Round 1
1. Matt Kemp the handjobs
2. José Bautista BEAVERS
3. Miguel Cabrera Bronx Bomber...
4. Albert Pujols Reclamation ...
5. Troy Tulowitzki Jobu's Rum
6. Jacoby Ellsbury Mackie and Reid
7. Robinson Canó OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Adrián González Wet Bandits
Round 2
1. Ryan Braun Wet Bandits
2. Prince Fielder OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Justin Verlander Mackie and Reid
4. Joey Votto Jobu's Rum
5. Clayton Kershaw Reclamation ...
6. Carlos González Bronx Bomber...
7. Justin Upton BEAVERS
8. Roy Halladay the handjobs
Round 3
1. Curtis Granderson the handjobs
2. Tim Lincecum BEAVERS
3. Hanley Ramírez Bronx Bomber...
4. Dustin Pedroia Reclamation ...
5. Andrew McCutchen Jobu's Rum
6. José Reyes Mackie and Reid
7. Cliff Lee OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Ian Kinsler Wet Bandits
Round 4
1. Félix Hernández Wet Bandits
2. Evan Longoria OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Stephen Strasburg Mackie and Reid
4. Giancarlo Stanton Jobu's Rum
5. CC Sabathia Reclamation ...
6. Ryan Zimmerman Bronx Bomber...
7. Jon Lester BEAVERS
8. Mark Teixeira the handjobs
Round 5
1. Jered Weaver the handjobs
2. Elvis Andrus BEAVERS
3. Zack Greinke Bronx Bomber...
4. Josh Hamilton Reclamation ...
5. Cole Hamels Jobu's Rum
6. Adrián Béltre Mackie and Reid
7. Starlin Castro OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Matt Holliday Wet Bandits
Round 6
1. Dan Haren Wet Bandits
2. Carlos Santana OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Brett Lawrie Mackie and Reid
4. Pablo Sandoval Jobu's Rum
5. Dan Uggla Reclamation ...
6. David Price Bronx Bomber...
7. John Axford BEAVERS
8. Mike Napoli the handjobs
Round 7
1. Alex Rodriguez the handjobs
2. Ben Zobrist BEAVERS
3. Yovani Gallardo Bronx Bomber...
4. Paul Konerko Reclamation ...
5. Madison Bumgarner Jobu's Rum
6. C.J. Wilson Mackie and Reid
7. Craig Kimbrel OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Hunter Pence Wet Bandits
Round 8
1. Michael Young Wet Bandits
2. Jonathan Papelbon OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Alex Gordon Mackie and Reid
4. Matt Cain Jobu's Rum
5. Jay Bruce Reclamation ...
6. Desmond Jennings Bronx Bomber...
7. Yu Darvish BEAVERS
8. Asdrúbal Cabrera the handjobs
Round 9
1. Mariano Rivera the handjobs
2. Brian McCann BEAVERS
3. Jason Heyward Bronx Bomber...
4. Buster Posey Reclamation ...
5. Brandon Phillips Jobu's Rum
6. Jose Valverde Mackie and Reid
7. Ricky Romero OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Michael Bourn Wet Bandits
Round 10
1. Josh Johnson Wet Bandits
2. Gio González OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Ian Kennedy Mackie and Reid
4. David Wright Jobu's Rum
5. Kevin Youkilis Reclamation ...
6. Drew Storen Bronx Bomber...
7. Ryan Howard BEAVERS
8. B.J. Upton the handjobs
Round 11
1. James Shields the handjobs
2. J.J. Putz BEAVERS
3. Dee Strange-Gordon Bronx Bomber...
4. Heath Bell Reclamation ...
5. Nelson Cruz Jobu's Rum
6. Adam Jones Mackie and Reid
7. Carl Crawford OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Joe Mauer Wet Bandits
Round 12
1. Adam Wainwright Wet Bandits
2. Sergio Santos OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Brandon League Mackie and Reid
4. Matt Moore Jobu's Rum
5. Andrew Bailey Reclamation ...
6. Jordan Walden Bronx Bomber...
7. Matt Garza BEAVERS
8. Michael Cuddyer the handjobs
Round 13
1. Daniel Hudson the handjobs
2. Brett Gardner BEAVERS
3. Brian Wilson Bronx Bomber...
4. Derek Jeter Reclamation ...
5. Joel Hanrahan Jobu's Rum
6. Billy Butler Mackie and Reid
7. Drew Stubbs OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Eric Hosmer Wet Bandits
Round 14
1. Shin-Soo Choo Wet Bandits
2. Brandon Morrow OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Kelly Johnson Mackie and Reid
4. Mat Latos Jobu's Rum
5. Ichiro Suzuki Reclamation ...
6. Alex Avila Bronx Bomber...
7. Corey Hart BEAVERS
8. Carlos Marmol the handjobs
Round 15
1. Javy Guerra the handjobs
2. Neftali Feliz BEAVERS
3. Michael Pineda Bronx Bomber...
4. Adam Dunn Reclamation ...
5. Michael Morse Jobu's Rum
6. J.P. Arencibia Mackie and Reid
7. Chris Young OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Lance Berkman Wet Bandits
Round 16
1. Josh Beckett Wet Bandits
2. Will Venable OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Tommy Hanson Mackie and Reid
4. Shane Victorino Jobu's Rum
5. Andre Ethier Reclamation ...
6. Huston Street Bronx Bomber...
7. David Ortiz BEAVERS
8. --empty-- the handjobs
Round 17
1. Travis Hafner the handjobs
2. Freddie Freeman BEAVERS
3. Jesus Montero Bronx Bomber...
4. Max Scherzer Reclamation ...
5. Jason Motte Jobu's Rum
6. Jimmy Rollins Mackie and Reid
7. Chris Perez OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Joe Nathan Wet Bandits
Round 18
1. David Freese Wet Bandits
2. Mark Reynolds OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Adam Lind Mackie and Reid
4. Rafael Betancourt Jobu's Rum
5. Doug Fister Reclamation ...
6. Ubaldo Jiménez Bronx Bomber...
7. Francisco Rodríguez BEAVERS
8. J.J. Hardy the handjobs
Round 19
1. Kyle Farnsworth the handjobs
2. Mark Trumbo BEAVERS
3. Paul Goldschmidt Bronx Bomber...
4. Cory Luebke Reclamation ...
5. Grant Balfour Jobu's Rum
6. Tyler Clippard Mackie and Reid
7. Cameron Maybin OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Sean Marshall Wet Bandits
Round 20
1. Jhonny Peralta Wet Bandits
2. Emilio Bonifácio OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Matt Capps Mackie and Reid
4. Jordan Zimmermann Jobu's Rum
5. Aramis Ramirez Reclamation ...
6. Delmon Young Bronx Bomber...
7. Erick Aybar BEAVERS
8. Josh Willingham the handjobs
Round 21
1. Carlos Beltrán the handjobs
2. Jayson Werth BEAVERS
3. Rickie Weeks Bronx Bomber...
4. Aroldis Chapman Reclamation ...
5. Matt Wieters Jobu's Rum
6. Shaun Marcum Mackie and Reid
7. Ervin Santana OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Brandon Beachy Wet Bandits
Round 22
1. Kenley Jansen Wet Bandits
2. Gaby Sanchez OK BLUE JAYS!
3. Melky Cabrera Mackie and Reid
4. Howie Kendrick Jobu's Rum
5. Ryan Raburn Reclamation ...
6. Lorenzo Cain Bronx Bomber...
7. Torii Hunter BEAVERS
8. Danny Espinosa the handjobs
Round 23
1. Carlos Quentin the handjobs
2. Nick Swisher BEAVERS
3. Greg Holland Bronx Bomber...
4. Jarrod Saltalamacchia Reclamation ...
5. Miguel Montero Jobu's Rum
6. Jeff Francoeur Mackie and Reid
7. Ike Davis OK BLUE JAYS!
8. Brett Myers Wet Bandits