Piss Missiles

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 4-6 vs SD
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 9-2 @TOR
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 3-1 vs SF
SS
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 4-1 @SEA
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
W, 7-2 @MIA
OF
OF
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
Util
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 2-9 vs HOU
Util
Francisco LindorNYM - SS
L, 5-7 @WSH
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
W, 9-2 @TOR
SP
SP
SP
SP
Corbin BurnesBAL - SP
W, 4-1 @SEA
SP
Trevor RogersMIA - SP
L, 2-7 vs BOS
BN
IL
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
L, 4-12 vs AZ
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL

Webb gem

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
W, 4-2 vs TB
1B
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 vs PHI
3B
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
W, 4-2 vs TB
SS
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
L, 2-3 vs CIN
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
L, 2-3 vs CIN
OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 4-5 @PIT
Util
Steven KwanCLE - OF
L, 2-8 vs CWS
Util
L, 2-9 vs DET
Util
SP
(Empty)
SP
SP
Logan GilbertSEA - SP
L, 1-4 vs BAL
SP
W, 7-5 vs NYM
SP
Yusei KikuchiTOR - SP
L, 2-9 vs HOU
IL
W, 6-4 @TEX
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
W, 9-2 @TOR
NA
Dylan CrewsWSH - OF
W, 7-5 vs NYM
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
NA
NA

IM NOT IN LAST!!!

Pos
Player
C
1B
Andrew VaughnCWS - 1B
W, 8-2 @CLE
2B
3B
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
L, 2-7 vs BOS
SS
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 2-9 vs DET
OF
OF
OF
George SpringerTOR - OF
L, 2-9 vs HOU
Util
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
L, 2-9 vs DET
Util
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
W, 3-2 @NYY
Util
SP
SP
Ben LivelyCLE - SP
L, 2-8 vs CWS
SP
SP
Gavin StoneLAD - SP
L, 4-12 vs AZ
SP
David FestaMIN - SP
L, 2-9 vs DET
BN
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
L, 5-7 @WSH
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
L, 4-12 vs AZ
IL
NA
NA

Bulls on Parades

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
L, 0-3 vs MIL
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
L, 2-8 vs CWS
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 3-1 vs SF
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 2-4 @KC
SS
OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
OF
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
W, 7-5 vs NYM
Util
Util
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 5-3 @CHC
Util
W, 3-1 vs SF
SP
Zack WheelerPHI - SP
W, 5-3 @CHC
SP
Dean KremerBAL - SP
W, 4-1 @SEA
SP
Erick FeddeCWS - SP
W, 8-2 @CLE
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
IL
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 5-3 @CHC
IL
W, 5-3 @CHC
NA
BN
BN
BN
Pablo LópezMIN - SP
L, 2-9 vs DET
BN
BN
BN
BN
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 3-1 vs SF
BN
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 1-4 vs BAL

Yordan Right!

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 4-1 @SEA
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 3-0 @COL
OF
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
OF
Yordan AlvarezHOU - OF
W, 9-2 @TOR
OF
Jorge SolerSF - OF
L, 1-3 @ATL
Util
Util
L, 2-3 vs CIN
Util
Josh BellMIA - 1B
L, 2-7 vs BOS
SP
Jon GrayTEX - SP
L, 4-6 vs SD
SP
SP
Colin ReaMIL - SP
W, 3-0 @COL
SP
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
W, 3-1 vs SF
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 4-6 vs SD
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 7-5 vs NYM
BN
BN
NA

Cellar Dwellers

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 0-5 @OAK
3B
(Empty)
SS
OF
OF
OF
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
W, 12-4 @LAD
Util
Util
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
Util
SP
SP
SP
Andrew AbbottCIN - SP
W, 3-2 @NYY
SP
SP
Brayan BelloBOS - SP
W, 7-2 @MIA
BN
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 0-3 vs MIL
IL
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
L, 2-9 vs DET
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Blake SnellSF - SP
L, 1-3 @ATL
IL
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
L, 5-7 @WSH

Trea doors down

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 9-2 @TOR
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 3-1 vs SF
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
W, 6-4 @TEX
3B
SS
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 5-3 @CHC
OF
OF
L, 2-7 vs BOS
OF
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
W, 4-1 @SEA
Util
Util
Zach NetoLAA - SS
L, 0-5 @OAK
Util
SP
SP
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 2-3 vs CIN
SP
SP
Joey EstesOAK - SP
W, 5-0 vs LAA
SP
W, 4-2 vs TB
IL
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
L, 1-3 @ATL
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
L, 4-12 vs AZ
IL
L, 4-12 vs AZ
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
L, 1-3 @ATL
NA

Syndergaarden Cop

Pos
Player
C
Cal RaleighSEA - C
L, 1-4 vs BAL
1B
Freddie FreemanLAD - 1B
L, 4-12 vs AZ
2B
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
W, 12-4 @LAD
3B
José RamírezCLE - 3B
L, 2-8 vs CWS
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 4-6 vs SD
OF
W, 5-4 vs STL
OF
OF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,OF
L, 4-5 @PIT
Util
Util
Util
Byron BuxtonMIN - OF
L, 2-9 vs DET
SP
SP
Miles MikolasSTL - SP
L, 4-5 @PIT
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
W, 9-2 @MIN
SP
SP
Shota ImanagaCHC - SP
L, 3-5 vs PHI
IL
Kyle SchwarberPHI - OF
W, 5-3 @CHC
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 4-12 vs AZ
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 7-2 @MIA
BN
Luis CastilloSEA - SP
L, 1-4 vs BAL
BN
BN
BN
Bailey OberMIN - SP
L, 2-9 vs DET
BN
BN

The Bat Asses

Pos
Player
C
Ryan JeffersMIN - C
L, 2-9 vs DET
1B
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
L, 5-7 @WSH
2B
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 4-6 vs SD
3B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
W, 3-0 @COL
SS
L, 0-3 vs MIL
OF
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
L, 1-4 vs BAL
OF
OF
JJ BledayOAK - OF
W, 5-0 vs LAA
Util
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 7-5 vs NYM
Util
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
SP
Jared JonesPIT - SP
W, 5-4 vs STL
IL
Ronald Acuña Jr.ATL - OF
W, 3-1 vs SF
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
NA

At Witts End

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 6-4 @TEX
3B
SS
Bobby Witt Jr.KC - SS
W, 4-2 vs TB
OF
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
L, 2-3 vs CIN
OF
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
L, 2-3 vs CIN
Util
L, 4-6 vs SD
Util
Taylor WardLAA - OF
L, 0-5 @OAK
Util
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
L, 5-7 @WSH
SP
SP
SP
Carlos RodónNYY - SP
L, 2-3 vs CIN
SP
L, 2-8 vs CWS
SP
IL
W, 3-1 vs SF
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
NA

Cardinal Nation!

Pos
Player
C
1B
Justin TurnerTOR - 1B,2B,3B
L, 2-9 vs HOU
2B
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
L, 2-9 vs HOU
3B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
L, 4-5 @PIT
SS
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
OF
OF
L, 2-9 vs HOU
OF
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 3-2 @NYY
Util
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
L, 2-8 vs CWS
Util
Util
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 3-0 @COL
SP
(Empty)
SP
SP
SP
(Empty)
SP
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
L, 0-5 @OAK
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
W, 3-2 @NYY
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 6-4 @TEX
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP
L, 3-5 vs PHI
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
W, 6-4 @TEX
BN
Jack FlahertyDET - SP
W, 9-2 @MIN
BN

The Cracker Jacks

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 6-4 @TEX
3B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 0-3 vs MIL
SS
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 3-0 @COL
OF
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
W, 5-0 vs LAA
Util
Util
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
W, 5-4 vs STL
SP
SP
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
W, 5-4 vs STL
SP
SP
SP
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP
W, 9-2 @TOR
BN
BN
IL
Evan CarterTEX - OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
NA
BN
BN
BN
IL
W, 7-5 vs NYM
IL
NA
NA