DENNIS SPACEJAMED MY POWERS

Pos
Player
C
Mitch GarverSEA - C
L, 0-2 vs BAL
1B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
W, 5-4 @NYY
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 6-4 @CHC
3B
SS
OF
L, 4-7 vs STL
OF
Tyler O'NeillBOS - OF
W, 8-3 @MIA
OF
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 4-6 vs PHI
OF
Ryan O'HearnBAL - 1B,OF
W, 2-0 @SEA
Util
Util
SP
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
W, 6-5 vs AZ
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
BN
Josh LoweTB - OF
W, 5-1 @KC
IL
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 6-4 @CHC
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
NA

IL Count 7

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 6-7 @TOR
1B
2B
3B
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
L, 2-7 vs NYM
OF
OF
OF
OF
JJ BledayOAK - OF
W, 7-5 vs LAA
Util
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 0-7 @TEX
Util
SP
SP
SP
Kyle HendricksCHC - SP,RP
L, 4-6 vs PHI
SP
Casey MizeDET - SP
L, 3-5 @MIN
SP
José SorianoLAA - SP,RP
L, 5-7 @OAK
RP
RP
BN
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 6-7 @TOR
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 6-5 vs AZ
BN
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 5-3 vs DET
BN
Carson SpiersCIN - SP,RP
W, 5-4 @NYY
BN
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
L, 4-7 vs STL
BN
IL
Yu DarvishSD - SP
L, 0-7 @TEX
IL

Othani Sportsbook Advisors PC

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
L, 1-5 vs TB
SS
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 5-7 @OAK
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
L, 3-5 vs SF
OF
OF
OF
Util
L, 4-7 vs STL
Util
Gleyber TorresNYY - 2B
L, 4-5 vs CIN
SP
SP
SP
SP
SP
Mitch KellerPIT - SP
L, 4-7 vs STL
RP
RP
BN
IL
W, 6-4 @CHC
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL

Festavus for the rest of us

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 5-1 @KC
3B
W, 7-6 vs CWS
SS
OF
OF
W, 7-0 vs SD
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
L, 4-5 vs CIN
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 7-4 @PIT
Util
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 5-4 @NYY
Util
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
L, 0-2 vs BAL
SP
SP
SP
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
L, 3-5 @MIN
RP
RP
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 2-0 @SEA
IL
W, 6-4 @CHC
BN
BN
BN
BN
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
W, 8-3 @MIA
BN
IL
Ryan WeathersMIA - SP
L, 3-8 vs BOS
IL
L, 5-6 @LAD

Can't drop Won't drop

Pos
Player
C
1B
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 3-4 vs MIL
2B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
W, 7-4 @PIT
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
W, 8-3 @MIA
SS
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 4-7 vs STL
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 4-6 vs PHI
OF
OF
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
W, 7-0 vs SD
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
L, 5-7 @OAK
Util
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
L, 0-2 vs BAL
Util
Juan SotoNYY - OF
L, 4-5 vs CIN
SP
SP
Gerrit ColeNYY - SP
L, 4-5 vs CIN
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
W, 7-2 @WSH
BN
BN
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
W, 5-4 @NYY
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL
NA

Pablos cocaine cboyz

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 4-6 vs PHI
2B
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
L, 5-6 @LAD
3B
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 5-3 vs DET
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 7-6 vs HOU
OF
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 4-6 vs PHI
OF
L, 3-8 vs BOS
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
L, 2-7 vs NYM
OF
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
L, 2-7 vs NYM
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 6-7 @TOR
Util
SP
SP
SP
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 4-5 vs CIN
SP
DJ HerzWSH - SP
L, 2-7 vs NYM
SP
RP
RP
BN
Miguel RojasLAD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 6-5 vs AZ
IL
W, 7-2 @WSH
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
W, 5-3 @ATL
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 0-2 vs BAL

Steve Cohen’s Wasteful Wallet

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
W, 6-5 vs AZ
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
W, 7-6 vs CWS
2B
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 4-3 @COL
3B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 3-4 vs MIL
SS
OF
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
W, 8-3 @MIA
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
Jared JonesPIT - SP
L, 4-7 vs STL
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
BN
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 7-2 @WSH
IL
Evan CarterTEX - OF
W, 7-0 vs SD
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
W, 7-0 vs SD
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
W, 7-6 vs CWS
NA

Free Palestinian Gays

Pos
Player
C
1B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 5-1 @KC
2B
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
W, 7-0 vs SD
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 6-4 @CHC
SS
Isiah Kiner-FalefaTOR - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 7-6 vs HOU
OF
OF
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,OF
L, 0-7 @TEX
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
W, 7-5 vs LAA
OF
L, 3-5 vs SF
Util
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-3 vs DET
Util
SP
Andrew HeaneyTEX - SP,RP
W, 7-0 vs SD
SP
SP
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
L, 4-6 vs PHI
SP
Kyle GibsonSTL - SP
W, 7-4 @PIT
SP
Kutter CrawfordBOS - SP,RP
W, 8-3 @MIA
RP
RP
BN
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,OF
L, 3-5 @MIN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
L, 0-7 @TEX
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
W, 5-3 @ATL

Where Ya Gonna Go?

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
L, 1-5 vs TB
1B
2B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 0-7 @TEX
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
W, 5-4 @NYY
SS
OF
W, 7-0 vs SD
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
SP
Logan AllenCLE - SP
W, 7-6 vs CWS
SP
SP
W, 7-6 vs CWS
RP
RP
BN
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 5-3 @ATL
BN
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
L, 2-7 vs NYM
BN
Max FriedATL - SP
L, 3-5 vs SF
BN
BN
BN
IL
David BednarPIT - RP
L, 4-7 vs STL
IL
Chris PaddackMIN - SP,RP
W, 5-3 vs DET

OK GO BACK TO NOT BEING HURT

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 2-0 @SEA
SS
OF
OF
OF
OF
Steven KwanCLE - OF
W, 7-6 vs CWS
Util
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 2-0 @SEA
Util
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
L, 6-7 @TOR
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
L, 1-5 vs TB
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Bailey OberMIN - SP
W, 5-3 vs DET
BN
IL
L, 2-7 vs NYM
IL
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 7-2 @WSH

Ineffective List

Pos
Player
C
1B
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 4-3 @COL
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
L, 5-6 @LAD
OF
OF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,OF
W, 7-4 @PIT
Util
Util
SP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
W, 7-5 vs LAA
SP
SP
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
L, 3-5 vs SF
SP
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
W, 6-5 vs AZ
SP
Sean ManaeaNYM - SP,RP
W, 7-2 @WSH
RP
RP
BN
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
W, 7-4 @PIT
IL
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
W, 6-5 vs AZ
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
L, 5-7 @OAK
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jack FlahertyDET - SP
L, 3-5 @MIN
IL

BYE WEEK

Pos
Player
C
(Empty)
1B
(Empty)
2B
(Empty)
3B
(Empty)
SS
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
Util
(Empty)
Util
(Empty)
SP
Connor PhillipsCIN - SP
W, 5-4 @NYY
SP
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
(Empty)
RP
(Empty)
BN
Tristin EnglishAZ - 1B,3B,OF
L, 5-6 @LAD
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN