Starting Rosters

Masturbating Vaginafuckers

Pos	Player
C	Bo Naylor L, 0-8 @DET
1B	(Empty)
2B	Spencer Steer L, 6-15 @STL
3B	José Ramírez L, 0-8 @DET
SS	Bobby Witt Jr.  L, 2-5 vs NYY
OF	TJ Friedl L, 6-15 @STL
OF	Lane Thomas L, 3-5 @ATL
OF	Ceddanne Rafaela L, 2-5 @BAL
Util	Freddie Freeman L, 1-2 @SF
Util	Christian Encarnacion-Strand L, 6-15 @STL
SP	Clayton Kershaw L, 1-2 @SF
SP	George Kirby  L, 1-6 vs TEX
SP	Hunter Greene  L, 6-15 @STL
SP	Blake Snell W, 2-1 vs LAD
RP	Emmanuel Clase  L, 0-8 @DET
RP	Julian Merryweather W, 10-6 @MIL
P	Eduardo Rodriguez L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Will Benson L, 6-15 @STL
BN	Davis Schneider L, 5-7 vs TB
BN	Elly De La Cruz L, 6-15 @STL
BN	Jackson Holliday W, 5-2 vs BOS
IL	Matt McLain L, 6-15 @STL
IL	Jarren Duran L, 2-5 @BAL
BN	Dylan Cease  W, 6-1 @CWS
BN	Tarik Skubal W, 8-0 vs CLE
BN	Andrew Abbott L, 6-15 @STL
BN	Kyle Harrison W, 2-1 vs LAD
BN	Taj Bradley W, 7-5 @TOR
BN	JP Sears W, 7-3 @LAA
IL	Adbert Alzolay W, 10-6 @MIL
IL	Graham Ashcraft L, 6-15 @STL

Barracuda Triples

Pos	Player
C	Adley Rutschman  W, 5-2 vs BOS
1B	Ryan Mountcastle W, 5-2 vs BOS
2B	Geraldo Perdomo L, 0-1 vs HOU
3B	Ke'Bryan Hayes L, 3-7 vs MIA
SS	Mauricio Dubón W, 1-0 @AZ
OF	Ian Happ W, 10-6 @MIL
OF	Lourdes Gurriel Jr. L, 0-1 vs HOU
OF	Seiya Suzuki W, 10-6 @MIL
Util	Brent Rooker W, 7-3 @LAA
Util	José Abreu W, 1-0 @AZ
SP	Nick Pivetta L, 2-5 @BAL
SP	Orion Kerkering L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
SP	Clarke Schmidt W, 5-2 @KC
SP	Kyle Wright  L, 2-5 vs NYY
RP	Jordan Romano L, 5-7 vs TB
RP	Pete Fairbanks W, 7-5 @TOR
P	Yennier Cano W, 5-2 vs BOS
BN	Kris Bryant L, 6-14 vs MIN
IL	Royce Lewis W, 14-6 @COL
IL	Riley Greene W, 8-0 vs CLE
BN	Joe Ryan  W, 14-6 @COL
BN	Kyle Hendricks W, 10-6 @MIL
BN	A.J. Puk W, 7-3 @PIT
BN	Dean Kremer W, 5-2 vs BOS
BN	Wade Miley L, 6-10 vs CHC
BN	Grayson Rodriguez  W, 5-2 vs BOS
IL	Lance McCullers Jr. W, 1-0 @AZ
IL	Trevor Rogers W, 7-3 @PIT

Hollywood Swinging

Pos	Player
C	(Empty)
1B	Vladimir Guerrero Jr. L, 5-7 vs TB
2B	Andrés Giménez  L, 0-8 @DET
3B	Max Muncy L, 1-2 @SF
SS	Bo Bichette L, 5-7 vs TB
OF	Adolis García  W, 6-1 @SEA
OF	Steven Kwan  L, 0-8 @DET
OF	Nolan Jones L, 6-14 vs MIN
Util	(Empty)
Util	(Empty)
SP	Merrill Kelly L, 0-1 vs HOU
SP	Triston McKenzie L, 0-8 @DET
SP	Kutter Crawford L, 2-5 @BAL
SP	Touki Toussaint L, 1-6 vs SD
RP	David Bednar L, 3-7 vs MIA
RP	Craig Kimbrel W, 5-2 vs BOS
P	Ryan Pepiot W, 7-5 @TOR
BN	Josh Jung W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	Teoscar Hernández L, 1-2 @SF
BN	Keibert Ruiz L, 3-5 @ATL
BN	Jonah Heim W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	Jeff McNeil W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
IL	Vinnie Pasquantino  L, 2-5 vs NYY
BN	José Ureña W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	Cole Ragans L, 2-5 vs NYY
BN	Marcus Stroman W, 5-2 @KC
BN	Bailey Ober W, 14-6 @COL
BN	Shane Bieber L, 0-8 @DET
BN	Bryce Elder W, 5-3 vs WSH
IL	Jon Gray  W, 6-1 @SEA
IL	Logan Allen L, 0-8 @DET

IL Team

Pos	Player
C	(Empty)
1B	Nathaniel Lowe  W, 6-1 @SEA
2B	(Empty)
3B	Rafael Devers L, 2-5 @BAL
SS	Bryson Stott L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
OF	Cedric Mullins  W, 5-2 vs BOS
OF	Lars Nootbaar W, 15-6 vs CIN
OF	Whit Merrifield L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
Util	Ozzie Albies W, 5-3 vs WSH
Util	Oswaldo Cabrera W, 5-2 @KC
SP	Aaron Civale W, 7-5 @TOR
SP	Zac Gallen L, 0-1 vs HOU
SP	Andrew Heaney W, 6-1 @SEA
SP	Mike Clevinger L, 1-6 vs SD
RP	Josh Hader W, 1-0 @AZ
RP	Reynaldo López W, 5-3 vs WSH
P	José Leclerc W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	Harold Ramírez L, 3-5 @ATL
BN	Adam Frazier L, 2-5 vs NYY
BN	Jake McCarthy L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Zach Neto L, 3-7 vs OAK
IL	Willson Contreras W, 15-6 vs CIN
IL	Carlos Correa W, 14-6 @COL
IL	Oneil Cruz  L, 3-7 vs MIA
BN	Jordan Montgomery  L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Gerrit Cole W, 5-2 @KC
BN	Josiah Gray L, 3-5 @ATL
BN	Lucas Giolito L, 2-5 @BAL
BN	Will Smith L, 2-5 vs NYY
IL	Frankie Montas L, 6-15 @STL

Manscaped

Pos	Player
C	Salvador Perez L, 2-5 vs NYY
1B	Andrew Vaughn L, 1-6 vs SD
2B	Ketel Marte L, 0-1 vs HOU
3B	Matt Chapman W, 2-1 vs LAD
SS	Trea Turner L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
OF	Nick Castellanos L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
OF	Josh Lowe W, 7-5 @TOR
OF	Tommy Edman W, 15-6 vs CIN
Util	Xander Bogaerts W, 6-1 @CWS
Util	Willy Adames  L, 6-10 vs CHC
SP	Luis Castillo L, 1-6 vs TEX
SP	Chris Bassitt L, 5-7 vs TB
SP	Justin Verlander  W, 1-0 @AZ
SP	Taijuan Walker  L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
RP	Devin Williams  L, 6-10 vs CHC
RP	Michael King W, 6-1 @CWS
P	Kodai Senga W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
BN	Trevor Story L, 2-5 @BAL
BN	Ty France L, 1-6 vs TEX
BN	Jarred Kelenic  W, 5-3 vs WSH
BN	Luis Robert Jr. L, 1-6 vs SD
BN	Luis Arraez W, 6-1 @CWS
BN	Nolan Schanuel L, 3-7 vs OAK
BN	Jackson Chourio L, 6-10 vs CHC
BN	Ranger Suárez L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
BN	Julio Urías L, 1-2 @SF
IL	Giovanny Gallegos W, 15-6 vs CIN
IL	Max Scherzer W, 6-1 @SEA
IL	Emerson Hancock L, 1-6 vs TEX
IL	Drew Rasmussen W, 7-5 @TOR

Mayor Humdinger

Pos	Player
C	Mitch Garver L, 1-6 vs TEX
1B	Isaac Paredes W, 7-5 @TOR
2B	Jose Altuve W, 1-0 @AZ
3B	Christopher Morel W, 10-6 @MIL
SS	J.P. Crawford L, 1-6 vs TEX
OF	Thairo Estrada W, 2-1 vs LAD
OF	Corbin Carroll  L, 0-1 vs HOU
OF	Tommy Pham L, 1-6 vs SD
Util	Ronny Mauricio W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
Util	Tyrone Taylor W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
SP	Jordan Wicks W, 10-6 @MIL
SP	Kyle Gibson W, 15-6 vs CIN
SP	Michael Wacha L, 2-5 vs NYY
SP	Spencer Strider  W, 5-3 vs WSH
RP	Trevor May W, 7-3 @LAA
RP	Kyle Finnegan L, 3-5 @ATL
P	Kevin Ginkel L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Ha-Seong Kim W, 6-1 @CWS
BN	Zack Gelof W, 7-3 @LAA
IL	Jasson Domínguez W, 5-2 @KC
BN	José Buttó W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
BN	Yusei Kikuchi L, 5-7 vs TB
BN	J.P. France W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	Mitch Keller L, 3-7 vs MIA
BN	Griffin Canning L, 3-7 vs OAK
BN	Tanner Bibee L, 0-8 @DET
BN	Joey Lucchesi W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
IL	Liam Hendriks L, 2-5 @BAL
IL	Nestor Cortes  W, 5-2 @KC
IL	Edwin Díaz W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI

Party Boys

Pos	Player
C	Sean Murphy W, 5-3 vs WSH
1B	(Empty)
2B	(Empty)
3B	(Empty)
SS	Dansby Swanson W, 10-6 @MIL
OF	Julio Rodríguez  L, 1-6 vs TEX
OF	Kerry Carpenter W, 8-0 vs CLE
OF	(Empty)
Util	Matt Olson W, 5-3 vs WSH
Util	Paul Goldschmidt W, 15-6 vs CIN
SP	(Empty)
SP	(Empty)
SP	(Empty)
SP	(Empty)
RP	(Empty)
RP	(Empty)
P	(Empty)
BN	Michael Harris II  W, 5-3 vs WSH
BN	Yainer Diaz W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	Eloy Jiménez  L, 1-6 vs SD
BN	Manny Machado W, 6-1 @CWS
BN	Gleyber Torres W, 5-2 @KC
BN	Alex Bregman W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	MJ Melendez L, 2-5 vs NYY
BN	Yandy Díaz W, 7-5 @TOR
BN	Noelvi Marte L, 6-15 @STL
BN	Zack Wheeler L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
BN	Sonny Gray W, 15-6 vs CIN
BN	Corbin Burnes W, 5-2 vs BOS
BN	Logan Gilbert  L, 1-6 vs TEX
BN	Jhoan Duran W, 14-6 @COL
BN	Evan Phillips L, 1-2 @SF
BN	Dakota Hudson L, 6-14 vs MIN
BN	Alexis Díaz L, 6-15 @STL
BN	Logan Webb  W, 2-1 vs LAD
BN	Bobby Miller L, 1-2 @SF
BN	Justin Steele W, 10-6 @MIL
IL	Eury Pérez W, 7-3 @PIT
IL	Joe Musgrove W, 6-1 @CWS

The Players Club

Pos	Player
C	Cal Raleigh L, 1-6 vs TEX
1B	Anthony Santander W, 5-2 vs BOS
2B	CJ Abrams L, 3-5 @ATL
3B	Austin Riley  W, 5-3 vs WSH
SS	Ezequiel Tovar L, 6-14 vs MIN
OF	Max Kepler W, 14-6 @COL
OF	James Outman L, 1-2 @SF
OF	Marcell Ozuna W, 5-3 vs WSH
Util	J.D. Martinez W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
Util	Charlie Blackmon L, 6-14 vs MIN
SP	Tyler Wells W, 5-2 vs BOS
SP	Javier Assad W, 10-6 @MIL
SP	Cristopher Sánchez L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
SP	Jose Quintana W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
RP	Clay Holmes  W, 5-2 @KC
RP	Aroldis Chapman L, 3-7 vs MIA
P	Kenley Jansen L, 2-5 @BAL
BN	Jeremy Peña  W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	Brandon Nimmo W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
IL	Triston Casas L, 2-5 @BAL
IL	Jake Cronenworth W, 6-1 @CWS
BN	Cal Quantrill L, 6-14 vs MIN
BN	Zack Thompson W, 15-6 vs CIN
BN	Zach Eflin W, 7-5 @TOR
BN	Freddy Peralta  L, 6-10 vs CHC
BN	Miles Mikolas W, 15-6 vs CIN
BN	Kirby Yates W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	Max Fried W, 5-3 vs WSH
IL	Michael Soroka L, 1-6 vs SD
IL	Walker Buehler L, 1-2 @SF

The Laser Show

Pos	Player
C	J.T. Realmuto L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
1B	Christian Walker L, 0-1 vs HOU
2B	Brandon Drury L, 3-7 vs OAK
3B	Justin Turner L, 5-7 vs TB
SS	Orlando Arcia W, 5-3 vs WSH
OF	Aaron Judge W, 5-2 @KC
OF	Cody Bellinger W, 10-6 @MIL
OF	Henry Davis L, 3-7 vs MIA
Util	Josh Naylor L, 0-8 @DET
Util	Masataka Yoshida L, 2-5 @BAL
SP	Tylor Megill W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
SP	Hyun Jin Ryu L, 5-7 vs TB
SP	(Empty)
SP	(Empty)
RP	Andrés Muñoz  L, 1-6 vs TEX
RP	Camilo Doval W, 2-1 vs LAD
P	Paul Sewald L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Joey Votto L, 5-7 vs TB
BN	Jorge Polanco L, 1-6 vs TEX
IL	Rhys Hoskins L, 6-10 vs CHC
BN	Nathan Eovaldi W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	John Means W, 5-2 vs BOS
BN	Bryan Woo L, 1-6 vs TEX
BN	Brayan Bello  L, 2-5 @BAL
BN	Tyler Glasnow  L, 1-2 @SF
IL	Sandy Alcantara W, 7-3 @PIT

The MFN Bang Bus

Pos	Player
C	Daulton Varsho  L, 5-7 vs TB
1B	(Empty)
2B	(Empty)
3B	(Empty)
SS	(Empty)
OF	Fernando Tatis Jr. W, 6-1 @CWS
OF	Juan Soto W, 5-2 @KC
OF	Jorge Soler W, 2-1 vs LAD
Util	Alec Bohm L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
Util	Bryce Harper L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
SP	Reese Olson W, 8-0 vs CLE
SP	Matt Brash L, 1-6 vs TEX
SP	(Empty)
SP	(Empty)
RP	Cody Bradford W, 6-1 @SEA
RP	(Empty)
P	(Empty)
BN	Gabriel Moreno L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Spencer Torkelson W, 8-0 vs CLE
BN	Nico Hoerner W, 10-6 @MIL
BN	Jordan Lawlar L, 0-1 vs HOU
BN	Evan Carter W, 6-1 @SEA
BN	Pete Crow-Armstrong W, 10-6 @MIL
IL	Byron Buxton  W, 14-6 @COL
BN	Braxton Garrett W, 7-3 @PIT
BN	Raisel Iglesias W, 5-3 vs WSH
BN	Tanner Scott W, 7-3 @PIT
BN	Hunter Brown W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	Brandon Woodruff L, 6-10 vs CHC
BN	Framber Valdez  W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	Tyler Kinley L, 6-14 vs MIN
BN	James McArthur L, 2-5 vs NYY
BN	Aaron Ashby L, 6-10 vs CHC
BN	Casey Mize W, 8-0 vs CLE
IL	JoJo Romero W, 15-6 vs CIN
IL	Félix Bautista  W, 5-2 vs BOS
IL	Shane Baz W, 7-5 @TOR

The MotorBoaters

Pos	Player
C	Will Smith L, 1-2 @SF
1B	Pete Alonso W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
2B	Marcus Semien W, 6-1 @SEA
3B	Gunnar Henderson  W, 5-2 vs BOS
SS	Corey Seager W, 6-1 @SEA
OF	Yordan Alvarez W, 1-0 @AZ
OF	Mookie Betts L, 1-2 @SF
OF	Bryan Reynolds L, 3-7 vs MIA
Util	Kyle Tucker W, 1-0 @AZ
Util	Randy Arozarena W, 7-5 @TOR
SP	José Berríos L, 5-7 vs TB
SP	Chris Sale W, 5-3 vs WSH
SP	Lance Lynn W, 15-6 vs CIN
SP	Carlos Rodón  W, 5-2 @KC
RP	Ryan Pressly W, 1-0 @AZ
RP	Carlos Estévez L, 3-7 vs OAK
P	Ryan Helsley  W, 15-6 vs CIN
BN	Anthony Volpe  W, 5-2 @KC
BN	Jordan Walker W, 15-6 vs CIN
BN	Giancarlo Stanton W, 5-2 @KC
BN	Junior Caminero W, 7-5 @TOR
IL	C.J. Cron L, 2-5 @BAL
IL	Mike Trout L, 3-7 vs OAK
BN	Kyle Bradish  W, 5-2 vs BOS
BN	Alex Lange W, 8-0 vs CLE
BN	Pablo López W, 14-6 @COL
BN	Gavin Williams L, 0-8 @DET
IL	Jason Adam W, 7-5 @TOR
IL	James Paxton L, 1-2 @SF

The Woodchuckers

Pos	Player
C	William Contreras L, 6-10 vs CHC
1B	DJ LeMahieu W, 5-2 @KC
2B	Jazz Chisholm Jr.  W, 7-3 @PIT
3B	Eugenio Suárez L, 0-1 vs HOU
SS	Francisco Lindor W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
OF	Ronald Acuña Jr. W, 5-3 vs WSH
OF	Kyle Schwarber L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
OF	Christian Yelich L, 6-10 vs CHC
Util	Tyler O'Neill L, 2-5 @BAL
Util	Andrew Benintendi  L, 1-6 vs SD
SP	Jacob deGrom W, 6-1 @SEA
SP	Alek Manoah  L, 5-7 vs TB
SP	Jesús Luzardo  W, 7-3 @PIT
SP	Cristian Javier  W, 1-0 @AZ
RP	Gregory Soto L, 3-4 @NYM ; L, 4-11 @NYM
RP	Seth Lugo L, 2-5 vs NYY
P	Nick Lodolo L, 6-15 @STL
BN	Javier Báez W, 8-0 vs CLE
BN	Joey Meneses L, 3-5 @ATL
IL	Harrison Bader W, 4-3 vs PHI ; W, 11-4 vs PHI
BN	Jameson Taillon W, 10-6 @MIL
BN	James Karinchak L, 0-8 @DET
BN	Charlie Morton W, 5-3 vs WSH
BN	Eric Lauer W, 1-0 @AZ
BN	Diego Castillo W, 14-6 @COL
BN	Héctor Neris W, 10-6 @MIL

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