The Great Hambino

Pos
Player
C
1B
W, 9-2 vs NYY
2B
Mauricio DubónHOU - 1B,2B,SS,OF
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
L, 0-1 @CWS
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 9-2 vs NYY
CI
MI
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
W, 2-1 vs CLE
OF
L, 4-7 vs MIA
OF
OF
Util
Util
Jhonkensy NoelCLE - 1B,3B,OF
L, 1-2 @KC
SP
SP
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
P
P
(Empty)
P
(Empty)
BN
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
W, 11-4 @STL
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
NA

A Whale’s Vagina

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 11-4 @STL
3B
SS
CI
Isiah Kiner-FalefaTOR - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 9-2 vs NYY
MI
OF
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
W, 5-3 @SF
OF
OF
Joc PedersonAZ - OF
L, 6-13 vs MIN
Util
Paul GoldschmidtSTL - 1B
L, 4-11 vs CIN
Util
L, 6-13 vs MIN
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
IL
BN
BN
IL
Yu DarvishSD - SP
IL
Ryan WeathersMIA - SP
W, 7-4 @PHI

Ducks on the Pond

Pos
Player
C
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
L, 0-1 @CWS
2B
3B
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 4-11 vs CIN
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 2-11 @BAL
CI
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
W, 7-4 @PHI
MI
OF
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
L, 0-5 @LAA
OF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 13-6 @AZ
Util
Ben RiceNYY - C,1B
L, 2-9 @TOR
Util
W, 9-2 vs NYY
SP
SP
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 2-9 @TOR
SP
W, 9-2 vs NYY
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
IL
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
W, 11-4 @STL
NA
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
José SorianoLAA - SP,RP
W, 5-0 vs DET

fuckyall

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
SS
CI
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
W, 11-4 @STL
MI
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
OF
W, 1-0 vs ATL
OF
OF
Util
Steven KwanCLE - OF
L, 1-2 @KC
Util
Paul DeJongCWS - SS
W, 1-0 vs ATL
SP
Jack FlahertyDET - SP
L, 0-5 @LAA
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
P
(Empty)
P
(Empty)
P
(Empty)
BN
IL
L, 2-9 @TOR
NA
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 11-2 vs TEX
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
L, 2-9 @TOR
IL

Max-imum Effort

Pos
Player
C
Sean MurphyATL - C
L, 0-1 @CWS
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
L, 0-1 @CWS
3B
SS
CI
MI
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
L, 6-13 vs MIN
OF
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
L, 0-1 @CWS
OF
OF
Util
Orlando ArciaATL - SS
L, 0-1 @CWS
Util
Eloy JiménezCWS - OF
W, 1-0 vs ATL
SP
SP
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
L, 0-1 @CWS
RP
RP
P
P
P
W, 7-4 @PHI
P
BN
BN
IL
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 2-11 @BAL
BN
BN
IL
NA
NA

PHIGHTINs

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
SS
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
L, 4-11 vs CIN
CI
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
L, 4-7 vs MIA
MI
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
L, 4-11 vs CIN
SP
SP
Carlos RodónNYY - SP
L, 2-9 @TOR
RP
Spencer TurnbullPHI - SP,RP
L, 4-7 vs MIA
RP
Jordan HicksSF - SP,RP
L, 3-5 vs CHC
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
IL
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
NA
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
L, 3-5 vs CHC
NA

Urine Trouble

Pos
Player
C
Adley RutschmanBAL - C
W, 11-2 vs TEX
1B
2B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 11-2 vs TEX
3B
SS
Bobby Witt Jr.KC - SS
W, 2-1 vs CLE
CI
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 4-7 vs MIA
MI
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-0 vs DET
OF
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
L, 0-1 @CWS
OF
W, 11-2 vs TEX
Util
Util
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 5-0 vs DET
SP
SP
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
NA
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
IL

ImHereForDal3

Pos
Player
C
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
L, 1-2 @KC
1B
2B
3B
SS
CI
MI
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
L, 4-7 vs MIA
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
L, 2-9 @TOR
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
W, 2-1 vs CLE
SP
Logan WebbSF - SP
L, 3-5 vs CHC
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
P
Miles MikolasSTL - SP
L, 4-11 vs CIN
P
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
L, 4-7 vs MIA
P
BN
BN
IL
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
NA
NA
Coby MayoBAL - 3B
W, 11-2 vs TEX
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
W, 5-3 @SF
BN
BN
BN
Blake SnellSF - SP
L, 3-5 vs CHC
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP