SEXY SQUAD

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
L, 0-6 vs AZ
1B
2B
W, 6-3 vs NYM
3B
SS
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 5-9 vs SF
IF
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
L, 3-4 vs COL
OF
Util
Util
L, 2-9 vs ATL
SP
SP
Bryce MillerSEA - SP
L, 3-7 @NYY
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
BN
IL
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
L, 0-1 @MIA
BN
BN
IL
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 3-7 vs SD
IL
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
W, 9-5 @PIT

Pitch Slappers

Pos
Player
C
W, 5-4 vs BAL
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 9-2 @CHC
3B
SS
W, 8-3 vs DET
IF
OF
OF
OF
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
L, 3-6 @CLE
OF
Util
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
L, 2-3 vs MIN
Util
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 2-9 vs ATL
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
W, 5-4 vs BAL
SP
RP
RP
P
Bryan AbreuHOU - RP
L, 1-2 vs LAA
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
W, 6-3 vs NYM
BN
Brenton DoyleCOL - OF
W, 4-3 @OAK
IL
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 8-5 @TB
NA
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
L, 4-5 @STL
BN
BN
IL
Zach EflinTB - SP
L, 5-8 vs BOS

Fucktard John Henry

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
W, 4-3 @OAK
1B
W, 5-4 vs BAL
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 11-4 vs TEX
3B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
W, 5-4 vs BAL
SS
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
L, 1-2 vs LAA
IF
OF
OF
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 1-2 vs LAA
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
L, 5-8 vs BOS
OF
W, 1-0 vs MIL
Util
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
Util
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
W, 8-5 @TB
SP
Alek ManoahTOR - SP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
SP
RP
RP
P
Jason AdamTB - RP
L, 5-8 vs BOS
P
P
L, 0-6 vs AZ
P
John MeansBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
P
BN
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 7-3 @CIN
BN
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
W, 8-5 @TB
IL
BN
BN
IL
L, 3-4 vs COL

Joe Buck Yourself

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
José CaballeroTB - 2B,SS
L, 5-8 vs BOS
3B
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 9-2 vs CWS
IF
OF
OF
OF
L, 3-6 @CLE
OF
Jo AdellLAA - OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
Util
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 5-8 vs BOS
Util
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
W, 7-3 vs SEA
SP
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
W, 7-3 @CIN
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 2-9 vs ATL
P
Nestor CortesNYY - SP
W, 7-3 vs SEA
BN
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 9-2 @CHC
IL
Steven KwanCLE - OF
W, 6-3 vs NYM
NA
James WoodWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
BN
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 3-7 @NYY
BN
BN
BN
W, 1-0 vs MIL
IL
IL
Jacob deGromTEX - SP
L, 4-11 @PHI

Dück Znørt

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 4-11 @PHI
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
2B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 5-8 vs BOS
3B
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
SS
IF
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,OF
W, 7-3 @CIN
OF
Eddie RosarioWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
OF
L, 1-2 vs LAA
OF
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 6-3 vs NYM
OF
Util
Util
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 7-3 @CIN
SP
W, 6-3 vs NYM
SP
Chris BassittTOR - SP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
P
BN
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
L, 0-1 @MIA
BN
Wenceel PérezDET - 2B,OF
L, 3-8 @KC
IL
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
IL
BN
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
W, 11-4 vs TEX
BN
BN
W, 9-5 @PIT

Anthony's Expert Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
L, 2-9 vs ATL
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
W, 7-3 @CIN
3B
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
L, 0-1 @MIA
IF
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 3-7 vs SD
OF
OF
OF
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,OF
L, 3-7 @NYY
OF
Util
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 9-5 @PIT
Util
SP
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 9-2 @CHC
RP
RP
P
L, 2-9 vs ATL
P
W, 7-3 vs SEA
P
P
P
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 4-11 @PHI
NA
BN
BN
Dean KremerBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
BN
BN
BN
Luis GilNYY - SP
W, 7-3 vs SEA
IL
IL
Cody BradfordTEX - SP,RP
L, 4-11 @PHI
IL

Chicago Shooters

Pos
Player
C
Cal RaleighSEA - C
L, 3-7 @NYY
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
3B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
L, 3-4 vs COL
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
L, 0-6 vs AZ
IF
OF
OF
OF
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
OF
Util
W, 7-3 vs SEA
Util
Jorge SolerSF - OF
W, 9-5 @PIT
SP
SP
RP
RP
David BednarPIT - RP
L, 5-9 vs SF
P
P
P
P
P
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 9-5 @PIT
BN
IL
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 11-4 vs TEX
BN
BN
BN
BN

Rangers

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
L, 0-1 @MIA
3B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 7-3 @CIN
SS
IF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 3-2 @WSH
OF
OF
OF
OF
Util
Andy PagesLAD - OF
L, 0-6 vs AZ
Util
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
W, 1-0 vs MIL
SP
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 5-8 vs BOS
SP
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
L, 2-9 vs ATL
RP
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
RP
P
P
P
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 3-4 vs COL
P
P
IL
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
W, 4-3 @OAK
IL
IL
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 3-2 @WSH
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL

California Penal

Pos
Player
C
1B
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
L, 3-6 @CLE
2B
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 3-7 vs SD
SS
IF
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
OF
W, 11-4 vs TEX
OF
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
W, 9-2 @CHC
OF
Util
Util
Luis MatosSF - OF
W, 9-5 @PIT
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
W, 8-3 vs DET
SP
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
L, 0-6 vs AZ
RP
RP
P
P
L, 1-2 vs LAA
P
P
P
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 0-6 vs AZ
BN
Yu DarvishSD - SP
W, 7-3 @CIN
BN
BN
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
L, 1-2 vs LAA
BN
IL
Dane DunningTEX - SP,RP
L, 4-11 @PHI
IL
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
W, 7-3 @CIN

JD Castle

Pos
Player
C
W, 11-4 vs TEX
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 9-2 @CHC
2B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
W, 4-3 @OAK
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 11-4 vs TEX
SS
IF
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
W, 8-3 vs DET
OF
OF
OF
OF
LaMonte Wade Jr.SF - 1B,OF
W, 9-5 @PIT
Util
Util
Connor WongBOS - C
W, 8-5 @TB
SP
SP
Jared JonesPIT - SP
L, 5-9 vs SF
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Kyle BradishBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
P
Yimi GarcíaTOR - RP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
BN
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
W, 6-0 @LAD
IL