Suck N’ Blow Vagina Time

Pos
Player
C
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 9-6 vs LAD
2B
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 7-2 @BOS
3B
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
PPD @STL
SS
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
W, 9-6 vs LAD
OF
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
L, 2-7 vs MIL
OF
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
L, 2-7 vs MIL
Util
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 2-3 @MIN
Util
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 2-3 @MIN
SP
Michael KopechCWS - SP,RP
L, 4-6 vs BAL
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
L, 1-6 @WSH
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
L, 2-6 @DET
BN
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,OF
L, 1-6 @WSH
BN
José CaballeroTB - 2B,SS
L, 1-8 vs KC
IL
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
W, 9-6 vs LAD
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
W, 9-6 vs LAD
BN
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
W, 6-2 vs TOR
BN
Sonny GraySTL - SP
PPD vs CHC
BN
BN
BN
BN
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
PPD @STL
IL
IL

Corncob TV Executives

Pos
Player
C
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
L, 2-3 @COL
2B
3B
SS
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
W, 6-2 vs TOR
OF
Tyler O'NeillBOS - OF
L, 2-7 vs MIL
OF
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
W, 6-1 vs SEA
Util
Util
Jon SingletonHOU - 1B
W, 6-3 @OAK
SP
Chris PaddackMIN - SP,RP
W, 3-2 vs TEX
SP
SP
Alek ManoahTOR - SP
L, 2-6 @DET
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 3-2 vs TEX
RP
Héctor NerisCHC - RP
PPD @STL
RP
Jhoan DuranMIN - RP
W, 3-2 vs TEX
P
BN
Evan CarterTEX - OF
L, 2-3 @MIN
BN
BN
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
PPD vs CHC
IL
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 3-2 vs TEX
BN
BN
BN
BN
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 1-8 vs KC
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL

Hollywood Swinging

Pos
Player
C
1B
Gavin SheetsCWS - 1B,OF
L, 4-6 vs BAL
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
L, 5-11 @PIT
3B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
L, 3-6 vs HOU
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
L, 6-9 @CIN
OF
OF
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
L, 7-8 vs SF
OF
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 1-6 @WSH
Util
Util
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
W, 8-1 @TB
SP
SP
SP
Bailey OberMIN - SP
W, 3-2 vs TEX
RP
RP
P
BN
Andy PagesLAD - OF
L, 6-9 @CIN
BN
Brandon MarshPHI - OF
L, 2-3 @COL
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
L, 2-7 vs MIL
BN
W, 11-5 vs ATL
IL
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
W, 3-2 vs PHI
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 2-3 @MIN
BN
BN
BN
BN
PPD @STL
IL
Merrill KellyAZ - SP
L, 0-3 vs MIA
IL
Cody BradfordTEX - SP,RP
L, 2-3 @MIN

IL Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
L, 2-3 @COL
3B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
W, 9-6 vs LAD
SS
OF
W, 6-2 vs TOR
OF
W, 11-5 vs ATL
OF
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
W, 11-5 vs ATL
Util
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
W, 7-2 @BOS
SP
SP
SP
SP
W, 8-7 @NYM
RP
RP
P
BN
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 8-0 @SD
BN
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
PPD @STL
BN
Nathaniel LoweTEX - 1B
L, 2-3 @MIN
BN
W, 3-2 vs TEX
IL
L, 2-7 vs MIL
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 6-9 @CIN
BN
BN
Aaron CivaleTB - SP
L, 1-8 vs KC
BN
IL
PPD @STL
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
W, 8-7 @NYM

Manscaped

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 2-3 @MIN
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
L, 5-11 @PIT
2B
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 2-3 @COL
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 2-6 @DET
OF
OF
Nick CastellanosPHI - OF
L, 2-3 @COL
OF
L, 7-8 vs SF
Util
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
L, 7-8 vs SF
Util
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
W, 3-0 @AZ
SP
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
L, 0-8 vs NYY
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
L, 0-8 vs NYY
SP
Corbin BurnesBAL - SP
W, 6-4 @CWS
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
Josh LoweTB - OF
L, 1-8 vs KC
BN
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
W, 9-6 vs LAD
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
L, 4-10 vs CLE
IL
DJ LeMahieuNYY - 1B,2B,3B
W, 8-0 @SD
BN
BN
Martín PérezPIT - SP,RP
W, 11-5 vs ATL
BN
Dean KremerBAL - SP
W, 6-4 @CWS
BN
BN
IL
Devin WilliamsMIL - RP
W, 7-2 @BOS

Tequila and Root Beer

Pos
Player
C
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
W, 10-4 @LAA
2B
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 1-8 vs KC
SS
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 4-10 vs CLE
OF
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
W, 8-0 @SD
OF
Tommy PhamCWS - OF
L, 4-6 vs BAL
Util
Util
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
L, 0-3 vs MIA
SP
Erick FeddeCWS - SP
L, 4-6 vs BAL
SP
SP
SP
RP
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
L, 7-8 vs SF
RP
P
BN
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 7-2 @BOS
BN
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
PPD vs CHC
BN
James WoodWSH - OF
W, 6-1 vs SEA
IL
PPD vs CHC
BN
BN
Tanner BibeeCLE - SP
W, 10-4 @LAA
BN
BN
Mitch KellerPIT - SP
W, 11-5 vs ATL
BN
BN
IL

Party Boys

Pos
Player
C
Ryan JeffersMIN - C
W, 3-2 vs TEX
1B
2B
Colt KeithDET - 2B,3B
W, 6-2 vs TOR
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
L, 2-7 vs MIL
SS
PPD @STL
OF
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
L, 5-11 @PIT
OF
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
L, 1-6 @WSH
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
PPD @STL
Util
Util
W, 6-1 vs SEA
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
L, 2-6 @DET
RP
P
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 3-6 vs HOU
BN
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
W, 3-2 vs PHI
BN
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,OF
L, 0-8 vs NYY
BN
BN
Dylan CrewsWSH - OF
W, 6-1 vs SEA
IL
IL
BN
BN
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
PPD @STL
BN
BN
Casey MizeDET - SP
W, 6-2 vs TOR
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
PPD @STL
BN
BN
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
W, 10-4 @LAA
BN
BN
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
L, 6-9 @CIN

The Laser Show

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
PPD @STL
2B
Justin TurnerTOR - 1B,2B,3B
L, 2-6 @DET
3B
SS
OF
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
L, 4-10 vs CLE
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
L, 3-6 vs HOU
Util
Max KeplerMIN - OF
W, 3-2 vs TEX
Util
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
W, 11-5 vs ATL
SP
SP
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
L, 6-9 @CIN
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Will BensonCIN - OF
W, 9-6 vs LAD
BN
Connor WongBOS - C
L, 2-7 vs MIL
BN
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
W, 6-1 vs SEA
BN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
L, 0-8 vs NYY
BN
Brayan BelloBOS - SP
L, 2-7 vs MIL
BN
Garrett CrochetCWS - SP,RP
L, 4-6 vs BAL
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL

The MFN Bang Bus

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
PPD @STL
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
L, 5-11 @PIT
SS
OF
OF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 3-2 vs TEX
OF
Util
Util
Byron BuxtonMIN - OF
W, 3-2 vs TEX
SP
Reese OlsonDET - SP
W, 6-2 vs TOR
SP
L, 7-8 vs SF
SP
Shota ImanagaCHC - SP
PPD @STL
SP
W, 6-3 @OAK
RP
RP
Robert SuarezSD - RP
L, 0-8 vs NYY
P
BN
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 10-4 @LAA
BN
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
PPD vs CHC
BN
Eloy JiménezCWS - OF
L, 4-6 vs BAL
BN
Steven KwanCLE - OF
W, 10-4 @LAA
IL
L, 7-8 vs SF
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Jacob deGromTEX - SP
L, 2-3 @MIN
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
L, 7-8 vs SF
IL

The MotorBoaters

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 6-3 @OAK
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 6-3 @OAK
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 6-4 @CWS
SS
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 0-8 vs NYY
OF
OF
Jo AdellLAA - OF
L, 4-10 vs CLE
OF
Util
Util
SP
Jalen BeeksCOL - SP,RP
W, 3-2 vs PHI
SP
A.J. PukMIA - SP,RP
W, 3-0 @AZ
SP
SP
RP
Ryan HelsleySTL - RP
PPD vs CHC
RP
P
BN
BN
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
W, 8-0 @SD
BN
BN
Jeff McNeilNYM - 2B,OF
L, 7-8 vs SF
IL
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
L, 2-3 @COL
IL
BN
BN
Pablo LópezMIN - SP
W, 3-2 vs TEX
BN
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 6-3 @OAK
BN
Lance LynnSTL - SP
PPD vs CHC
IL
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
W, 9-6 vs LAD
IL
Gavin WilliamsCLE - SP
W, 10-4 @LAA

The Players Club

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
W, 3-2 vs PHI
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 0-8 vs NYY
3B
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 6-1 vs SEA
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
L, 5-11 @PIT
OF
OF
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
L, 7-8 vs SF
Util
Mike TauchmanCHC - OF
PPD @STL
Util
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 1-8 vs KC
SP
Zac GallenAZ - SP
L, 0-3 vs MIA
SP
Walker BuehlerLAD - SP
L, 6-9 @CIN
SP
JP SearsOAK - SP
L, 3-6 vs HOU
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
W, 3-2 vs PHI
BN
Colton CowserBAL - OF
W, 6-4 @CWS
BN
L, 4-10 vs CLE
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
L, 2-7 vs MIL
BN
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 8-7 @NYM
BN
BN
Kyle BradishBAL - SP
W, 6-4 @CWS
BN
BN
BN
Zach EflinTB - SP
L, 1-8 vs KC
IL
John MeansBAL - SP
W, 6-4 @CWS
IL
Tyler WellsBAL - SP
W, 6-4 @CWS
IL
Max ScherzerTEX - SP
L, 2-3 @MIN

Woodhookers

Pos
Player
C
L, 2-3 @COL
1B
2B
3B
L, 0-8 vs NYY
SS
OF
OF
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
W, 6-3 @OAK
OF
Util
Jazz Chisholm Jr.MIA - OF
W, 3-0 @AZ
Util
Ian HappCHC - OF
PPD @STL
SP
Miles MikolasSTL - SP
PPD vs CHC
SP
Yu DarvishSD - SP
L, 0-8 vs NYY
SP
SP
RP
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
L, 2-7 vs MIL
RP
Alex LangeDET - RP
W, 6-2 vs TOR
P
Jon GrayTEX - SP
L, 2-3 @MIN
BN
PPD vs CHC
BN
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 2-3 @MIN
BN
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
L, 3-6 vs HOU
BN
W, 3-2 vs PHI
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 6-4 @CWS
IL
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 7-2 @BOS
BN
BN
Kutter CrawfordBOS - SP,RP
L, 2-7 vs MIL
BN
BN