Saints

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 8-5 vs WSH
3B
SS
MI
Zach NetoLAA - SS
W, 5-2 vs OAK
IF
Wenceel PérezDET - 2B,CF,RF
L, 2-6 vs PHI
LF
Juan SotoNYY - LF,RF
L, 2-12 @NYM
CF
RF
Alex VerdugoNYY - LF,RF
L, 2-12 @NYM
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
W, 7-1 vs COL
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
JoJo RomeroSTL - RP
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
P
Spencer TurnbullPHI - SP,RP
W, 6-2 @DET
P
P
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
Seth LugoKC - SP
W, 5-1 vs MIA
BN
Yu DarvishSD - SP
W, 8-5 vs WSH
IL
IL
A.J. MinterATL - RP
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL

BALCO Le Braun

Pos
Player
C
1B
L, 2-6 vs PHI
2B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
L, 2-5 @LAA
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,RF
W, 4-0 @CWS
MI
IF
Connor JoePIT - 1B,LF,RF
W, 6-1 @CIN
LF
Taylor WardLAA - LF
W, 5-2 vs OAK
CF
Chas McCormickHOU - LF,CF,RF
W, 7-1 vs COL
RF
Mitch HanigerSEA - LF,RF
W, 5-2 @TB
Util
SP
SP
SP
Zach EflinTB - SP
L, 2-5 vs SEA
RP
RP
Kutter CrawfordBOS - SP,RP
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
W, 8-5 vs WSH
BN
BN
Colton CowserBAL - LF,CF,RF
W, 4-2 vs CLE
BN
BN
Jake FraleyCIN - LF,RF
L, 1-6 vs PIT
IL
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 1-6 vs PIT
IL
IL
NA

Braves Frenzy

Pos
Player
C
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
L, 2-4 @BAL
2B
3B
SS
MI
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 4-3 vs CHC
IF
LF
W, 7-1 vs COL
CF
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
RF
Util
SP
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
Dylan CeaseSD - SP
W, 8-5 vs WSH
P
P
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
P
BN
W, 12-2 vs NYY
BN
Jose SiriTB - CF
L, 2-5 vs SEA
BN
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 1-7 @HOU
BN
BN
Sal FrelickMIL - LF,CF,RF
W, 6-5 vs TEX

Degenerates

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
W, 5-1 vs MIA
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 8-5 vs WSH
3B
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 5-6 @MIL
MI
IF
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 5-6 @MIL
LF
CF
W, 4-2 vs CLE
RF
Util
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
L, 2-4 @BAL
P
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 1-6 vs PIT
P
BN
BN
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,RF
W, 5-2 vs OAK
BN
BN
Will BensonCIN - LF,CF,RF
L, 1-6 vs PIT
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR

Ethan

Pos
Player
C
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
1B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 6-2 @DET
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
3B
SS
W, 5-1 vs MIA
MI
Amed RosarioTB - 2B,3B,SS,RF
L, 2-5 vs SEA
IF
LF
Brent RookerOAK - LF,RF
L, 2-5 @LAA
CF
Tyler O'NeillBOS - LF,CF,RF
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR
RF
Riley GreeneDET - LF,CF,RF
L, 2-6 vs PHI
Util
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
SP
Bryan WooSEA - SP
W, 5-2 @TB
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
(Empty)
BN
BN
BN
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
W, 6-1 @CIN
BN
BN
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
W, 5-1 vs MIA
IL
Kerry CarpenterDET - LF,RF
L, 2-6 vs PHI
IL
IL
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
W, 8-5 vs WSH
IL

Grandma AYA

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 7-1 vs COL
1B
2B
3B
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 4-0 @CWS
SS
MI
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 5-6 @MIL
IF
LF
J.D. MartinezNYM - LF
W, 12-2 vs NYY
CF
RF
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
Util
SP
Logan WebbSF - SP
W, 4-3 vs CHC
SP
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Evan CarterTEX - LF,RF
L, 5-6 @MIL
BN
BN
Nick SenzelWSH - 3B,LF,CF,RF
L, 5-8 @SD
IL
IL
Kris BryantCOL - 1B,RF
L, 1-7 @HOU
NA
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 4-2 vs CLE
BN
IL
Frankie MontasCIN - SP,RP
L, 1-6 vs PIT
IL

Halfarms

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
W, 8-5 vs WSH
3B
SS
MI
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
IF
LF
Bryan ReynoldsPIT - LF,CF,RF
W, 6-1 @CIN
CF
Lane ThomasWSH - CF,RF
L, 5-8 @SD
RF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,LF,RF
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
Util
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,CF,RF
L, 3-4 @SF
SP
Corbin BurnesBAL - SP
W, 4-2 vs CLE
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR
P
P
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
L, 2-4 @BAL
P
BN
David FryCLE - C,1B,LF,RF
L, 2-4 @BAL
BN
Hunter GoodmanCOL - C,1B,RF
L, 1-7 @HOU
BN
BN
BN
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,LF,RF
L, 1-7 @HOU
IL
NA
Coby MayoBAL - 3B
W, 4-2 vs CLE
NA
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 4-3 vs CHC
IL
Dean KremerBAL - SP
W, 4-2 vs CLE
IL
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 3-4 @SF

Manfred has a micropenis

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 7-1 vs COL
3B
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
SS
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,LF,CF
W, 8-3 @AZ
MI
IF
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
LF
CF
Heliot RamosSF - LF,CF,RF
W, 4-3 vs CHC
RF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,LF,RF
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
Util
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
L, 1-5 @KC
SP
Garrett CrochetCWS - SP,RP
L, 0-4 vs LAD
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
Erick FeddeCWS - SP
L, 0-4 vs LAD
P
P
BN
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
W, 7-1 vs COL
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - RF
W, 7-1 vs COL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jordan HicksSF - SP,RP
W, 4-3 vs CHC
IL

Mauer is MVP

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 5-6 @MIL
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 6-2 @DET
2B
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,LF
W, 5-2 @TB
3B
Matt ChapmanSF - 3B
W, 4-3 vs CHC
SS
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 1-6 vs PIT
MI
IF
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,LF,CF,RF
W, 5-2 @TB
LF
Jesús SánchezMIA - LF,CF,RF
L, 1-5 @KC
CF
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,CF
W, 8-5 vs WSH
RF
Max KeplerMIN - RF
W, 8-3 @AZ
Util
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 3-4 @SF
P
Mitch SpenceOAK - SP,RP
L, 2-5 @LAA
BN
BN
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 6-2 @DET
BN
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 6-5 vs TEX
BN
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
IL
W, 8-5 vs WSH
IL
Mike TroutLAA - CF
W, 5-2 vs OAK
BN
IL
David BednarPIT - RP
W, 6-1 @CIN
IL
W, 7-1 vs COL

Ohtani the goat

Pos
Player
C
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
1B
2B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 2-5 vs SEA
SS
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 6-2 @DET
MI
IF
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR
LF
Randy ArozarenaTB - LF,CF
L, 2-5 vs SEA
CF
Aaron JudgeNYY - CF,RF
L, 2-12 @NYM
RF
Josh LoweTB - CF,RF
L, 2-5 vs SEA
Util
SP
SP
SP
RP
Ryan HelsleySTL - RP
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
RP
RP
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 2-5 vs SEA
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
TJ FriedlCIN - LF,CF
L, 1-6 vs PIT
BN
José AbreuHOU - 1B
W, 7-1 vs COL
BN
W, 5-1 vs MIA
BN

Krazy Eyez Killas

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,LF
L, 1-6 vs PIT
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 4-2 vs CLE
SS
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 4-2 vs CLE
MI
IF
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 12-2 vs NYY
LF
Marcell OzunaATL - LF
W, 6-2 @STL ; L, 1-4 @STL
CF
Brandon NimmoNYM - LF,CF
W, 12-2 vs NYY
RF
Util
W, 6-2 @DET
SP
Brady SingerKC - SP
W, 5-1 vs MIA
SP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 2-5 @LAA
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 2-12 @NYM
BN
Brenton DoyleCOL - CF
L, 1-7 @HOU
BN
BN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 8-5 vs WSH
NA
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 7-1 vs COL
BN
IL
NA
Shane BazTB - SP
L, 2-5 vs SEA
NA

An eerie expert

Pos
Player
C
1B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 1-6 vs PIT
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 3-4 @SF
3B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 2-5 vs SEA
SS
MI
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 6-5 vs TEX
IF
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 12-2 vs NYY
LF
Jarren DuranBOS - LF,CF
Susp, 0-0 vs TOR
CF
Corbin CarrollAZ - LF,CF,RF
L, 3-8 vs MIN
RF
Util
SP
SP
SP
Gavin StoneLAD - SP
W, 4-0 @CWS
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 1-6 vs PIT
NA
NA
BN
Miles MikolasSTL - SP
L, 2-6 vs ATL ; W, 4-1 vs ATL
BN
BN
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
W, 12-2 vs NYY
BN
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 12-2 vs NYY
IL
W, 6-5 vs TEX
IL