Up Your Pujols
1. (1) Ronald Acuña Jr. (ATL - OF)
2. (24) Marcus Semien (TEX - 2B)
3. (25) Tyler Glasnow (LAD - SP)
4. (48) Mike Trout (LAA - OF)
5. (49) Bobby Miller (LAD - SP)
6. (72) Joe Ryan (MIN - SP)
7. (73) Will Smith (LAD - C)
8. (96) Christopher Morel (CHC - 2B,3B,OF)
9. (97) Pete Fairbanks (TB - RP)
10. (120) Riley Greene (DET - OF)
11. (121) Jorge Soler (SF - OF)
12. (144) Jung Hoo Lee (SF - OF)
13. (145) Walker Buehler (LAD - SP)
14. (168) Jorge Polanco (SEA - 2B,3B)
15. (169) Jordan Hicks (SF - SP,RP)
16. (192) Ryan Mountcastle (BAL - 1B)
17. (193) Mason Miller (OAK - SP,RP)
18. (216) A.J. Puk (MIA - SP,RP)
19. (217) Nestor Cortes (NYY - SP)
20. (240) Ezequiel Duran (TEX - 1B,3B,SS,OF)
21. (241) Alex Verdugo (NYY - OF)
22. (264) Ryan Yarbrough (LAD - SP,RP)
23. (265) Will Benson (CIN - OF)
Ichiro Suzuki’s Suzuki
1. (2) Julio Rodríguez (SEA - OF)
2. (23) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (TOR - 1B)
3. (26) Michael Harris II (ATL - OF)
4. (47) George Kirby (SEA - SP)
5. (50) CJ Abrams (WSH - SS)
6. (71) Logan Gilbert (SEA - SP)
7. (74) Ha-Seong Kim (SD - 2B,3B,SS)
8. (95) David Bednar (PIT - RP)
9. (98) Joe Musgrove (SD - SP)
10. (119) Andrés Giménez (CLE - 2B)
11. (122) Lane Thomas (WSH - OF)
12. (143) Paul Sewald (AZ - RP)
13. (146) Sean Murphy (ATL - C)
14. (167) Yu Darvish (SD - SP)
15. (170) Royce Lewis (MIN - 3B)
16. (191) Ian Happ (CHC - OF)
17. (194) Kyle Finnegan (WSH - RP)
18. (215) Triston McKenzie (CLE - SP)
19. (218) Bryan Woo (SEA - SP)
20. (239) Mitch Garver (SEA - C)
21. (242) Jonah Heim (TEX - C)
22. (263) Kyle Bradish (BAL - SP)
23. (266) Jackson Merrill (SD - SS,OF)
Ohtani’s Bookie
1. (3) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC - SS)
2. (22) Rafael Devers (BOS - 3B)
3. (27) Zack Wheeler (PHI - SP)
4. (46) Randy Arozarena (TB - OF)
5. (51) Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD - SP)
6. (70) Jazz Chisholm Jr. (MIA - OF)
7. (75) Framber Valdez (HOU - SP)
8. (94) Nolan Arenado (STL - 3B)
9. (99) Tanner Bibee (CLE - SP)
10. (118) Triston Casas (BOS - 1B)
11. (123) George Springer (TOR - OF)
12. (142) Cal Raleigh (SEA - C)
13. (147) Bryce Miller (SEA - SP)
14. (166) Christian Encarnacion-Strand (CIN - 1B)
15. (171) Nolan Gorman (STL - 2B,3B)
16. (190) Bailey Ober (MIN - SP)
17. (195) Mitch Keller (PIT - SP)
18. (214) Ryan Pepiot (TB - SP,RP)
19. (219) Héctor Neris (CHC - RP)
20. (238) James Outman (LAD - OF)
21. (243) Brandon Nimmo (NYM - OF)
22. (262) Eloy Jiménez (CWS - OF)
23. (267) Daulton Varsho (TOR - OF)
Golden Geese
1. (4) Mookie Betts (LAD - 2B,SS,OF)
2. (21) Ozzie Albies (ATL - 2B)
3. (28) Corey Seager (TEX - SS)
4. (45) Manny Machado (SD - 3B)
5. (52) Freddy Peralta (MIL - SP)
6. (69) Kyle Schwarber (PHI - OF)
7. (76) Cole Ragans (KC - SP,RP)
8. (93) Ryan Helsley (STL - RP)
9. (100) Teoscar Hernández (LAD - OF)
10. (117) Yandy Díaz (TB - 1B,3B)
11. (124) Adbert Alzolay (CHC - RP)
12. (141) Max Muncy (LAD - 3B)
13. (148) Kutter Crawford (BOS - SP,RP)
14. (165) Jack Flaherty (DET - SP)
15. (172) Tanner Houck (BOS - SP)
16. (189) Henry Davis (PIT - C,OF)
17. (196) Gavin Stone (LAD - SP)
18. (213) Matt Chapman (SF - 3B)
19. (220) Nick Lodolo (CIN - SP)
20. (237) Kerry Carpenter (DET - OF)
21. (244) Justin Lawrence (COL - RP)
22. (261) Seth Lugo (KC - SP)
23. (268) MacKenzie Gore (WSH - SP)
Pedro and Papi
1. (5) Freddie Freeman (LAD - 1B)
2. (20) Yordan Alvarez (HOU - OF)
3. (29) Gunnar Henderson (BAL - 3B,SS)
4. (44) Tarik Skubal (DET - SP)
5. (53) Logan Webb (SF - SP)
6. (68) Grayson Rodriguez (BAL - SP)
7. (77) Nolan Jones (COL - 1B,OF)
8. (92) Wyatt Langford (TEX - OF)
9. (101) Clay Holmes (NYY - RP)
10. (116) Zack Gelof (OAK - 2B)
11. (125) Salvador Perez (KC - C,1B)
12. (140) Tanner Scott (MIA - RP)
13. (149) Jake Burger (MIA - 1B,3B)
14. (164) Nick Pivetta (BOS - SP,RP)
15. (173) José Leclerc (TEX - RP)
16. (188) Tyler O'Neill (BOS - OF)
17. (197) Ceddanne Rafaela (BOS - SS,OF)
18. (212) Marcus Stroman (NYY - SP)
19. (221) Trevor Story (BOS - SS)
20. (236) Jonathan India (CIN - 2B)
21. (245) Ryan McMahon (COL - 2B,3B)
22. (260) Michael Wacha (KC - SP)
23. (269) Jordan Walker (STL - OF)
Sock Puppets
1. (6) Shohei Ohtani (Batter) (LAD - Util)
2. (19) Bryce Harper (PHI - 1B)
3. (30) Francisco Lindor (NYM - SS)
4. (43) Elly De La Cruz (CIN - 3B,SS)
5. (54) Josh Hader (HOU - RP)
6. (67) Yainer Diaz (HOU - C,1B)
7. (78) Alex Bregman (HOU - 3B)
8. (91) Bryan Reynolds (PIT - OF)
9. (102) Justin Steele (CHC - SP)
10. (115) Jhoan Duran (MIN - RP)
11. (126) Bryson Stott (PHI - 2B,SS)
12. (139) Marcell Ozuna (ATL - OF)
13. (150) Josh Lowe (TB - OF)
14. (163) Abner Uribe (MIL - RP)
15. (174) Garrett Whitlock (BOS - SP,RP)
16. (187) Ian Hamilton (NYY - RP)
17. (198) Hunter Brown (HOU - SP)
18. (211) Joel Payamps (MIL - RP)
19. (222) Braxton Garrett (MIA - SP)
20. (235) Zack Littell (TB - SP,RP)
21. (246) Griffin Jax (MIN - RP)
22. (259) Connor Joe (PIT - 1B,OF)
23. (270) Reynaldo López (ATL - SP,RP)
Astros suck
1. (7) Corbin Carroll (AZ - OF)
2. (18) Corbin Burnes (BAL - SP)
3. (31) Luis Castillo (SEA - SP)
4. (42) Adley Rutschman (BAL - C)
5. (55) Nico Hoerner (CHC - 2B,SS)
6. (66) Andrés Muñoz (SEA - RP)
7. (79) Xander Bogaerts (SD - 2B,SS)
8. (90) Seiya Suzuki (CHC - OF)
9. (103) Shota Imanaga (CHC - SP)
10. (114) Dansby Swanson (CHC - SS)
11. (127) Maikel Garcia (KC - 3B,SS)
12. (138) Masataka Yoshida (BOS - OF)
13. (151) Byron Buxton (MIN - OF)
14. (162) Anthony Rizzo (NYY - 1B)
15. (175) Steven Kwan (CLE - OF)
16. (186) Josh Naylor (CLE - 1B)
17. (199) Alec Bohm (PHI - 1B,3B)
18. (210) Garrett Crochet (CWS - SP,RP)
19. (223) Gabriel Moreno (AZ - C)
20. (234) Keibert Ruiz (WSH - C)
21. (247) Luke Little (CHC - RP)
22. (258) Brayan Bello (BOS - SP)
23. (271) Victor Scott II (STL - OF)
Lucky $trikes
1. (8) Juan Soto (NYY - OF)
2. (17) José Ramírez (CLE - 3B)
3. (32) Bo Bichette (TOR - SS)
4. (41) Zac Gallen (AZ - SP)
5. (56) Christian Yelich (MIL - OF)
6. (65) Paul Goldschmidt (STL - 1B)
7. (80) Gleyber Torres (NYY - 2B)
8. (89) Zach Eflin (TB - SP)
9. (104) Chris Sale (ATL - SP)
10. (113) Jordan Romano (TOR - RP)
11. (128) Kenley Jansen (BOS - RP)
12. (137) Logan O'Hoppe (LAA - C)
13. (152) Hunter Greene (CIN - SP)
14. (161) Cedric Mullins (BAL - OF)
15. (176) Carlos Rodón (NYY - SP)
16. (185) Rhys Hoskins (MIL - 1B)
17. (200) Jordan Montgomery (AZ - SP)
18. (209) Jackson Holliday (BAL - 2B,SS)
19. (224) Charlie Morton (ATL - SP)
20. (233) Starling Marte (NYM - OF)
21. (248) Kris Bryant (COL - 1B,OF)
22. (257) Kevin Ginkel (AZ - RP)
23. (272) Jose Siri (TB - OF)
And the Season’s Over!
1. (9) Kyle Tucker (HOU - OF)
2. (16) Austin Riley (ATL - 3B)
3. (33) Pablo López (MIN - SP)
4. (40) Adolis García (TEX - OF)
5. (57) Evan Phillips (LAD - RP)
6. (64) Max Fried (ATL - SP)
7. (81) Oneil Cruz (PIT - SS)
8. (88) Nick Castellanos (PHI - OF)
9. (105) Ketel Marte (AZ - 2B)
10. (112) Craig Kimbrel (BAL - RP)
11. (129) Michael King (SD - SP,RP)
12. (136) Spencer Torkelson (DET - 1B)
13. (153) Merrill Kelly (AZ - SP)
14. (160) Robert Suarez (SD - RP)
15. (177) Hunter Harvey (WSH - RP)
16. (184) Jordan Westburg (BAL - 2B,3B)
17. (201) Cristopher Sánchez (PHI - SP)
18. (208) Willson Contreras (STL - C)
19. (225) Taylor Ward (LAA - OF)
20. (232) Brandon Pfaadt (AZ - SP)
21. (249) Michael Conforto (SF - OF)
22. (256) Logan Allen (CLE - SP)
23. (273) Eduardo Rodriguez (AZ - SP)
Awesome Possums
1. (10) Spencer Strider (ATL - SP)
2. (15) Trea Turner (PHI - SS)
3. (34) Luis Robert Jr. (CWS - OF)
4. (39) Emmanuel Clase (CLE - RP)
5. (58) Aaron Nola (PHI - SP)
6. (63) Camilo Doval (SF - RP)
7. (82) Christian Walker (AZ - 1B)
8. (87) J.T. Realmuto (PHI - C)
9. (106) Evan Carter (TEX - OF)
10. (111) Jackson Chourio (MIL - OF)
11. (130) Chris Bassitt (TOR - SP)
12. (135) Anthony Santander (BAL - 1B,OF)
13. (154) Thairo Estrada (SF - 2B,SS)
14. (159) Sonny Gray (STL - SP)
15. (178) Isaac Paredes (TB - 1B,2B,3B)
16. (183) Cristian Javier (HOU - SP)
17. (202) Carlos Estévez (LAA - RP)
18. (207) Brandon Drury (LAA - 1B,2B)
19. (226) Jeremy Peña (HOU - SS)
20. (231) DL Hall (MIL - SP,RP)
21. (250) Will Smith (KC - RP)
22. (255) Alex Lange (DET - RP)
23. (274) Edouard Julien (MIN - 2B)
Sticky Fingers 🦎
1. (11) Aaron Judge (NYY - OF)
2. (14) Pete Alonso (NYM - 1B)
3. (35) Jose Altuve (HOU - 2B)
4. (38) Edwin Díaz (NYM - RP)
5. (59) Blake Snell (SF - SP)
6. (62) Alexis Díaz (CIN - RP)
7. (83) Shane Bieber (CLE - SP)
8. (86) Dylan Cease (SD - SP)
9. (107) Anthony Volpe (NYY - SS)
10. (110) Francisco Alvarez (NYM - C)
11. (131) Jarren Duran (BOS - OF)
12. (134) Justin Verlander (HOU - SP)
13. (155) Gerrit Cole (NYY - SP)
14. (158) Kodai Senga (NYM - SP)
15. (179) Justin Turner (TOR - 1B,2B,3B)
16. (182) J.D. Martinez (NYM - OF)
17. (203) David Robertson (TEX - RP)
18. (206) Chas McCormick (HOU - OF)
19. (227) Max Scherzer (TEX - SP)
20. (230) Reid Detmers (LAA - SP)
21. (251) Yennier Cano (BAL - RP)
22. (254) Josh Jung (TEX - 3B)
23. (275) Kyle Harrison (SF - SP)
Island of Lost Souls
1. (12) Fernando Tatis Jr. (SD - OF)
2. (13) Matt Olson (ATL - 1B)
3. (36) Kevin Gausman (TOR - SP)
4. (37) Cody Bellinger (CHC - 1B,OF)
5. (60) Raisel Iglesias (ATL - RP)
6. (61) Spencer Steer (CIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF)
7. (84) Jesús Luzardo (MIA - SP)
8. (85) William Contreras (MIL - C)
9. (108) José Alvarado (PHI - RP)
10. (109) Ke'Bryan Hayes (PIT - 3B)
11. (132) Nathan Eovaldi (TEX - SP)
12. (133) Luis Arraez (SD - 1B,2B)
13. (156) Jason Foley (DET - RP)
14. (157) Willy Adames (MIL - SS)
15. (180) José Berríos (TOR - SP)
16. (181) Carlos Correa (MIN - SS)
17. (204) Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (AZ - OF)
18. (205) Aaron Civale (TB - SP)
19. (228) MJ Melendez (KC - C,OF)
20. (229) Jared Jones (PIT - SP)
21. (252) Giancarlo Stanton (NYY - OF)
22. (253) Jake Cronenworth (SD - 1B,2B)
23. (276) Brady Singer (KC - SP)