Dems Save America!!
1. (1) Ronald Acuña Jr. (ATL - OF)
2. (24) Ozzie Albies (ATL - 2B)
3. (25) Zack Wheeler (PHI - SP)
4. (48) Manny Machado (SD - 3B)
5. (49) Tarik Skubal (DET - SP)
6. (72) Oneil Cruz (PIT - SS)
7. (73) Bobby Miller (LAD - SP)
8. (96) Evan Carter (TEX - OF)
9. (97) Spencer Steer (CIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF)
10. (120) Jordan Walker (STL - OF)
11. (121) Sonny Gray (STL - SP)
12. (144) Wyatt Langford (TEX - OF)
13. (145) Adbert Alzolay (CHC - RP)
14. (168) Gabriel Moreno (AZ - C)
15. (169) Ryan Pepiot (TB - SP,RP)
16. (192) José Leclerc (TEX - RP)
17. (193) Jackson Holliday (BAL - 2B,SS)
18. (216) Vinnie Pasquantino (KC - 1B)
19. (217) Kyle Finnegan (WSH - RP)
20. (240) Hunter Harvey (WSH - RP)
21. (241) Yuki Matsui (SD - RP)
22. (264) Justin Lawrence (COL - RP)
23. (265) Aroldis Chapman (PIT - RP)
champ
1. (2) Mookie Betts (LAD - 2B,SS,OF)
2. (23) Pete Alonso (NYM - 1B)
3. (26) Marcus Semien (TEX - 2B)
4. (47) George Kirby (SEA - SP)
5. (50) Logan Webb (SF - SP)
6. (71) Eury Pérez (MIA - SP)
7. (74) Logan Gilbert (SEA - SP)
8. (95) Triston Casas (BOS - 1B)
9. (98) William Contreras (MIL - C)
10. (119) Seiya Suzuki (CHC - OF)
11. (122) Yandy Díaz (TB - 1B,3B)
12. (143) Cedric Mullins (BAL - OF)
13. (146) Riley Greene (DET - OF)
14. (167) Cristian Javier (HOU - SP)
15. (170) Ezequiel Tovar (COL - SS)
16. (191) Bryan Woo (SEA - SP)
17. (194) Robert Stephenson (LAA - RP)
18. (215) Kutter Crawford (BOS - SP,RP)
19. (218) Rhys Hoskins (MIL - 1B)
20. (239) Jeremy Peña (HOU - SS)
21. (242) Steven Kwan (CLE - OF)
22. (263) Jarred Kelenic (ATL - OF)
23. (266) Bo Naylor (CLE - C)
Mound Hounds
1. (3) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC - SS)
2. (22) Rafael Devers (BOS - 3B)
3. (27) Francisco Lindor (NYM - SS)
4. (46) Pablo López (MIN - SP)
5. (51) Aaron Nola (PHI - SP)
6. (70) Nolan Jones (COL - 1B,OF)
7. (75) Alex Bregman (HOU - 3B)
8. (94) Nick Castellanos (PHI - OF)
9. (99) Cole Ragans (KC - SP,RP)
10. (118) George Springer (TOR - OF)
11. (123) Bryson Stott (PHI - 2B)
12. (142) Sean Murphy (ATL - C)
13. (147) Christian Encarnacion-Strand (CIN - 1B)
14. (166) Christopher Morel (CHC - 2B,3B,OF)
15. (171) Jonah Heim (TEX - C)
16. (190) Maikel Garcia (KC - 3B,SS)
17. (195) Hunter Brown (HOU - SP)
18. (214) Nick Martinez (CIN - SP,RP)
19. (219) Jason Adam (TB - RP)
20. (238) James McArthur (KC - RP)
21. (243) Jack Suwinski (PIT - OF)
22. (262) Jung Hoo Lee (SF - OF)
23. (267) Reynaldo López (ATL - SP,RP)
NoRoids
1. (4) Freddie Freeman (LAD - 1B)
2. (21) Corbin Burnes (BAL - SP)
3. (28) Gunnar Henderson (BAL - 3B,SS)
4. (45) Adley Rutschman (BAL - C)
5. (52) Max Fried (ATL - SP)
6. (69) Jhoan Duran (MIN - RP)
7. (76) Ha-Seong Kim (SD - 2B,3B,SS)
8. (93) Justin Steele (CHC - SP)
9. (100) Andrés Muñoz (SEA - RP)
10. (117) Pete Fairbanks (TB - RP)
11. (124) Anthony Volpe (NYY - SS)
12. (141) Anthony Santander (BAL - 1B,OF)
13. (148) Jake Burger (MIA - 1B,3B)
14. (165) Kerry Carpenter (DET - OF)
15. (172) Justin Turner (TOR - 1B,2B,3B)
16. (189) Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (AZ - OF)
17. (196) Luis Rengifo (LAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF)
18. (213) Matt Strahm (PHI - SP,RP)
19. (220) Ryan Mountcastle (BAL - 1B)
20. (237) Leody Taveras (TEX - OF)
21. (244) Matt Brash (SEA - RP)
22. (261) A.J. Minter (ATL - RP)
23. (268) Joel Payamps (MIL - RP)
Analytic Clowns
1. (5) Julio Rodríguez (SEA - OF)
2. (20) Austin Riley (ATL - 3B)
3. (29) Elly De La Cruz (CIN - 3B,SS)
4. (44) Tyler Glasnow (LAD - SP)
5. (53) Josh Hader (HOU - RP)
6. (68) Jordan Romano (TOR - RP)
7. (77) Kyle Schwarber (PHI - OF)
8. (92) Tanner Bibee (CLE - SP)
9. (101) Dylan Cease (SD - SP)
10. (116) Teoscar Hernández (LAD - OF)
11. (125) Cal Raleigh (SEA - C)
12. (140) Bailey Ober (MIN - SP)
13. (149) Luis Arraez (SD - 1B,2B)
14. (164) Walker Buehler (LAD - SP)
15. (173) Nolan Gorman (STL - 2B,3B)
16. (188) Nathaniel Lowe (TEX - 1B)
17. (197) Ian Happ (CHC - OF)
18. (212) Eduardo Rodriguez (AZ - SP)
19. (221) José Abreu (HOU - 1B)
20. (236) Jameson Taillon (CHC - SP)
21. (245) Nestor Cortes (NYY - SP)
22. (260) Amed Rosario (TB - 2B,SS,OF)
23. (269) MJ Melendez (KC - C,OF)
RiPsta
1. (6) Corbin Carroll (AZ - OF)
2. (19) Jose Altuve (HOU - 2B)
3. (30) Kevin Gausman (TOR - SP)
4. (43) Royce Lewis (MIN - 3B)
5. (54) Cody Bellinger (CHC - 1B,OF)
6. (67) Matt McLain (CIN - 2B,SS)
7. (78) Raisel Iglesias (ATL - RP)
8. (91) Esteury Ruiz (OAK - OF)
9. (102) Yainer Diaz (HOU - C,1B)
10. (115) Hunter Greene (CIN - SP)
11. (126) Craig Kimbrel (BAL - RP)
12. (139) Thairo Estrada (SF - 2B,SS)
13. (150) Chas McCormick (HOU - OF)
14. (163) José Alvarado (PHI - RP)
15. (174) Alex Lange (DET - RP)
16. (187) Nick Pivetta (BOS - SP,RP)
17. (198) Jarren Duran (BOS - OF)
18. (211) Charlie Morton (ATL - SP)
19. (222) Jeimer Candelario (CIN - 1B,3B)
20. (235) Bryan Abreu (HOU - RP)
21. (246) David Robertson (TEX - RP)
22. (259) Aaron Civale (TB - SP)
23. (270) Luis Campusano (SD - C)
Sluggers
1. (7) Kyle Tucker (HOU - OF)
2. (18) Yordan Alvarez (HOU - OF)
3. (31) Luis Robert Jr. (CWS - OF)
4. (42) CJ Abrams (WSH - SS)
5. (55) Freddy Peralta (MIL - SP)
6. (66) Zach Eflin (TB - SP)
7. (79) J.T. Realmuto (PHI - C)
8. (90) Joe Ryan (MIN - SP)
9. (103) David Bednar (PIT - RP)
10. (114) Spencer Torkelson (DET - 1B)
11. (127) Ketel Marte (AZ - 2B)
12. (138) Josh Naylor (CLE - 1B)
13. (151) Marcell Ozuna (ATL - OF)
14. (162) Kenley Jansen (BOS - RP)
15. (175) Yu Darvish (SD - SP)
16. (186) Isaac Paredes (TB - 1B,2B,3B)
17. (199) Nick Lodolo (CIN - SP)
18. (210) Shota Imanaga (CHC - SP)
19. (223) Brandon Nimmo (NYM - OF)
20. (234) Lars Nootbaar (STL - OF)
21. (247) Edouard Julien (MIN - 2B)
22. (258) J.P. Crawford (SEA - SS)
23. (271) Andrew Vaughn (CWS - 1B)
Conway Bastard
1. (8) Matt Olson (ATL - 1B)
2. (17) Bryce Harper (PHI - 1B)
3. (32) Adolis García (TEX - OF)
4. (41) Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD - SP)
5. (56) Devin Williams (MIL - RP)
6. (65) Nico Hoerner (CHC - 2B,SS)
7. (80) Nolan Arenado (STL - 3B)
8. (89) Paul Sewald (AZ - RP)
9. (104) Ryan Helsley (STL - RP)
10. (113) Evan Phillips (LAD - RP)
11. (128) Chris Bassitt (TOR - SP)
12. (137) Zack Gelof (OAK - 2B)
13. (152) Masataka Yoshida (BOS - OF)
14. (161) James Outman (LAD - OF)
15. (176) Noelvi Marte (CIN - 3B)
16. (185) Tommy Edman (STL - 2B,SS,OF)
17. (200) Bryce Miller (SEA - SP)
18. (209) Nathan Eovaldi (TEX - SP)
19. (224) Kyle Harrison (SF - SP)
20. (233) Jorge Polanco (SEA - 2B,3B)
21. (248) Logan O'Hoppe (LAA - C)
22. (257) Whit Merrifield (PHI - 2B,OF)
23. (272) Andrew Abbott (CIN - SP)
Biden is a Roomba
1. (9) Fernando Tatis Jr. (SD - OF)
2. (16) José Ramírez (CLE - 3B)
3. (33) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (TOR - 1B)
4. (40) Luis Castillo (SEA - SP)
5. (57) Jazz Chisholm Jr. (MIA - OF)
6. (64) Mike Trout (LAA - OF)
7. (81) Josh Lowe (TB - OF)
8. (88) Jesús Luzardo (MIA - SP)
9. (105) Xander Bogaerts (SD - 2B,SS)
10. (112) Lane Thomas (WSH - OF)
11. (129) Andrés Giménez (CLE - 2B)
12. (136) Chris Sale (ATL - SP)
13. (153) Jordan Montgomery (AZ - SP)
14. (160) Carlos Rodón (NYY - SP)
15. (177) Keibert Ruiz (WSH - C)
16. (184) Kodai Senga (NYM - SP)
17. (201) Ryan Pressly (HOU - RP)
18. (208) Will Smith (KC - RP)
19. (225) Willy Adames (MIL - SS)
20. (232) Eloy Jiménez (CWS - OF)
21. (249) Taylor Ward (LAA - OF)
22. (256) Mitch Garver (SEA - C)
23. (273) Brandon Lowe (TB - 2B)
MJ23 GOAT
1. (10) Spencer Strider (ATL - SP)
2. (15) Gerrit Cole (NYY - SP)
3. (34) Zac Gallen (AZ - SP)
4. (39) Blake Snell (SF - SP)
5. (58) Edwin Díaz (NYM - RP)
6. (63) Emmanuel Clase (CLE - RP)
7. (82) Alexis Díaz (CIN - RP)
8. (87) Clay Holmes (NYY - RP)
9. (106) Jackson Chourio (MIL - OF)
10. (111) Salvador Perez (KC - C,1B)
11. (130) Jorge Soler (SF - OF)
12. (135) Francisco Alvarez (NYM - C)
13. (154) Max Muncy (LAD - 3B)
14. (159) Giancarlo Stanton (NYY - OF)
15. (178) Anthony Rizzo (NYY - 1B)
16. (183) Eugenio Suárez (AZ - 3B)
17. (202) Carlos Estévez (LAA - RP)
18. (207) Trevor Story (BOS - SS)
19. (226) Brice Turang (MIL - 2B,SS)
20. (231) Starling Marte (NYM - OF)
21. (250) A.J. Puk (MIA - SP,RP)
22. (255) Brayan Bello (BOS - SP)
23. (274) Ryne Nelson (AZ - SP)
Graceland Kings
1. (11) Aaron Judge (NYY - OF)
2. (14) Shohei Ohtani (Batter) (LAD - Util)
3. (35) Michael Harris II (ATL - OF)
4. (38) Randy Arozarena (TB - OF)
5. (59) Christian Yelich (MIL - OF)
6. (62) Framber Valdez (HOU - SP)
7. (83) Camilo Doval (SF - RP)
8. (86) Christian Walker (AZ - 1B)
9. (107) Josh Jung (TEX - 3B)
10. (110) Dansby Swanson (CHC - SS)
11. (131) Shane Bieber (CLE - SP)
12. (134) Justin Verlander (HOU - SP)
13. (155) Willson Contreras (STL - C)
14. (158) Tanner Scott (MIA - RP)
15. (179) Jonathan India (CIN - 2B)
16. (182) José Berríos (TOR - SP)
17. (203) Brandon Pfaadt (AZ - SP)
18. (206) Taj Bradley (TB - SP)
19. (227) Tyler O'Neill (BOS - OF)
20. (230) J.D. Martinez (NYM - OF)
21. (251) Carlos Correa (MIN - SS)
22. (254) Matt Chapman (SF - 3B)
23. (275) Triston McKenzie (CLE - SP)
Up Bichette’s Creek
1. (12) Juan Soto (NYY - OF)
2. (13) Trea Turner (PHI - SS)
3. (36) Corey Seager (TEX - SS)
4. (37) Bo Bichette (TOR - SS)
5. (60) Paul Goldschmidt (STL - 1B)
6. (61) Grayson Rodriguez (BAL - SP)
7. (84) Will Smith (LAD - C)
8. (85) Gleyber Torres (NYY - 2B)
9. (108) Bryan Reynolds (PIT - OF)
10. (109) Joe Musgrove (SD - SP)
11. (132) TJ Friedl (CIN - OF)
12. (133) Michael King (SD - SP,RP)
13. (156) Alec Bohm (PHI - 1B,3B)
14. (157) Merrill Kelly (AZ - SP)
15. (180) Gavin Williams (CLE - SP)
16. (181) Mitch Keller (PIT - SP)
17. (204) Braxton Garrett (MIA - SP)
18. (205) Robert Suarez (SD - RP)
19. (228) Daulton Varsho (TOR - OF)
20. (229) Ke'Bryan Hayes (PIT - 3B)
21. (252) Brandon Drury (LAA - 1B,2B)
22. (253) Vaughn Grissom (BOS - SS)
23. (276) Alex Verdugo (NYY - OF)