Ministry of Snark

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
2B
3B
SS
W, 7-2 vs HOU
OF
OF
OF
Jordan WalkerSTL - OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
Util
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 2-0 vs MIA
Util
Jorge SolerSF - OF
W, 5-3 vs LAD
SP
SP
Zach EflinTB - SP
W, 3-1 vs WSH
RP
RP
P
P
L, 0-2 @PHI
P
Shane BazTB - SP
W, 3-1 vs WSH
P
BN
BN
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
W, 7-2 vs HOU
BN
W, 7-2 vs HOU
BN
J.P. CrawfordSEA - SS
W, 3-2 vs MIN
BN
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 0-1 @STL

Tense Times

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
L, 3-5 @SF
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 2-0 vs MIA
2B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 3-5 @CWS
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 2-1 vs TEX
SS
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 5-2 vs DET
OF
Util
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 2-0 vs MIA
Util
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
L, 3-10 @KC
SP
Garrett CrochetCWS - SP,RP
W, 5-3 vs COL
SP
RP
RP
P
P
Erick FeddeCWS - SP
W, 5-3 vs COL
P
P
BN
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
W, 9-2 @BOS
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL

Spo’s 2024

Pos
Player
C
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 6-1 vs PIT
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 0-1 @STL
2B
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 4-2 vs CHC
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 2-1 vs TEX
SS
Zach NetoLAA - SS
W, 5-2 vs DET
OF
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
OF
OF
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
L, 1-3 @TB
Util
Util
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
L, 1-6 @ATL
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
W, 1-0 vs CIN
SP
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
L, 2-7 @NYM
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
W, 10-3 vs CLE
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 2-7 @NYM
BN
BN
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
W, 3-1 vs WSH

Sickness2

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 3-1 vs WSH
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 6-1 vs PIT
SS
OF
W, 2-0 vs MIA
OF
OF
W, 6-1 vs PIT
Util
Util
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 6-1 vs PIT
SP
RP
RP
P
P
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
W, 2-0 vs MIA
P
P
BN
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL

⛓HARVEST TIME⛓️

Pos
Player
C
1B
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 7-2 vs HOU
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
L, 1-3 @TB
Util
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
L, 2-3 @SEA
Util
SP
SP
Cole IrvinBAL - SP,RP
W, 2-1 vs TEX
RP
RP
P
P
P
Seth LugoKC - SP
W, 10-3 vs CLE
P
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 2-4 @MIL
BN
BN
Wilyer AbreuBOS - OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
IL
W, 16-5 @TOR
BN
Sean ManaeaNYM - SP,RP
W, 7-2 vs HOU
BN
BN
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 5-3 vs LAD

Dick's Definitive Team

Pos
Player
C
L, 4-9 vs OAK
1B
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
L, 2-9 vs SD
2B
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
L, 3-5 @SF
3B
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 1-2 @BAL
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
W, 3-1 vs WSH
OF
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 0-1 @STL
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
L, 2-5 @LAA
Util
Util
SP
SP
Logan WebbSF - SP
W, 5-3 vs LAD
RP
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
L, 2-9 vs SD
RP
P
Joe RyanMIN - SP
L, 2-3 @SEA
P
P
P
BN
BN
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
W, 7-2 vs HOU
BN
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
W, 1-0 vs CIN
BN
BN
Trevor StoryBOS - SS
L, 2-9 vs SD

bEASTs

Pos
Player
C
1B
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
L, 1-6 @ATL
2B
Isiah Kiner-FalefaTOR - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 5-16 vs NYY
3B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 9-2 @BOS
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 5-16 vs NYY
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
OF
OF
W, 4-2 vs CHC
Util
Util
SP
SP
Yu DarvishSD - SP
W, 9-2 @BOS
RP
RP
P
P
P
Dane DunningTEX - SP,RP
L, 1-2 @BAL
P
BN
BN
Tommy PhamCWS - OF
W, 5-3 vs COL
BN
Connor WongBOS - C
L, 2-9 vs SD
BN
BN
Ji Hwan BaePIT - 2B,OF
L, 1-6 @ATL
IL
Lars NootbaarSTL - OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
IL
Tommy EdmanSTL - 2B,SS,OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
IL
Shintaro FujinamiNYM - SP,RP
W, 7-2 vs HOU
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 7-2 vs HOU

Skenes Cruz’n

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 1-2 @BAL
3B
SS
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
W, 1-0 vs CIN
OF
W, 2-0 vs MIA
OF
OF
L, 4-9 vs OAK
Util
Tyler O'NeillBOS - OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
Util
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
W, 2-1 vs TEX
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 3-5 @SF
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 5-2 vs DET
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL

Fernando's Neat Team

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 2-7 @NYM
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 6-1 vs PIT
2B
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
3B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 3-1 vs WSH
SS
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 5-3 vs LAD
OF
OF
W, 3-2 vs MIN
OF
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 3-5 @CWS
Util
Util
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
L, 4-9 vs OAK
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
L, 5-16 vs NYY
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 1-2 @BAL
BN
BN
BN
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
W, 3-2 vs MIN
IL
IL

Syd333

Pos
Player
C
1B
W, 1-0 vs CIN
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 2-7 @NYM
3B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 0-1 @STL
SS
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
W, 16-5 @TOR
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Andrew VaughnCWS - 1B
W, 5-3 vs COL
BN
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 4-2 vs CHC
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 9-2 @BOS
BN
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
W, 6-1 vs PIT
BN
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
W, 10-3 vs CLE
BN
IL

BNBunters

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 6-1 vs PIT
3B
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
W, 1-0 vs CIN
SS
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-2 vs DET
OF
OF
OF
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 16-5 @TOR
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 2-7 @NYM
Util
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
Amed RosarioTB - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 3-1 vs WSH
BN
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 4-2 vs CHC
BN
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
W, 7-2 vs HOU
IL
L, 4-9 vs OAK

The Dingleberries

Pos
Player
C
1B
W, 2-1 vs TEX
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 9-2 @BOS
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 2-0 vs MIA
SS
OF
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
W, 2-1 vs TEX
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
OF
Heliot RamosSF - OF
W, 5-3 vs LAD
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 1-6 @ATL
Util
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
W, 16-5 @TOR
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Jason AdamTB - RP
W, 3-1 vs WSH
BN
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Zac GallenAZ - SP
L, 4-9 vs OAK
IL
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
L, 5-16 vs NYY
IL
IL
David BednarPIT - RP
L, 1-6 @ATL