Saints

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 5-7 vs AZ
3B
W, 5-4 vs SF
SS
David HamiltonBOS - 2B,SS
L, 4-14 @NYY
MI
Zach NetoLAA - SS
W, 7-0 @CHC
IF
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 3-9 @MIN
LF
Juan SotoNYY - LF,RF
W, 14-4 vs BOS
CF
Adolis GarcíaTEX - CF,RF
W, 4-3 vs TB
RF
Alex VerdugoNYY - LF,RF
W, 14-4 vs BOS
Util
SP
Seth LugoKC - SP
L, 1-3 @COL
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
A.J. MinterATL - RP
W, 5-1 vs PHI
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
L, 3-5 @LAD
BN
BN
Alec MarshKC - SP,RP
L, 1-3 @COL
BN
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
W, 5-1 vs PHI
IL
Yimi GarcíaTOR - RP
W, 5-4 @SEA
IL

BALCO Le Braun

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
W, 19-8 vs BAL
3B
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,RF
W, 5-3 vs MIL
MI
IF
Connor JoePIT - 1B,LF,RF
L, 2-5 vs NYM
LF
Taylor WardLAA - LF
W, 7-0 @CHC
CF
Chas McCormickHOU - LF,CF,RF
L, 3-9 @MIN
RF
Mitch HanigerSEA - LF,RF
L, 4-5 vs TOR
Util
Seiya SuzukiCHC - RF
L, 0-7 vs LAA
SP
SP
SP
RP
Jhoan DuranMIN - RP
W, 9-3 vs HOU
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Bailey OberMIN - SP
W, 9-3 vs HOU
BN
BN
L, 3-5 vs DET
BN
Colton CowserBAL - LF,CF,RF
L, 8-19 @OAK
BN
BN
Jake FraleyCIN - LF,RF
L, 3-5 vs DET
IL
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 vs DET
IL
W, 5-3 vs MIL
IL
NA

Braves Frenzy

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
W, 5-3 vs MIL
1B
2B
3B
L, 2-5 vs NYM
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 14-6 vs STL
MI
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
L, 4-5 @CLE
IF
W, 4-3 vs TB
LF
CF
W, 5-1 vs PHI
RF
Jorge SolerSF - RF
L, 4-5 @CLE
Util
SP
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 5-1 vs PHI
SP
RP
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 5-4 @SEA
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Jose SiriTB - CF
L, 3-4 @TEX
BN
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
W, 3-1 vs KC
BN
BN
Sal FrelickMIL - LF,CF,RF
L, 3-5 @LAD

Degenerates

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
L, 1-3 @COL
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 5-7 vs AZ
3B
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 9-3 vs HOU
SS
MI
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 5-4 @SEA
IF
Josh JungTEX - 3B
W, 4-3 vs TB
LF
CF
RF
Util
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
L, 1-3 @COL
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
W, 5-3 vs MIL
P
P
P
BN
BN
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,RF
W, 7-0 @CHC
BN
BN
Will BensonCIN - LF,CF,RF
L, 3-5 vs DET
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
L, 4-14 @NYY

Ethan

Pos
Player
C
1B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 1-5 @ATL
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 5-1 vs PHI
3B
L, 5-7 vs AZ
SS
MI
IF
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
W, 9-3 vs HOU
LF
Brent RookerOAK - LF,RF
W, 19-8 vs BAL
CF
RF
Riley GreeneDET - LF,CF,RF
W, 5-3 @CIN
Util
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
W, 5-1 vs PHI
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
L, 2-5 vs NYM
BN
Tyler O'NeillBOS - LF,CF,RF
L, 4-14 @NYY
BN
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
L, 1-3 @COL
BN
Daulton VarshoTOR - LF,CF
W, 5-4 @SEA
IL
Kerry CarpenterDET - LF,RF
W, 5-3 @CIN
BN
IL
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
L, 5-7 vs AZ
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 4-5 vs TOR

Grandma AYA

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 3-9 @MIN
1B
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
W, 14-4 vs BOS
2B
3B
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 5-3 vs MIL
SS
MI
IF
W, 3-1 vs KC
LF
J.D. MartinezNYM - LF
W, 5-2 @PIT
CF
RF
Util
W, 14-4 vs BOS
SP
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 9-3 vs HOU
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Evan CarterTEX - LF,RF
W, 4-3 vs TB
BN
BN
Nick SenzelWSH - 3B,LF,CF,RF
W, 14-6 vs STL
IL
Byron BuxtonMIN - CF
W, 9-3 vs HOU
IL
Kris BryantCOL - 1B,RF
W, 3-1 vs KC
NA
BN
IL
Frankie MontasCIN - SP,RP
L, 3-5 vs DET
IL
Gerrit ColeNYY - SP
W, 14-4 vs BOS

Halfarms

Pos
Player
C
David FryCLE - C,1B,LF,RF
W, 5-4 vs SF
1B
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
L, 5-7 vs AZ
3B
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,LF,RF
L, 6-14 @WSH
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
L, 3-5 @LAD
MI
IF
LF
Bryan ReynoldsPIT - LF,CF,RF
L, 2-5 vs NYM
CF
L, 4-5 vs TOR
RF
Lane ThomasWSH - CF,RF
W, 14-6 vs STL
Util
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,LF
W, 4-3 vs TB
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
W, 5-4 vs SF
P
P
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
L, 4-14 @NYY
BN
JJ BledayOAK - LF,CF,RF
W, 19-8 vs BAL
BN
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,CF,RF
L, 0-7 vs LAA
BN
BN
IL
L, 1-5 @ATL
NA
BN
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
L, 4-5 @CLE
IL
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 0-7 vs LAA

Manfred has a micropenis

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 3-9 @MIN
3B
SS
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,LF,CF
W, 9-3 vs HOU
MI
W, 14-4 vs BOS
IF
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 5-1 vs PHI
LF
Teoscar HernándezLAD - LF,RF
W, 5-3 vs MIL
CF
Jackson ChourioMIL - LF,CF,RF
L, 3-5 @LAD
RF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,LF,RF
L, 6-14 @WSH
Util
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - RF
L, 3-9 @MIN
BN
BN
BN
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 14-6 vs STL
BN
IL

Mauer is MVP

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
W, 4-3 vs TB
1B
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
L, 3-5 @LAD
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
L, 1-5 @ATL
3B
SS
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 3-5 vs DET
MI
IF
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
W, 19-8 vs BAL
LF
Ian HappCHC - LF
L, 0-7 vs LAA
CF
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,LF,CF,RF
L, 4-5 vs TOR
RF
Max KeplerMIN - RF
W, 9-3 vs HOU
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 2-5 vs NYM
SP
SP
SP
Matt WaldronSD - SP
L, 5-7 vs AZ
RP
RP
RP
P
P
Mitch SpenceOAK - SP,RP
W, 19-8 vs BAL
P
P
BN
BN
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,LF
L, 4-5 vs TOR
BN
BN
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
L, 1-5 @ATL
IL
IL
Mike TroutLAA - CF
W, 7-0 @CHC
BN
IL
David BednarPIT - RP
L, 2-5 vs NYM
IL

Ohtani the goat

Pos
Player
C
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 5-1 vs PHI
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,CF,RF
L, 0-7 vs LAA
2B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
L, 6-14 @WSH
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 3-4 @TEX
SS
MI
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
W, 14-4 vs BOS
IF
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
L, 4-14 @NYY
LF
Randy ArozarenaTB - LF,CF
L, 3-4 @TEX
CF
Aaron JudgeNYY - CF,RF
W, 14-4 vs BOS
RF
Josh LoweTB - CF,RF
L, 3-4 @TEX
Util
W, 4-3 vs TB
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 3-4 @TEX
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
TJ FriedlCIN - LF,CF
L, 3-5 vs DET
BN
BN
BN

Krazy Eyez Killas

Pos
Player
C
1B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 5-2 @PIT
2B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,LF
L, 3-5 vs DET
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
L, 8-19 @OAK
SS
MI
J.P. CrawfordSEA - SS
L, 4-5 vs TOR
IF
W, 5-3 vs MIL
LF
CF
Brenton DoyleCOL - CF
W, 3-1 vs KC
RF
Michael TogliaCOL - 1B,RF
W, 3-1 vs KC
Util
SP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
W, 19-8 vs BAL
SP
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
L, 3-9 @MIN
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Brandon NimmoNYM - LF,CF
W, 5-2 @PIT
BN
IL
L, 1-5 @ATL
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
L, 5-7 vs AZ
NA
BN
BN
BN
Luis GilNYY - SP
W, 14-4 vs BOS
IL
NA
NA

An eerie expert

Pos
Player
C
1B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 3-4 @TEX
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 0-7 vs LAA
3B
SS
MI
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 @LAD
IF
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 5-2 @PIT
LF
Jarren DuranBOS - LF,CF
L, 4-14 @NYY
CF
Corbin CarrollAZ - LF,CF,RF
W, 7-5 @SD
RF
Util
Cal RaleighSEA - C
L, 4-5 vs TOR
SP
SP
SP
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
L, 2-5 vs NYM
RP
RP
RP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
L, 5-7 vs AZ
P
P
P
Ryne StanekSEA - RP
L, 4-5 vs TOR
P
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 3-5 vs DET
BN
Ryan O'HearnBAL - 1B,RF
L, 8-19 @OAK
NA
NA
BN
Jack FlahertyDET - SP
W, 5-3 @CIN
BN
Gavin StoneLAD - SP
W, 5-3 vs MIL
BN
IL
Jared JonesPIT - SP
L, 2-5 vs NYM
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 5-2 @PIT
IL
L, 3-5 @LAD
IL