Scrotie McBoogerballs
1. (1) Ronald Acuña Jr. (ATL - OF)
2. (24) Marcus Semien (TEX - 2B)
3. (25) Francisco Lindor (NYM - SS)
4. (48) Freddy Peralta (MIL - SP)
5. (49) Mike Trout (LAA - OF)
6. (72) Logan Gilbert (SEA - SP)
7. (73) Alexis Díaz (CIN - RP)
8. (96) Pete Fairbanks (TB - RP)
9. (97) Shane Bieber (CLE - SP)
10. (120) Yandy Díaz (TB - 1B,3B)
11. (121) Craig Kimbrel (BAL - RP)
12. (144) Tanner Scott (MIA - RP)
13. (145) Max Muncy (LAD - 3B)
14. (168) Isaac Paredes (TB - 1B,2B,3B)
15. (169) Hunter Brown (HOU - SP)
16. (192) Charlie Morton (ATL - SP)
17. (193) Bryce Miller (SEA - SP)
18. (216) J.D. Martinez (NYM - OF)
19. (217) Jung Hoo Lee (SF - OF)
20. (240) Bo Naylor (CLE - C)
21. (241) Mason Miller (OAK - SP,RP)
22. (264) Will Benson (CIN - OF)
23. (265) Kodai Senga (NYM - SP)
Hambone
1. (2) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC - SS)
2. (23) Zack Wheeler (PHI - SP)
3. (26) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (TOR - 1B)
4. (47) Manny Machado (SD - 3B)
5. (50) Aaron Nola (PHI - SP)
6. (71) J.T. Realmuto (PHI - C)
7. (74) Nolan Jones (COL - 1B,OF)
8. (95) Justin Steele (CHC - SP)
9. (98) Nick Castellanos (PHI - OF)
10. (119) Bryson Stott (PHI - 2B)
11. (122) Luis Arraez (SD - 1B,2B)
12. (143) Thairo Estrada (SF - 2B,SS)
13. (146) Christopher Morel (CHC - 2B,3B,OF)
14. (167) Carlos Rodón (NYY - SP)
15. (170) Triston McKenzie (CLE - SP)
16. (191) Matt McLain (CIN - 2B,SS)
17. (194) Ian Happ (CHC - OF)
18. (215) Aaron Civale (TB - SP)
19. (218) Cristopher Sánchez (PHI - SP)
20. (239) Luis Campusano (SD - C)
21. (242) Nick Lodolo (CIN - SP)
22. (263) David Robertson (TEX - RP)
23. (266) Yimi García (TOR - RP)
Awful Trade. SMH
1. (3) Julio Rodríguez (SEA - OF)
2. (22) Ozzie Albies (ATL - 2B)
3. (27) Adolis García (TEX - OF)
4. (46) George Kirby (SEA - SP)
5. (51) Josh Hader (HOU - RP)
6. (70) Oneil Cruz (PIT - SS)
7. (75) Will Smith (LAD - C)
8. (94) Ryan Helsley (STL - RP)
9. (99) Tanner Bibee (CLE - SP)
10. (118) Kenley Jansen (BOS - RP)
11. (123) Cedric Mullins (BAL - OF)
12. (142) Rhys Hoskins (MIL - 1B)
13. (147) Walker Buehler (LAD - SP)
14. (166) Nolan Gorman (STL - 2B,3B)
15. (171) Robert Suarez (SD - RP)
16. (190) Paul Sewald (AZ - RP)
17. (195) Starling Marte (NYM - OF)
18. (214) Maikel Garcia (KC - 3B,SS)
19. (219) Eloy Jiménez (CWS - OF)
20. (238) Max Scherzer (TEX - SP)
21. (243) Griffin Jax (MIN - RP)
22. (262) Eugenio Suárez (AZ - 3B)
23. (267) Carlos Santana (MIN - 1B)
Nick Amed (Eddie) Rosario
1. (4) Corbin Carroll (AZ - OF)
2. (21) Corbin Burnes (BAL - SP)
3. (28) Luis Robert Jr. (CWS - OF)
4. (45) Kevin Gausman (TOR - SP)
5. (52) Tarik Skubal (DET - SP)
6. (69) Bobby Miller (LAD - SP)
7. (76) Zach Eflin (TB - SP)
8. (93) Nolan Arenado (STL - 3B)
9. (100) Evan Carter (TEX - OF)
10. (117) Chris Sale (ATL - SP)
11. (124) Christian Encarnacion-Strand (CIN - 1B)
12. (141) Vinnie Pasquantino (KC - 1B)
13. (148) Jorge Soler (SF - OF)
14. (165) Jonathan India (CIN - 2B)
15. (172) Ezequiel Tovar (COL - SS)
16. (189) Willson Contreras (STL - C)
17. (196) Kutter Crawford (BOS - SP,RP)
18. (213) Will Smith (KC - RP)
19. (220) Nathaniel Lowe (TEX - 1B)
20. (237) Keibert Ruiz (WSH - C)
21. (244) Jeremy Peña (HOU - SS)
22. (261) Byron Buxton (MIN - OF)
23. (268) Lars Nootbaar (STL - OF)
Chop Champion
1. (5) Mookie Betts (LAD - 2B,SS,OF)
2. (20) Pete Alonso (NYM - 1B)
3. (29) Jose Altuve (HOU - 2B)
4. (44) Pablo López (MIN - SP)
5. (53) Jazz Chisholm Jr. (MIA - OF)
6. (68) Paul Goldschmidt (STL - 1B)
7. (77) Ha-Seong Kim (SD - 2B,3B,SS)
8. (92) Andrés Muñoz (SEA - RP)
9. (101) Spencer Steer (CIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF)
10. (116) Michael King (SD - SP,RP)
11. (125) Jordan Romano (TOR - RP)
12. (140) Chas McCormick (HOU - OF)
13. (149) James Outman (LAD - OF)
14. (164) Francisco Alvarez (NYM - C)
15. (173) Justin Verlander (HOU - SP)
16. (188) Ryan Pepiot (TB - SP,RP)
17. (197) Gerrit Cole (NYY - SP)
18. (212) Eduardo Rodriguez (AZ - SP)
19. (221) Daulton Varsho (TOR - OF)
20. (236) Taylor Ward (LAA - OF)
21. (245) J.P. Crawford (SEA - SS)
22. (260) Matt Chapman (SF - 3B)
23. (269) Luis Rengifo (LAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF)
Jeff's Perfect Team
1. (6) Juan Soto (NYY - OF)
2. (19) Austin Riley (ATL - 3B)
3. (30) Gunnar Henderson (BAL - 3B,SS)
4. (43) Zac Gallen (AZ - SP)
5. (54) Edwin Díaz (NYM - RP)
6. (67) Camilo Doval (SF - RP)
7. (78) Xander Bogaerts (SD - 2B,SS)
8. (91) Ketel Marte (AZ - 2B)
9. (102) Spencer Torkelson (DET - 1B)
10. (115) Bailey Ober (MIN - SP)
11. (126) Zack Gelof (OAK - 2B)
12. (139) Riley Greene (DET - OF)
13. (150) Josh Lowe (TB - OF)
14. (163) José Alvarado (PHI - RP)
15. (174) Gabriel Moreno (AZ - C)
16. (187) Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (AZ - OF)
17. (198) Logan O'Hoppe (LAA - C)
18. (211) Tyler O'Neill (BOS - OF)
19. (222) Jeimer Candelario (CIN - 1B,3B)
20. (235) Kevin Ginkel (AZ - RP)
21. (246) Louie Varland (MIN - SP,RP)
22. (259) MacKenzie Gore (WSH - SP)
23. (270) Sal Frelick (MIL - OF)
BIRDz
1. (7) Freddie Freeman (LAD - 1B)
2. (18) Yordan Alvarez (HOU - OF)
3. (31) Bo Bichette (TOR - SS)
4. (42) Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD - SP)
5. (55) Max Fried (ATL - SP)
6. (66) Grayson Rodriguez (BAL - SP)
7. (79) Dylan Cease (SD - SP)
8. (90) Jesús Luzardo (MIA - SP)
9. (103) Teoscar Hernández (LAD - OF)
10. (114) Clay Holmes (NYY - RP)
11. (127) Jhoan Duran (MIN - RP)
12. (138) Anthony Volpe (NYY - SS)
13. (151) Alec Bohm (PHI - 1B,3B)
14. (162) Shota Imanaga (CHC - SP)
15. (175) Jordan Montgomery (AZ - SP)
16. (186) Jonah Heim (TEX - C)
17. (199) Masataka Yoshida (BOS - OF)
18. (210) Ryan Pressly (HOU - RP)
19. (223) Ke'Bryan Hayes (PIT - 3B)
20. (234) Ryan McMahon (COL - 2B,3B)
21. (247) A.J. Puk (MIA - SP,RP)
22. (258) Josh Bell (MIA - 1B)
23. (271) Héctor Neris (CHC - RP)
Nick's Neat Team
1. (8) Fernando Tatis Jr. (SD - OF)
2. (17) José Ramírez (CLE - 3B)
3. (32) Tyler Glasnow (LAD - SP)
4. (41) Adley Rutschman (BAL - C)
5. (56) Framber Valdez (HOU - SP)
6. (65) Blake Snell (SF - SP)
7. (80) Triston Casas (BOS - 1B)
8. (89) Evan Phillips (LAD - RP)
9. (104) Dansby Swanson (CHC - SS)
10. (113) Lane Thomas (WSH - OF)
11. (128) Anthony Santander (BAL - 1B,OF)
12. (137) Yu Darvish (SD - SP)
13. (152) José Berríos (TOR - SP)
14. (161) Jarren Duran (BOS - OF)
15. (176) Carlos Estévez (LAA - RP)
16. (185) Edouard Julien (MIN - 2B)
17. (200) Trevor Story (BOS - SS)
18. (209) Brandon Nimmo (NYM - OF)
19. (224) Jorge Polanco (SEA - 2B,3B)
20. (233) Tim Anderson (MIA - SS)
21. (248) Eury Pérez (MIA - SP)
22. (257) Marcus Stroman (NYY - SP)
23. (272) Braxton Garrett (MIA - SP)
alan's Tip-Top Team
1. (9) Kyle Tucker (HOU - OF)
2. (16) Aaron Judge (NYY - OF)
3. (33) Michael Harris II (ATL - OF)
4. (40) CJ Abrams (WSH - SS)
5. (57) Christian Yelich (MIL - OF)
6. (64) Royce Lewis (MIN - 3B)
7. (81) Gleyber Torres (NYY - 2B)
8. (88) Cole Ragans (KC - SP,RP)
9. (105) Wyatt Langford (TEX - OF)
10. (112) David Bednar (PIT - RP)
11. (129) Josh Naylor (CLE - 1B)
12. (136) Hunter Greene (CIN - SP)
13. (153) Merrill Kelly (AZ - SP)
14. (160) Sean Murphy (ATL - C)
15. (177) Nick Pivetta (BOS - SP,RP)
16. (184) Brandon Pfaadt (AZ - SP)
17. (201) Nathan Eovaldi (TEX - SP)
18. (208) Kyle Harrison (SF - SP)
19. (225) Steven Kwan (CLE - OF)
20. (232) Mitch Garver (SEA - C)
21. (249) Jose Siri (TB - OF)
22. (256) Andrew Vaughn (CWS - 1B)
23. (273) Tommy Edman (STL - 2B,SS,OF)
Goose's Spit Ballers
1. (10) Bryce Harper (PHI - 1B)
2. (15) Rafael Devers (BOS - 3B)
3. (34) Zach Neto (LAA - SS)
4. (39) Logan Webb (SF - SP)
5. (58) Cody Bellinger (CHC - 1B,OF)
6. (63) Kyle Schwarber (PHI - OF)
7. (82) Alex Bregman (HOU - 3B)
8. (87) Bryan Reynolds (PIT - OF)
9. (106) George Springer (TOR - OF)
10. (111) Seiya Suzuki (CHC - OF)
11. (130) Salvador Perez (KC - C,1B)
12. (135) Yainer Diaz (HOU - C,1B)
13. (154) Jake Burger (MIA - 1B,3B)
14. (159) Cal Raleigh (SEA - C)
15. (178) Justin Turner (TOR - 1B,2B,3B)
16. (183) Ryan Mountcastle (BAL - 1B)
17. (202) José Abreu (HOU - 1B)
18. (207) Carlos Correa (MIN - SS)
19. (226) Nestor Cortes (NYY - SP)
20. (231) Brandon Lowe (TB - 2B)
21. (250) Anthony Rizzo (NYY - 1B)
22. (255) Javier Báez (DET - SS)
23. (274) A.J. Minter (ATL - RP)
Bubbles
1. (11) Shohei Ohtani (Batter) (LAD - Util)
2. (14) Trea Turner (PHI - SS)
3. (35) Luis Castillo (SEA - SP)
4. (38) Corey Seager (TEX - SS)
5. (59) Nico Hoerner (CHC - 2B,SS)
6. (62) Emmanuel Clase (CLE - RP)
7. (83) Christian Walker (AZ - 1B)
8. (86) Joe Musgrove (SD - SP)
9. (107) Josh Jung (TEX - 3B)
10. (110) Sonny Gray (STL - SP)
11. (131) Marcell Ozuna (ATL - OF)
12. (134) Cristian Javier (HOU - SP)
13. (155) Kerry Carpenter (DET - OF)
14. (158) Mitch Keller (PIT - SP)
15. (179) Kyle Finnegan (WSH - RP)
16. (182) Giancarlo Stanton (NYY - OF)
17. (203) Gavin Lux (LAD - 2B,OF)
18. (206) Brayan Bello (BOS - SP)
19. (227) Elias Díaz (COL - C)
20. (230) Kenta Maeda (DET - SP)
21. (251) Ryan Jeffers (MIN - C)
22. (254) Michael Wacha (KC - SP)
23. (275) Mitch Haniger (SEA - OF)
Crybaby bitches 👇
1. (12) Spencer Strider (ATL - SP)
2. (13) Matt Olson (ATL - 1B)
3. (36) Randy Arozarena (TB - OF)
4. (37) Elly De La Cruz (CIN - 3B,SS)
5. (60) William Contreras (MIL - C)
6. (61) Raisel Iglesias (ATL - RP)
7. (84) Willy Adames (MIL - SS)
8. (85) Joe Ryan (MIN - SP)
9. (108) Jackson Chourio (MIL - OF)
10. (109) Chris Bassitt (TOR - SP)
11. (132) Jordan Walker (STL - OF)
12. (133) Andrés Giménez (CLE - 2B)
13. (156) Adbert Alzolay (CHC - RP)
14. (157) José Leclerc (TEX - RP)
15. (180) Joel Payamps (MIL - RP)
16. (181) Alex Lange (DET - RP)
17. (204) Esteury Ruiz (OAK - OF)
18. (205) Hunter Harvey (WSH - RP)
19. (228) Brandon Drury (LAA - 1B,2B)
20. (229) Jackson Holliday (BAL - 2B,SS)
21. (252) Zack Littell (TB - SP,RP)
22. (253) Griffin Canning (LAA - SP)
23. (276) Luis Severino (NYM - SP)