Stick it in the Pujols
1. (1) Ronald Acuña Jr. (ATL - OF)
2. (24) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (TOR - 1B)
3. (25) Gunnar Henderson (BAL - 3B,SS)
4. (48) CJ Abrams (WSH - SS)
5. (49) Tarik Skubal (DET - SP)
6. (72) Camilo Doval (SF - RP)
7. (73) Logan Gilbert (SEA - SP)
8. (96) Justin Steele (CHC - SP)
9. (97) Bryan Reynolds (PIT - OF)
10. (120) George Springer (TOR - OF)
11. (121) Zack Gelof (OAK - 2B)
12. (144) José Alvarado (PHI - RP)
13. (145) Yu Darvish (SD - SP)
14. (168) Triston McKenzie (CLE - SP)
15. (169) Cal Raleigh (SEA - C)
16. (192) Riley Greene (DET - OF)
17. (193) Carlos Estévez (LAA - RP)
18. (216) Kyle Harrison (SF - SP)
19. (217) Daulton Varsho (TOR - OF)
20. (240) Aaron Civale (TB - SP)
21. (241) Jarren Duran (BOS - OF)
22. (264) Anthony Rizzo (NYY - 1B)
23. (265) Ryan McMahon (COL - 2B,3B)
Mime and Dash
1. (2) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC - SS)
2. (23) Marcus Semien (TEX - 2B)
3. (26) Elly De La Cruz (CIN - 3B,SS)
4. (47) Cody Bellinger (CHC - 1B,OF)
5. (50) Edwin Díaz (NYM - RP)
6. (71) Christian Yelich (MIL - OF)
7. (74) J.T. Realmuto (PHI - C)
8. (95) Esteury Ruiz (OAK - OF)
9. (98) Joe Musgrove (SD - SP)
10. (119) Jordan Walker (STL - OF)
11. (122) Luis Arraez (MIA - 1B,2B)
12. (143) Jordan Montgomery (AZ - SP)
13. (146) Jackson Chourio (MIL - OF)
14. (167) Nathan Eovaldi (TEX - SP)
15. (170) José Leclerc (TEX - RP)
16. (191) Jorge Soler (SF - OF)
17. (194) Bryan Woo (SEA - SP)
18. (215) Nick Lodolo (CIN - SP)
19. (218) Nestor Cortes (NYY - SP)
20. (239) Shane Baz (TB - SP)
21. (242) Brayan Bello (BOS - SP)
22. (263) Keibert Ruiz (WSH - C)
23. (266) Orion Kerkering (PHI - RP)
The N*ggas
1. (3) Julio Rodríguez (SEA - OF)
2. (22) Rafael Devers (BOS - 3B)
3. (27) Zack Wheeler (PHI - SP)
4. (46) Gerrit Cole (NYY - SP)
5. (51) Royce Lewis (MIN - 3B)
6. (70) Devin Williams (MIL - RP)
7. (75) Kyle Schwarber (PHI - OF)
8. (94) Gleyber Torres (NYY - 2B)
9. (99) Christian Walker (AZ - 1B)
10. (118) Lane Thomas (WSH - OF)
11. (123) Yainer Diaz (HOU - C,1B)
12. (142) Sonny Gray (STL - SP)
13. (147) Spencer Torkelson (DET - 1B)
14. (166) Mitch Keller (PIT - SP)
15. (171) Kodai Senga (NYM - SP)
16. (190) Bryson Stott (PHI - 2B)
17. (195) Carlos Correa (MIN - SS)
18. (214) Marcus Stroman (NYY - SP)
19. (219) Kyle Finnegan (WSH - RP)
20. (238) Kutter Crawford (BOS - SP,RP)
21. (243) MacKenzie Gore (WSH - SP)
22. (262) J.D. Martinez (NYM - OF)
23. (267) Bryan Abreu (HOU - RP)
Eagle Fang
1. (4) Juan Soto (NYY - OF)
2. (21) Pete Alonso (NYM - 1B)
3. (28) Luis Robert Jr. (CWS - OF)
4. (45) Zac Gallen (AZ - SP)
5. (52) Nico Hoerner (CHC - 2B,SS)
6. (69) Emmanuel Clase (CLE - RP)
7. (76) Paul Sewald (AZ - RP)
8. (93) Tanner Bibee (CLE - SP)
9. (100) Triston Casas (BOS - 1B)
10. (117) Pete Fairbanks (TB - RP)
11. (124) Seiya Suzuki (CHC - OF)
12. (141) Salvador Perez (KC - C,1B)
13. (148) José Berríos (TOR - SP)
14. (165) Alex Lange (DET - RP)
15. (172) Isaac Paredes (TB - 1B,2B,3B)
16. (189) Ian Happ (CHC - OF)
17. (196) Ezequiel Tovar (COL - SS)
18. (213) Ke'Bryan Hayes (PIT - 3B)
19. (220) Jeremy Peña (HOU - SS)
20. (237) Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (AZ - OF)
21. (244) Jason Adam (TB - RP)
22. (261) Louie Varland (MIN - SP,RP)
23. (268) Yennier Cano (BAL - RP)
Matt's Dandy Team
1. (5) Mookie Betts (LAD - 2B,SS,OF)
2. (20) Corbin Burnes (BAL - SP)
3. (29) Francisco Lindor (NYM - SS)
4. (44) Luis Castillo (SEA - SP)
5. (53) Mike Trout (LAA - OF)
6. (68) Cole Ragans (KC - SP,RP)
7. (77) Wyatt Langford (TEX - OF)
8. (92) Josh Lowe (TB - OF)
9. (101) Christian Encarnacion-Strand (CIN - 1B)
10. (116) Andrés Giménez (CLE - 2B)
11. (125) Craig Kimbrel (BAL - RP)
12. (140) Marcell Ozuna (ATL - OF)
13. (149) Justin Verlander (HOU - SP)
14. (164) Shota Imanaga (CHC - SP)
15. (173) Robert Suarez (SD - RP)
16. (188) Francisco Alvarez (NYM - C)
17. (197) Alec Bohm (PHI - 1B,3B)
18. (212) Mason Miller (OAK - SP,RP)
19. (221) Byron Buxton (MIN - OF)
20. (236) Cristopher Sánchez (PHI - SP)
21. (245) Paul Skenes (PIT - SP)
22. (260) A.J. Puk (MIA - SP,RP)
23. (269) Clayton Kershaw (LAD - SP)
Eye Hole Drillers
1. (6) Kyle Tucker (HOU - OF)
2. (19) Ozzie Albies (ATL - 2B)
3. (30) Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD - SP)
4. (43) Adley Rutschman (BAL - C)
5. (54) Paul Goldschmidt (STL - 1B)
6. (67) Oneil Cruz (PIT - SS)
7. (78) Alex Bregman (HOU - 3B)
8. (91) David Bednar (PIT - RP)
9. (102) Dylan Cease (SD - SP)
10. (115) Shane Bieber (CLE - SP)
11. (126) Adbert Alzolay (CHC - RP)
12. (139) Carlos Rodón (NYY - SP)
13. (150) Max Muncy (LAD - 3B)
14. (163) Chas McCormick (HOU - OF)
15. (174) Eloy Jiménez (CWS - OF)
16. (187) Eduardo Rodriguez (AZ - SP)
17. (198) Christopher Morel (CHC - 2B,3B,OF)
18. (211) Taj Bradley (TB - SP)
19. (222) Sean Murphy (ATL - C)
20. (235) Jonathan India (CIN - 2B)
21. (246) Jonah Heim (TEX - C)
22. (259) Ryan Mountcastle (BAL - 1B)
23. (270) Lars Nootbaar (STL - OF)
Birdland’s Finest
1. (7) Freddie Freeman (LAD - 1B)
2. (18) Austin Riley (ATL - 3B)
3. (31) Jose Altuve (HOU - 2B)
4. (42) Corey Seager (TEX - SS)
5. (55) Logan Webb (SF - SP)
6. (66) Grayson Rodriguez (BAL - SP)
7. (79) Zach Eflin (TB - SP)
8. (90) William Contreras (MIL - C)
9. (103) Ryan Helsley (STL - RP)
10. (114) Nick Castellanos (PHI - OF)
11. (127) Anthony Santander (BAL - 1B,OF)
12. (138) Bailey Ober (MIN - SP)
13. (151) Josh Naylor (CLE - 1B)
14. (162) Cristian Javier (HOU - SP)
15. (175) Ryan Pepiot (TB - SP,RP)
16. (186) Kerry Carpenter (DET - OF)
17. (199) Maikel Garcia (KC - 3B,SS)
18. (210) Yuki Matsui (SD - RP)
19. (223) Jack Suwinski (PIT - OF)
20. (234) Brandon Drury (LAA - 1B,2B)
21. (247) John Means (BAL - SP)
22. (258) Taylor Ward (LAA - OF)
23. (271) Vaughn Grissom (BOS - SS)
Meat Curtains
1. (8) Corbin Carroll (AZ - OF)
2. (17) Trea Turner (PHI - SS)
3. (32) George Kirby (SEA - SP)
4. (41) Josh Hader (HOU - RP)
5. (56) Matt McLain (CIN - 2B,SS)
6. (65) Nolan Jones (COL - 1B,OF)
7. (80) Raisel Iglesias (ATL - RP)
8. (89) Jesús Luzardo (MIA - SP)
9. (104) Chris Bassitt (TOR - SP)
10. (113) Yandy Díaz (TB - 1B,3B)
11. (128) Masataka Yoshida (BOS - OF)
12. (137) Hunter Greene (CIN - SP)
13. (152) Nick Pivetta (BOS - SP,RP)
14. (161) James Outman (LAD - OF)
15. (176) Jorge Polanco (SEA - 2B,3B)
16. (185) Bryce Miller (SEA - SP)
17. (200) MJ Melendez (KC - C,OF)
18. (209) Héctor Neris (CHC - RP)
19. (224) Will Smith (KC - RP)
20. (233) Gabriel Moreno (AZ - C)
21. (248) Edouard Julien (MIN - 2B)
22. (257) Starling Marte (NYM - OF)
23. (272) Adam Ottavino (NYM - RP)
Elastic Underwear
1. (9) Spencer Strider (ATL - SP)
2. (16) Bryce Harper (PHI - 1B)
3. (33) Manny Machado (SD - 3B)
4. (40) Randy Arozarena (TB - OF)
5. (57) Max Fried (ATL - SP)
6. (64) Jazz Chisholm Jr. (MIA - OF)
7. (81) Blake Snell (SF - SP)
8. (88) Nolan Arenado (STL - 3B)
9. (105) Clay Holmes (NYY - RP)
10. (112) Dansby Swanson (CHC - SS)
11. (129) Tanner Scott (MIA - RP)
12. (136) Walker Buehler (LAD - SP)
13. (153) Brandon Pfaadt (AZ - SP)
14. (160) Nolan Gorman (STL - 2B,3B)
15. (177) Aroldis Chapman (PIT - RP)
16. (184) Hunter Harvey (WSH - RP)
17. (201) Nathaniel Lowe (TEX - 1B)
18. (208) Tyler O'Neill (BOS - OF)
19. (225) Andrew Heaney (TEX - SP,RP)
20. (232) Jarred Kelenic (ATL - OF)
21. (249) DL Hall (MIL - SP,RP)
22. (256) Luis Campusano (SD - C)
23. (273) Amed Rosario (TB - 2B,SS,OF)
jason's Groovy Team
1. (10) José Ramírez (CLE - 3B)
2. (15) Aaron Judge (NYY - OF)
3. (34) Bo Bichette (TOR - SS)
4. (39) Pablo López (MIN - SP)
5. (58) Freddy Peralta (MIL - SP)
6. (63) Jhoan Duran (MIN - RP)
7. (82) Alexis Díaz (CIN - RP)
8. (87) Bobby Miller (LAD - SP)
9. (106) Spencer Steer (CIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF)
10. (111) Chris Sale (ATL - SP)
11. (130) Ketel Marte (AZ - 2B)
12. (135) Merrill Kelly (AZ - SP)
13. (154) Cedric Mullins (BAL - OF)
14. (159) Hunter Brown (HOU - SP)
15. (178) TJ Friedl (CIN - OF)
16. (183) Brandon Nimmo (NYM - OF)
17. (202) Willson Contreras (STL - C)
18. (207) Braxton Garrett (MIA - SP)
19. (226) Steven Kwan (CLE - OF)
20. (231) Tommy Edman (STL - 2B,SS,OF)
21. (250) Jeimer Candelario (CIN - 1B,3B)
22. (255) Andrew Abbott (CIN - SP)
23. (274) Kris Bryant (COL - 1B,OF)
Bullet Club
1. (11) Shohei Ohtani (Batter) (LAD - Util)
2. (14) Fernando Tatis Jr. (SD - OF)
3. (35) Michael Harris II (ATL - OF)
4. (38) Adolis García (TEX - OF)
5. (59) Kevin Gausman (TOR - SP)
6. (62) Aaron Nola (PHI - SP)
7. (83) Joe Ryan (MIN - SP)
8. (86) Evan Phillips (LAD - RP)
9. (107) Xander Bogaerts (SD - 2B,SS)
10. (110) Will Smith (LAD - C)
11. (131) Teoscar Hernández (LAD - OF)
12. (134) Kenley Jansen (BOS - RP)
13. (155) Vinnie Pasquantino (KC - 1B)
14. (158) Jake Burger (MIA - 1B,3B)
15. (179) Rhys Hoskins (MIL - 1B)
16. (182) Jackson Holliday (BAL - 2B,SS)
17. (203) Charlie Morton (ATL - SP)
18. (206) Justin Turner (TOR - 1B,2B,3B)
19. (227) Kyle Bradish (BAL - SP)
20. (230) Ryan Pressly (HOU - RP)
21. (251) Taijuan Walker (PHI - SP)
22. (254) Willy Adames (MIL - SS)
23. (275) Jackson Merrill (SD - SS,OF)
5 n jive
1. (12) Matt Olson (ATL - 1B)
2. (13) Yordan Alvarez (HOU - OF)
3. (36) Tyler Glasnow (LAD - SP)
4. (37) Framber Valdez (HOU - SP)
5. (60) Eury Pérez (MIA - SP)
6. (61) Jordan Romano (TOR - RP)
7. (84) Ha-Seong Kim (SD - 2B,3B,SS)
8. (85) Andrés Muñoz (SEA - RP)
9. (108) Michael King (SD - SP,RP)
10. (109) Evan Carter (TEX - OF)
11. (132) Josh Jung (TEX - 3B)
12. (133) Anthony Volpe (NYY - SS)
13. (156) Gavin Williams (CLE - SP)
14. (157) Thairo Estrada (SF - 2B,SS)
15. (180) Jacob deGrom (TEX - SP)
16. (181) Jung Hoo Lee (SF - OF)
17. (204) Whit Merrifield (PHI - 2B,OF)
18. (205) Brusdar Graterol (LAD - RP)
19. (228) Luis Rengifo (LAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF)
20. (229) Michael Wacha (KC - SP)
21. (252) Andrew Vaughn (CWS - 1B)
22. (253) Ezequiel Duran (TEX - 1B,3B,SS,OF)
23. (276) J.P. Feyereisen (LAD - RP)