The Balking Dead
1. (1) Ronald Acuña Jr. (ATL - OF)
2. (24) Bryce Harper (PHI - 1B)
3. (25) Ozzie Albies (ATL - 2B)
4. (48) Adolis García (TEX - OF)
5. (49) Tyler Glasnow (LAD - SP)
6. (72) Logan Webb (SF - SP)
7. (73) Camilo Doval (SF - RP)
8. (96) Joe Ryan (MIN - SP)
9. (97) Spencer Steer (CIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF)
10. (120) Andrés Muñoz (SEA - RP)
11. (121) Jackson Chourio (MIL - OF)
12. (144) Spencer Torkelson (DET - 1B)
13. (145) Jordan Walker (STL - OF)
14. (168) Gabriel Moreno (AZ - C)
15. (169) Jordan Montgomery (AZ - SP)
16. (192) Tommy Edman (STL - 2B,SS,OF)
17. (193) Shane Baz (TB - SP)
18. (216) Braxton Garrett (MIA - SP)
19. (217) Riley Greene (DET - OF)
20. (240) Keibert Ruiz (WSH - C)
21. (241) Taylor Ward (LAA - OF)
22. (264) J.P. Crawford (SEA - SS)
23. (265) Andrew Vaughn (CWS - 1B)
Crunchy pickles
1. (2) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC - SS)
2. (23) Marcus Semien (TEX - 2B)
3. (26) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (TOR - 1B)
4. (47) Mike Trout (LAA - OF)
5. (50) Jordan Romano (TOR - RP)
6. (71) Kyle Schwarber (PHI - OF)
7. (74) Max Muncy (LAD - 3B)
8. (95) Zach Eflin (TB - SP)
9. (98) Ha-Seong Kim (SD - 2B,3B,SS)
10. (119) Jesús Luzardo (MIA - SP)
11. (122) Walker Buehler (LAD - SP)
12. (143) Seiya Suzuki (CHC - OF)
13. (146) TJ Friedl (CIN - OF)
14. (167) Sean Murphy (ATL - C)
15. (170) Isaac Paredes (TB - 1B,2B,3B)
16. (191) J.D. Martinez (NYM - OF)
17. (194) Taijuan Walker (PHI - SP)
18. (215) José Alvarado (PHI - RP)
19. (218) Kyle Gibson (STL - SP)
20. (239) Edouard Julien (MIN - 2B)
21. (242) Eugenio Suárez (AZ - 3B)
22. (263) Bryce Elder (ATL - SP)
23. (266) Dean Kremer (BAL - SP)
GRAND SLAM
1. (3) Julio Rodríguez (SEA - OF)
2. (22) Rafael Devers (BOS - 3B)
3. (27) Corey Seager (TEX - SS)
4. (46) Zac Gallen (AZ - SP)
5. (51) Aaron Nola (PHI - SP)
6. (70) J.T. Realmuto (PHI - C)
7. (75) Paul Sewald (AZ - RP)
8. (94) Logan Gilbert (SEA - SP)
9. (99) Ketel Marte (AZ - 2B)
10. (118) Bryan Reynolds (PIT - OF)
11. (123) Teoscar Hernández (LAD - OF)
12. (142) Rhys Hoskins (MIL - 1B)
13. (147) Craig Kimbrel (BAL - RP)
14. (166) Eloy Jiménez (CWS - OF)
15. (171) Yu Darvish (SD - SP)
16. (190) Carlos Correa (MIN - SS)
17. (195) Starling Marte (NYM - OF)
18. (214) Charlie Morton (ATL - SP)
19. (219) Shane McClanahan (TB - SP)
20. (238) Lucas Giolito (BOS - SP)
21. (243) Anthony Rizzo (NYY - 1B)
22. (262) Ryan McMahon (COL - 2B,3B)
23. (267) Félix Bautista (BAL - RP)
Jazz me up
1. (4) Mookie Betts (LAD - 2B,SS,OF)
2. (21) José Ramírez (CLE - 3B)
3. (28) Pete Alonso (NYM - 1B)
4. (45) Adley Rutschman (BAL - C)
5. (52) Max Fried (ATL - SP)
6. (69) Cody Bellinger (CHC - 1B,OF)
7. (76) Jazz Chisholm Jr. (MIA - OF)
8. (93) Eury Pérez (MIA - SP)
9. (100) Alex Bregman (HOU - 3B)
10. (117) Joe Musgrove (SD - SP)
11. (124) Justin Steele (CHC - SP)
12. (141) Justin Verlander (HOU - SP)
13. (148) Luis Arraez (SD - 1B,2B)
14. (165) Merrill Kelly (AZ - SP)
15. (172) Jorge Soler (SF - OF)
16. (189) Nathaniel Lowe (TEX - 1B)
17. (196) Steven Kwan (CLE - OF)
18. (213) Willy Adames (MIL - SS)
19. (220) Brandon Nimmo (NYM - OF)
20. (237) Trevor Story (BOS - SS)
21. (244) Bryan Abreu (HOU - RP)
22. (261) Jason Adam (TB - RP)
23. (268) Héctor Neris (CHC - RP)
Cheaters never win
1. (5) Freddie Freeman (LAD - 1B)
2. (20) Corbin Burnes (BAL - SP)
3. (29) Jose Altuve (HOU - 2B)
4. (44) Gunnar Henderson (BAL - 3B,SS)
5. (53) George Kirby (SEA - SP)
6. (68) CJ Abrams (WSH - SS)
7. (77) Freddy Peralta (MIL - SP)
8. (92) Josh Lowe (TB - OF)
9. (101) Kyle Bradish (BAL - SP)
10. (116) Xander Bogaerts (SD - 2B,SS)
11. (125) Cole Ragans (KC - SP,RP)
12. (140) Cedric Mullins (BAL - OF)
13. (149) Cal Raleigh (SEA - C)
14. (164) Chas McCormick (HOU - OF)
15. (173) Vinnie Pasquantino (KC - 1B)
16. (188) Nathan Eovaldi (TEX - SP)
17. (197) Bailey Ober (MIN - SP)
18. (212) Bryce Miller (SEA - SP)
19. (221) Will Smith (KC - RP)
20. (236) Michael Wacha (KC - SP)
21. (245) Hunter Renfroe (KC - 1B,OF)
22. (260) Seth Lugo (KC - SP)
23. (269) Austin Wells (NYY - C)
Team's Top Team
1. (6) Gerrit Cole (NYY - SP)
2. (19) Josh Hader (HOU - RP)
3. (30) Devin Williams (MIL - RP)
4. (43) Emmanuel Clase (CLE - RP)
5. (54) Edwin Díaz (NYM - RP)
6. (67) Jhoan Duran (MIN - RP)
7. (78) Alexis Díaz (CIN - RP)
8. (91) John Means (BAL - SP)
9. (102) Royce Lewis (MIN - 3B)
10. (115) Salvador Perez (KC - C,1B)
11. (126) Sonny Gray (STL - SP)
12. (139) Lane Thomas (WSH - OF)
13. (150) Yandy Díaz (TB - 1B,3B)
14. (163) Ian Happ (CHC - OF)
15. (174) Jonathan India (CIN - 2B)
16. (187) Ezequiel Tovar (COL - SS)
17. (198) José Berríos (TOR - SP)
18. (211) Jeff McNeil (NYM - 2B,OF)
19. (222) Jeimer Candelario (CIN - 1B,3B)
20. (235) Ke'Bryan Hayes (PIT - 3B)
21. (246) Lars Nootbaar (STL - OF)
22. (259) Tyler O'Neill (BOS - OF)
23. (270) Jake Fraley (CIN - OF)
Go TRIBE
1. (7) Corbin Carroll (AZ - OF)
2. (18) Trea Turner (PHI - SS)
3. (31) Matt McLain (CIN - 2B,SS)
4. (42) Paul Goldschmidt (STL - 1B)
5. (55) Will Smith (LAD - C)
6. (66) Dylan Cease (SD - SP)
7. (79) Kenley Jansen (BOS - RP)
8. (90) Grayson Rodriguez (BAL - SP)
9. (103) Nolan Arenado (STL - 3B)
10. (114) Tanner Scott (MIA - RP)
11. (127) Pete Fairbanks (TB - RP)
12. (138) Josh Naylor (CLE - 1B)
13. (151) Masataka Yoshida (BOS - OF)
14. (162) Chris Sale (ATL - SP)
15. (175) Kyle Finnegan (WSH - RP)
16. (186) Kris Bryant (COL - 1B,OF)
17. (199) Brandon Pfaadt (AZ - SP)
18. (210) Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (AZ - OF)
19. (223) Luis Rengifo (LAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF)
20. (234) Gavin Lux (LAD - 2B,OF)
21. (247) Bo Naylor (CLE - C)
22. (258) Brayan Bello (BOS - SP)
23. (271) Kyle Manzardo (CLE - 1B)
Leathernecks
1. (8) Spencer Strider (ATL - SP)
2. (17) Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD - SP)
3. (32) Kodai Senga (NYM - SP)
4. (41) Bobby Miller (LAD - SP)
5. (56) Raisel Iglesias (ATL - RP)
6. (65) Clay Holmes (NYY - RP)
7. (80) Oneil Cruz (PIT - SS)
8. (89) Nick Castellanos (PHI - OF)
9. (104) Josh Jung (TEX - 3B)
10. (113) Gleyber Torres (NYY - 2B)
11. (128) James Outman (LAD - OF)
12. (137) Anthony Santander (BAL - 1B,OF)
13. (152) Justin Turner (TOR - 1B,2B,3B)
14. (161) Shota Imanaga (CHC - SP)
15. (176) Junior Caminero (TB - 3B)
16. (185) Luis Severino (NYM - SP)
17. (200) Dylan Crews (WSH - OF)
18. (209) Walker Jenkins (MIN - OF)
19. (224) Josh Bell (MIA - 1B)
20. (233) Jackson Holliday (BAL - 2B,SS)
21. (248) Orlando Arcia (ATL - SS)
22. (257) Jarred Kelenic (ATL - OF)
23. (272) Ethan Salas (SD - C)
Inglorious Batters
1. (9) Juan Soto (NYY - OF)
2. (16) Shohei Ohtani (Batter) (LAD - Util)
3. (33) Bo Bichette (TOR - SS)
4. (40) Kevin Gausman (TOR - SP)
5. (57) Blake Snell (SF - SP)
6. (64) Manny Machado (SD - 3B)
7. (81) Christian Walker (AZ - 1B)
8. (88) Christian Yelich (MIL - OF)
9. (105) Ryan Helsley (STL - RP)
10. (112) George Springer (TOR - OF)
11. (129) Yainer Diaz (HOU - C,1B)
12. (136) Michael King (SD - SP,RP)
13. (153) Andrés Giménez (CLE - 2B)
14. (160) Nolan Gorman (STL - 2B,3B)
15. (177) Christopher Morel (CHC - 2B,3B,OF)
16. (184) Carlos Rodón (NYY - SP)
17. (201) Francisco Alvarez (NYM - C)
18. (208) Nick Pivetta (BOS - SP,RP)
19. (225) Daulton Varsho (TOR - OF)
20. (232) Brandon Drury (LAA - 1B,2B)
21. (249) Bryan Woo (SEA - SP)
22. (256) Matt Chapman (SF - 3B)
23. (273) Jarren Duran (BOS - OF)
Tyler's Tip-Top Team
1. (10) Kyle Tucker (HOU - OF)
2. (15) Fernando Tatis Jr. (SD - OF)
3. (34) Luis Robert Jr. (CWS - OF)
4. (39) Francisco Lindor (NYM - SS)
5. (58) Michael Harris II (ATL - OF)
6. (63) Randy Arozarena (TB - OF)
7. (82) Tarik Skubal (DET - SP)
8. (87) Framber Valdez (HOU - SP)
9. (106) Triston Casas (BOS - 1B)
10. (111) William Contreras (MIL - C)
11. (130) Dansby Swanson (CHC - SS)
12. (135) Chris Bassitt (TOR - SP)
13. (154) Alec Bohm (PHI - 1B,3B)
14. (159) Thairo Estrada (SF - 2B,SS)
15. (178) Hunter Brown (HOU - SP)
16. (183) Mitch Keller (PIT - SP)
17. (202) Gavin Williams (CLE - SP)
18. (207) Alex Lange (DET - RP)
19. (226) Ryan Pepiot (TB - SP,RP)
20. (231) Jonah Heim (TEX - C)
21. (250) Jeremy Peña (HOU - SS)
22. (255) Ryan Mountcastle (BAL - 1B)
23. (274) Brandon Lowe (TB - 2B)
Yo Tallarico
1. (11) Aaron Judge (NYY - OF)
2. (14) Matt Olson (ATL - 1B)
3. (35) Elly De La Cruz (CIN - 3B,SS)
4. (38) Pablo López (MIN - SP)
5. (59) Luis Castillo (SEA - SP)
6. (62) Tanner Bibee (CLE - SP)
7. (83) Evan Carter (TEX - OF)
8. (86) Nico Hoerner (CHC - 2B,SS)
9. (107) Esteury Ruiz (OAK - OF)
10. (110) Marcell Ozuna (ATL - OF)
11. (131) Bryson Stott (PHI - 2B,SS)
12. (134) Hunter Greene (CIN - SP)
13. (155) Adbert Alzolay (CHC - RP)
14. (158) Cristian Javier (HOU - SP)
15. (179) Willson Contreras (STL - C)
16. (182) Jake Burger (MIA - 1B,3B)
17. (203) Noelvi Marte (CIN - 3B)
18. (206) José Abreu (HOU - 1B)
19. (227) José Leclerc (TEX - RP)
20. (230) Vaughn Grissom (BOS - 2B,SS)
21. (251) Andrew Abbott (CIN - SP)
22. (254) Max Scherzer (TEX - SP)
23. (275) Jorge Polanco (SEA - 2B,3B)
Liv Tyler's Boobs
1. (12) Austin Riley (ATL - 3B)
2. (13) Yordan Alvarez (HOU - OF)
3. (36) Zack Wheeler (PHI - SP)
4. (37) Nolan Jones (COL - 1B,OF)
5. (60) Evan Phillips (LAD - RP)
6. (61) David Bednar (PIT - RP)
7. (84) Christian Encarnacion-Strand (CIN - 1B)
8. (85) Zack Gelof (OAK - 2B)
9. (108) Anthony Volpe (NYY - SS)
10. (109) Jacob deGrom (TEX - SP)
11. (132) Kerry Carpenter (DET - OF)
12. (133) Shane Bieber (CLE - SP)
13. (156) Logan O'Hoppe (LAA - C)
14. (157) Giancarlo Stanton (NYY - OF)
15. (180) Jung Hoo Lee (SF - OF)
16. (181) Wyatt Langford (TEX - OF)
17. (204) Nestor Cortes (NYY - SP)
18. (205) Marcus Stroman (NYY - SP)
19. (228) James McArthur (KC - RP)
20. (229) Eduardo Rodriguez (AZ - SP)
21. (252) Robert Stephenson (LAA - RP)
22. (253) Jasson Domínguez (NYY - OF)
23. (276) DJ LeMahieu (NYY - 1B,2B,3B)