Alberto Jose Alburquerque

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
L, 0-5 vs SF
1B
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
W, 3-2 vs SD
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
L, 2-4 @ATL
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 3-0 vs BAL
OF
OF
Evan CarterTEX - OF
W, 15-8 @OAK
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 3-10 @NYY
BN
BN
BN
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
W, 5-1 vs CWS
BN
IL
Evan PhillipsLAD - RP
W, 8-2 vs MIA
IL
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
W, 8-2 vs MIA
IL
Max ScherzerTEX - SP
W, 15-8 @OAK

South Bound Brook Snowblowahs

Pos
Player
C
W, 4-2 vs BOS
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
L, 7-11 vs DET
2B
3B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 2-6 vs AZ
SS
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 10-3 vs HOU
OF
Steven KwanCLE - OF
L, 7-11 vs DET
OF
Mike TauchmanCHC - OF
W, 3-2 vs SD
OF
Wilyer AbreuBOS - OF
L, 2-4 @ATL
Util
W, 8-2 vs MIA
Util
Andy PagesLAD - OF
W, 8-2 vs MIA
SP
Corbin BurnesBAL - SP
L, 0-3 @WSH
SP
Kutter CrawfordBOS - SP,RP
L, 2-4 @ATL
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
L, 0-3 @WSH
BN
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 3-10 @NYY
BN
IL
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
W, 3-2 vs SD
BN
IL

BJs are better than a Yank

Pos
Player
C
1B
Hunter RenfroeKC - 1B,OF
L, 5-6 vs MIL
2B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
L, 0-3 @WSH
3B
SS
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 10-1 vs TOR
OF
L, 0-9 vs LAA
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
W, 4-2 vs BOS
OF
Util
Util
SP
Bryce ElderATL - SP
W, 4-2 vs BOS
SP
Zac GallenAZ - SP
W, 6-2 @CIN
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Bailey OberMIN - SP
L, 6-10 vs SEA
BN
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 0-5 vs SF
BN
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
L, 0-3 @WSH
IL
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
L, 8-15 vs TEX
IL
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
L, 6-10 vs SEA
BN
IL
IL

We Like Inge

Pos
Player
C
Ryan JeffersMIN - C
L, 6-10 vs SEA
1B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 10-1 vs TOR
2B
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
W, 6-2 @CIN
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 4-2 vs BOS
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
W, 15-8 @OAK
OF
Jacob YoungWSH - OF
W, 3-0 vs BAL
OF
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
W, 7-5 @STL
OF
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 3-10 @NYY
Util
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 2-3 @CHC
Util
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
W, 3-2 vs SD
SP
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
W, 4-2 vs BOS
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
W, 10-1 vs TOR
P
Colin ReaMIL - SP
W, 6-5 @KC
BN
W, 10-1 vs TOR
BN
IL
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 2-6 vs AZ
BN
Joe RyanMIN - SP
L, 6-10 vs SEA
BN
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
L, 3-10 @NYY
IL
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
L, 2-4 @ATL

The Crumb Bums

Pos
Player
C
1B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 5-1 vs CWS
2B
3B
SS
L, 5-6 vs MIL
OF
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
W, 11-7 @CLE
OF
Util
Util
L, 0-5 vs SF
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
L, 3-10 @NYY
IL
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
W, 3-0 vs BAL
BN
Luis GilNYY - SP
W, 10-3 vs HOU
IL
IL

Sex w/ Mickey Mantle

Pos
Player
C
1B
Justin TurnerTOR - 1B,2B,3B
L, 1-10 @PHI
2B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 5-1 vs CWS
3B
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 1-10 @PHI
OF
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
W, 10-3 vs HOU
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
Seth LugoKC - SP
L, 5-6 vs MIL
RP
RP
P
P
P
L, 8-15 vs TEX
P
BN
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
L, 2-4 @ATL
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL

18 Horse From Schenectady

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
W, 8-2 vs MIA
3B
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
W, 3-2 vs SD
SS
W, 3-2 vs SD
OF
OF
OF
Util
Jo AdellLAA - OF
W, 9-0 @PIT
Util
SP
SP
RP
RP
A.J. MinterATL - RP
W, 4-2 vs BOS
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 8-2 vs MIA
BN
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 9-0 @PIT
IL
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
L, 2-8 @LAD
BN
BN
Chris SaleATL - SP
W, 4-2 vs BOS
IL
Shane BazTB - SP
W, 5-1 vs CWS
IL

Chappy from New Canaan

Pos
Player
C
L, 5-7 vs NYM
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 10-1 vs TOR
2B
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 6-5 @KC
3B
SS
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 0-9 vs LAA
OF
W, 10-1 vs TOR
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
L, 2-4 @ATL
OF
Util
Util
Tyler O'NeillBOS - OF
L, 2-4 @ATL
SP
Jared JonesPIT - SP
L, 0-9 vs LAA
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
P
P
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 2-6 vs AZ
P
BN
W, 5-1 vs CWS
BN
Kyle ManzardoCLE - 1B
L, 7-11 vs DET
IL
W, 10-3 vs HOU
BN
BN
BN
Sonny GraySTL - SP
L, 5-7 vs NYM
BN
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
L, 0-9 vs LAA
IL
IL
IL
Matt BrashSEA - RP
W, 10-6 @MIN

Rawjuh's In The Bawx

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
W, 15-8 @OAK
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 4-2 vs BOS
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 3-10 @NYY
3B
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
L, 5-6 vs MIL
SS
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
W, 10-3 vs HOU
OF
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
W, 5-1 vs CWS
Util
L, 5-7 vs NYM
Util
L, 0-9 vs LAA
SP
SP
Zach EflinTB - SP
W, 5-1 vs CWS
RP
RP
P
Jason AdamTB - RP
W, 5-1 vs CWS
P
P
P
BN
BN
W, 10-3 vs HOU
IL
L, 1-5 @TB
IL
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 4-2 vs BOS
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL

Matsui Mattress Co.

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
W, 8-2 vs MIA
1B
2B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 0-5 vs SF
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 2-6 vs AZ
SS
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
W, 10-3 vs HOU
OF
OF
Jonny DeLucaTB - OF
W, 5-1 vs CWS
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 8-15 vs TEX
P
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
W, 3-2 vs SD
P
Zack LittellTB - SP,RP
W, 5-1 vs CWS
P
BN
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 2-3 @CHC
BN
BN
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 6-5 @KC
BN
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
L, 0-9 vs LAA
IL
BN
IL
IL
IL
Gerrit ColeNYY - SP
W, 10-3 vs HOU