Round 1
1. Mike Trout Dewittiots
2. Ryan Braun Twisted Fister
3. Miguel Cabrera DudeYerGetti...
4. Robinson Canó AlAlDownsBer...
5. Prince Fielder Keepin It Vi...
6. Joey Votto Puns Are Ove...
7. Andrew McCutchen A Coke and a...
8. Matt Kemp Choke Artists
9. Justin Verlander The Procrast...
10. Carlos González BSells12
11. Albert Pujols Mr Sunshines...
12. Evan Longoria Worst Team Ever
13. Giancarlo Stanton It Burns Whe...
14. Clayton Kershaw Verlanderful
Round 2
1. Stephen Strasburg Verlanderful
2. Troy Tulowitzki It Burns Whe...
3. Josh Hamilton Worst Team Ever
4. José Bautista Mr Sunshines...
5. Adrián Béltre BSells12
6. Buster Posey The Procrast...
7. Justin Upton Choke Artists
8. Ian Kinsler A Coke and a...
9. David Price Puns Are Ove...
10. José Reyes Keepin It Vi...
11. Hanley Ramírez AlAlDownsBer...
12. Dustin Pedroia DudeYerGetti...
13. Félix Hernández Twisted Fister
14. Bryce Harper Dewittiots
Round 3
1. David Wright Dewittiots
2. Cole Hamels Twisted Fister
3. Yoenis Céspedes DudeYerGetti...
4. Jered Weaver AlAlDownsBer...
5. Adam Jones Keepin It Vi...
6. Edwin Encarnación Puns Are Ove...
7. Paul Goldschmidt A Coke and a...
8. Cliff Lee Choke Artists
9. Matt Cain The Procrast...
10. Adrián González BSells12
11. Jason Heyward Mr Sunshines...
12. Joe Mauer Worst Team Ever
13. Billy Butler It Burns Whe...
14. Ryan Zimmerman Verlanderful
Round 4
1. Jacoby Ellsbury Verlanderful
2. Jay Bruce It Burns Whe...
3. Starlin Castro Worst Team Ever
4. B.J. Upton Mr Sunshines...
5. Gio González BSells12
6. CC Sabathia The Procrast...
7. Jason Kipnis Choke Artists
8. Ben Zobrist A Coke and a...
9. Matt Holliday Puns Are Ove...
10. Chase Headley Keepin It Vi...
11. Zack Greinke AlAlDownsBer...
12. Adam Wainwright DudeYerGetti...
13. Madison Bumgarner Twisted Fister
14. Allen Craig Dewittiots
Round 5
1. Yu Darvish Dewittiots
2. Brandon Phillips Twisted Fister
3. Craig Kimbrel DudeYerGetti...
4. Austin Jackson AlAlDownsBer...
5. Victor Martínez Keepin It Vi...
6. R.A. Dickey Puns Are Ove...
7. Max Scherzer A Coke and a...
8. Anthony Rizzo Choke Artists
9. Pablo Sandoval The Procrast...
10. Ian Desmond BSells12
11. Chris Sale Mr Sunshines...
12. Carlos Santana Worst Team Ever
13. Aaron Hill It Burns Whe...
14. Kris Medlen Verlanderful
Round 6
1. Brett Lawrie Verlanderful
2. Desmond Jennings It Burns Whe...
3. Chase Utley Worst Team Ever
4. Aramis Ramirez Mr Sunshines...
5. Johnny Cueto BSells12
6. Curtis Granderson The Procrast...
7. Jimmy Rollins Choke Artists
8. Shin-Soo Choo A Coke and a...
9. Alex Rios Puns Are Ove...
10. Martín Prado Keepin It Vi...
11. Michael Bourn AlAlDownsBer...
12. Mat Latos DudeYerGetti...
13. Elvis Andrus Twisted Fister
14. Matt Moore Dewittiots
Round 7
1. Asdrúbal Cabrera Dewittiots
2. Yadier Molina Twisted Fister
3. Jordan Zimmermann DudeYerGetti...
4. Mark Trumbo AlAlDownsBer...
5. Carlos Beltrán Keepin It Vi...
6. Aroldis Chapman Puns Are Ove...
7. James Shields A Coke and a...
8. Ike Davis Choke Artists
9. Roy Halladay The Procrast...
10. Rickie Weeks BSells12
11. Yovani Gallardo Mr Sunshines...
12. Alex Gordon Worst Team Ever
13. Matt Wieters It Burns Whe...
14. Freddie Freeman Verlanderful
Round 8
1. Jonathan Papelbon Verlanderful
2. David Freese It Burns Whe...
3. Brandon Morrow Worst Team Ever
4. Carlos Gómez Mr Sunshines...
5. Nelson Cruz BSells12
6. Ryan Howard The Procrast...
7. Jeff Samardzija Choke Artists
8. Chris Davis A Coke and a...
9. Melky Cabrera Puns Are Ove...
10. Josh Willingham Keepin It Vi...
11. Mike Napoli AlAlDownsBer...
12. Paul Konerko DudeYerGetti...
13. Eric Hosmer Twisted Fister
14. Jose Altuve Dewittiots
Round 9
1. Jason Motte Dewittiots
2. Ian Kennedy Twisted Fister
3. Shane Victorino DudeYerGetti...
4. Doug Fister AlAlDownsBer...
5. Hiroki Kuroda Keepin It Vi...
6. Salvador Perez Puns Are Ove...
7. Jake Peavy A Coke and a...
8. Jon Lester Choke Artists
9. Wilin Rosario The Procrast...
10. Fernando Rodney BSells12
11. Tim Lincecum Mr Sunshines...
12. Nick Swisher Worst Team Ever
13. Aníbal Sánchez It Burns Whe...
14. Rafael Soriano Verlanderful
Round 10
1. Josh Johnson Verlanderful
2. David Ortiz It Burns Whe...
3. Mariano Rivera Worst Team Ever
4. Miguel Montero Mr Sunshines...
5. Hunter Pence BSells12
6. Dan Haren The Procrast...
7. Matt Harvey Choke Artists
8. Joe Nathan A Coke and a...
9. Neil Walker Puns Are Ove...
10. Torii Hunter Keepin It Vi...
11. Adam LaRoche AlAlDownsBer...
12. Nori Aoki DudeYerGetti...
13. Mike Minor Twisted Fister
14. J.J. Putz Dewittiots
Round 11
1. Nick Markakis Dewittiots
2. Kyle Seager Twisted Fister
3. Sergio Romo DudeYerGetti...
4. C.J. Wilson AlAlDownsBer...
5. Andre Ethier Keepin It Vi...
6. Pedro Álvarez Puns Are Ove...
7. Todd Frazier A Coke and a...
8. Will Middlebrooks Choke Artists
9. Jim Johnson The Procrast...
10. Alejandro De Aza BSells12
11. Derek Jeter Mr Sunshines...
12. Jon Niese Worst Team Ever
13. Brett Anderson It Burns Whe...
14. Carl Crawford Verlanderful
Round 12
1. Angel Pagan Verlanderful
2. Homer Bailey It Burns Whe...
3. Brandon McCarthy Worst Team Ever
4. Greg Holland Mr Sunshines...
5. A.J. Pierzynski BSells12
6. Huston Street The Procrast...
7. Adam Dunn Choke Artists
8. Jarrod Parker A Coke and a...
9. Dexter Fowler Puns Are Ove...
10. Jeremy Hellickson Keepin It Vi...
11. Brett Gardner AlAlDownsBer...
12. Brian McCann DudeYerGetti...
13. Jesus Montero Twisted Fister
14. Ichiro Suzuki Dewittiots
Round 13
1. John Axford Dewittiots
2. Josh Reddick Twisted Fister
3. Danny Espinosa DudeYerGetti...
4. Erick Aybar AlAlDownsBer...
5. Grant Balfour Keepin It Vi...
6. Tom Wilhelmsen Puns Are Ove...
7. Glen Perkins A Coke and a...
8. Joel Hanrahan Choke Artists
9. Ben Revere The Procrast...
10. Ryan Vogelsong BSells12
11. Dan Uggla Mr Sunshines...
12. Alfonso Soriano Worst Team Ever
13. Mike Moustakas It Burns Whe...
14. Alcides Escobar Verlanderful
Round 14
1. Josh Rutledge Verlanderful
2. Alex Cobb It Burns Whe...
3. Dayan Viciedo Worst Team Ever
4. Rafael Betancourt Mr Sunshines...
5. Josh Beckett BSells12
6. Adam Eaton The Procrast...
7. Everth Cabrera Choke Artists
8. Jonathan Lucroy A Coke and a...
9. Jason Grilli Puns Are Ove...
10. Ted Lilly Keepin It Vi...
11. Lance Lynn AlAlDownsBer...
12. Michael Cuddyer DudeYerGetti...
13. Jayson Werth Twisted Fister
14. Addison Reed Dewittiots
Round 15
1. Derek Holland Dewittiots
2. Chris Perez Twisted Fister
3. Matt Garza DudeYerGetti...
4. Mark Buehrle AlAlDownsBer...
5. Ryan Ludwick Keepin It Vi...
6. Jonathan Broxton Puns Are Ove...
7. A.J. Burnett A Coke and a...
8. Ernesto Frieri Choke Artists
9. Howie Kendrick The Procrast...
10. Coco Crisp BSells12
11. Marco Estrada Mr Sunshines...
12. Kenley Jansen Worst Team Ever
13. Trevor Cahill It Burns Whe...
14. Brandon League Verlanderful
Round 16
1. Tim Hudson Verlanderful
2. J.J. Hardy It Burns Whe...
3. Bruce Rondon Worst Team Ever
4. Edwin Jackson Mr Sunshines...
5. Manny Machado BSells12
6. Jed Lowrie The Procrast...
7. Steve Cishek Choke Artists
8. Casey Janssen A Coke and a...
9. Wade Miley Puns Are Ove...
10. Ryan Dempster Keepin It Vi...
11. Michael Young AlAlDownsBer...
12. Bobby Parnell DudeYerGetti...
13. Andrelton Simmons Twisted Fister
14. Carlos Marmol Dewittiots
Round 17
1. Ryan Doumit Dewittiots
2. Jose Veras Twisted Fister
3. Phil Hughes DudeYerGetti...
4. Matt Harrison AlAlDownsBer...
5. Marco Scutaro Keepin It Vi...
6. Alexei Ramirez Puns Are Ove...
7. Mark Reynolds A Coke and a...
8. Starling Marte Choke Artists
9. Shaun Marcum The Procrast...
10. Justin Morneau BSells12
11. Alexi Ogando Mr Sunshines...
12. Jason Kubel Worst Team Ever
13. Michael Morse It Burns Whe...
14. Alex Avila Verlanderful
Round 18
1. Mark Teixeira Verlanderful
2. Jaime García It Burns Whe...
3. Kevin Youkilis Worst Team Ever
4. Kendrys Morales Mr Sunshines...
5. Kyle Lohse BSells12
6. Brandon Belt The Procrast...
7. Carlos Ruiz Choke Artists
8. Mike Fiers A Coke and a...
9. Andy Pettitte Puns Are Ove...
10. Clay Buchholz Keepin It Vi...
11. Corey Hart AlAlDownsBer...
12. Lorenzo Cain DudeYerGetti...
13. Justin Ruggiano Twisted Fister
14. Lance Berkman Dewittiots
Round 19
1. Dustin Ackley Dewittiots
2. Jason Hammel Twisted Fister
3. Cameron Maybin DudeYerGetti...
4. Francisco Liriano AlAlDownsBer...
5. Wei-Yin Chen Keepin It Vi...
6. Ryan Madson Puns Are Ove...
7. Jean Segura A Coke and a...
8. Andrew Cashner Choke Artists
9. Juan Pierre The Procrast...
10. Emilio Bonifácio BSells12
11. Carlos Quentin Mr Sunshines...
12. David Robertson Worst Team Ever
13. Kyuji Fujikawa It Burns Whe...
14. Cody Ross Verlanderful
Round 20
1. Jedd Gyorko Verlanderful
2. Sergio Santos It Burns Whe...
3. Johan Santana Worst Team Ever
4. Oscar Taveras Mr Sunshines...
5. Andrew Bailey BSells12
6. Wil Myers The Procrast...
7. Felix Doubront Choke Artists
8. Mike Olt A Coke and a...
9. Tommy Milone Puns Are Ove...
10. Vinnie Pestano Keepin It Vi...
11. Omar Infante AlAlDownsBer...
12. J.P. Arencibia DudeYerGetti...
13. Hisashi Iwakuma Twisted Fister
14. Colby Rasmus Dewittiots
Round 21
1. David Murphy Dewittiots
2. Luke Gregerson Twisted Fister
3. Tyler Colvin DudeYerGetti...
4. Tyler Greene AlAlDownsBer...
5. Jarrod Saltalamacchia Keepin It Vi...
6. Garrett Jones Puns Are Ove...
7. A.J. Griffin A Coke and a...
8. Hyun Jin Ryu Choke Artists
9. Dan Straily The Procrast...
10. James McDonald BSells12
11. Zack Cozart Mr Sunshines...
12. Rick Porcello Worst Team Ever
13. Ryan Cook It Burns Whe...
14. Drew Stubbs Verlanderful
Round 22
1. Wandy Rodriguez Verlanderful
2. Tommy Hanson It Burns Whe...
3. Chris Capuano Worst Team Ever
4. Trevor Plouffe Mr Sunshines...
5. Jhonny Peralta BSells12
6. Ricky Romero The Procrast...
7. Chris Carter Choke Artists
8. Trevor Bauer A Coke and a...
9. Paul Maholm Puns Are Ove...
10. Shelby Miller Keepin It Vi...
11. Jon Jay AlAlDownsBer...
12. Kelly Johnson DudeYerGetti...
13. Yonder Alonso Twisted Fister
14. Russell Martin Dewittiots
Round 23
1. Stephen Drew Dewittiots
2. Brandon Beachy Twisted Fister
3. Chris Tillman DudeYerGetti...
4. Michael Brantley AlAlDownsBer...
5. Daniel Murphy Keepin It Vi...
6. Brandon Moss Puns Are Ove...
7. Dylan Bundy A Coke and a...
8. Michael Saunders Choke Artists
9. Al Alburquerque The Procrast...
10. Chris Young BSells12
11. Dillon Gee Mr Sunshines...
12. Jurickson Profar Worst Team Ever
13. Frank Francisco It Burns Whe...
14. Billy Hamilton Verlanderful