He loves to FART
1. (1) Ronald Acuña Jr. (ATL - OF)
2. (24) Rafael Devers (BOS - 3B)
3. (25) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (TOR - 1B)
4. (48) Nolan Jones (COL - 1B,OF)
5. (49) Tarik Skubal (DET - SP)
6. (72) Grayson Rodriguez (BAL - SP)
7. (73) Josh Lowe (TB - OF)
8. (96) Ha-Seong Kim (SD - 2B,3B,SS)
9. (97) Kyle Bradish (BAL - SP)
10. (120) George Springer (TOR - OF)
11. (121) Lane Thomas (WSH - OF)
12. (144) Anthony Volpe (NYY - SS)
13. (145) Andrés Muñoz (SEA - RP)
14. (168) Gabriel Moreno (AZ - C)
15. (169) Hunter Brown (HOU - SP)
16. (192) Bailey Ober (MIN - SP)
17. (193) Bryan Woo (SEA - SP)
18. (216) Orion Kerkering (PHI - RP)
19. (217) Jonathan India (CIN - 2B)
20. (240) Keibert Ruiz (WSH - C)
21. (241) Daulton Varsho (TOR - OF)
22. (264) Brandon Drury (LAA - 1B,2B)
23. (265) Jake Fraley (CIN - OF)
T.C.'s Top-Notch Team
1. (2) Julio Rodríguez (SEA - OF)
2. (23) Pete Alonso (NYM - 1B)
3. (26) Zack Wheeler (PHI - SP)
4. (47) Elly De La Cruz (CIN - 3B,SS)
5. (50) Devin Williams (MIL - RP)
6. (71) Christian Yelich (MIL - OF)
7. (74) Zach Eflin (TB - SP)
8. (95) Cal Raleigh (SEA - C)
9. (98) Paul Sewald (AZ - RP)
10. (119) Cedric Mullins (BAL - OF)
11. (122) Alec Bohm (PHI - 1B,3B)
12. (143) Merrill Kelly (AZ - SP)
13. (146) Thairo Estrada (SF - 2B,SS)
14. (167) Jonah Heim (TEX - C)
15. (170) Ezequiel Tovar (COL - SS)
16. (191) Chas McCormick (HOU - OF)
17. (194) Ryan Pressly (HOU - RP)
18. (215) Charlie Morton (ATL - SP)
19. (218) Starling Marte (NYM - OF)
20. (239) Orlando Arcia (ATL - SS)
21. (242) Jorge Polanco (SEA - 2B,3B)
22. (263) Carlos Estévez (LAA - RP)
23. (266) Josh Bell (MIA - 1B)
Lets Go Blue Jays!
1. (3) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC - SS)
2. (22) Marcus Semien (TEX - 2B)
3. (27) Corey Seager (TEX - SS)
4. (46) CJ Abrams (WSH - SS)
5. (51) Aaron Nola (PHI - SP)
6. (70) Jordan Romano (TOR - RP)
7. (75) Logan Gilbert (SEA - SP)
8. (94) Alexis Díaz (CIN - RP)
9. (99) Spencer Steer (CIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF)
10. (118) Sonny Gray (STL - SP)
11. (123) Yandy Díaz (TB - 1B,3B)
12. (142) Salvador Perez (KC - C,1B)
13. (147) Kenley Jansen (BOS - RP)
14. (166) Michael King (SD - SP,RP)
15. (171) Marcell Ozuna (ATL - OF)
16. (190) José Berríos (TOR - SP)
17. (195) Jorge Soler (SF - OF)
18. (214) Tyler O'Neill (BOS - OF)
19. (219) José Alvarado (PHI - RP)
20. (238) Jacob deGrom (TEX - SP)
21. (243) Andrew McCutchen (PIT - OF)
22. (262) Matt Chapman (SF - 3B)
23. (267) Michael Wacha (KC - SP)
Axis 70
1. (4) Corbin Carroll (AZ - OF)
2. (21) Ozzie Albies (ATL - 2B)
3. (28) Bo Bichette (TOR - SS)
4. (45) Pablo López (MIN - SP)
5. (52) Paul Goldschmidt (STL - 1B)
6. (69) Kyle Schwarber (PHI - OF)
7. (76) Alex Bregman (HOU - 3B)
8. (93) Nick Castellanos (PHI - OF)
9. (100) Xander Bogaerts (SD - 2B,SS)
10. (117) Dansby Swanson (CHC - SS)
11. (124) Clay Holmes (NYY - RP)
12. (141) Shane Bieber (CLE - SP)
13. (148) Cristian Javier (HOU - SP)
14. (165) Tanner Scott (MIA - RP)
15. (172) Craig Kimbrel (BAL - RP)
16. (189) Braxton Garrett (MIA - SP)
17. (196) Brandon Pfaadt (AZ - SP)
18. (213) Max Scherzer (TEX - SP)
19. (220) Yuki Matsui (SD - RP)
20. (237) James McArthur (KC - RP)
21. (244) Hunter Harvey (WSH - RP)
22. (261) Jarred Kelenic (ATL - OF)
23. (268) Bo Naylor (CLE - C)
Cinderella
1. (5) Mookie Betts (LAD - 2B,SS,OF)
2. (20) Yordan Alvarez (HOU - OF)
3. (29) Francisco Lindor (NYM - SS)
4. (44) Gunnar Henderson (BAL - 3B,SS)
5. (53) Mike Trout (LAA - OF)
6. (68) Royce Lewis (MIN - 3B)
7. (77) Camilo Doval (SF - RP)
8. (92) Triston Casas (BOS - 1B)
9. (101) Ryan Helsley (STL - RP)
10. (116) Cole Ragans (KC - SP,RP)
11. (125) Bryson Stott (PHI - 2B,SS)
12. (140) Yainer Diaz (HOU - C,1B)
13. (149) Esteury Ruiz (OAK - OF)
14. (164) Vinnie Pasquantino (KC - 1B)
15. (173) Jackson Chourio (MIL - OF)
16. (188) Gavin Williams (CLE - SP)
17. (197) Robert Stephenson (LAA - RP)
18. (212) Nick Lodolo (CIN - SP)
19. (221) Nestor Cortes (NYY - SP)
20. (236) Triston McKenzie (CLE - SP)
21. (245) Mitch Garver (SEA - C)
22. (260) Cristopher Sánchez (PHI - SP)
23. (269) Alek Manoah (TOR - SP)
Your Mom's Wood
1. (6) Kyle Tucker (HOU - OF)
2. (19) José Ramírez (CLE - 3B)
3. (30) Michael Harris II (ATL - OF)
4. (43) Zac Gallen (AZ - SP)
5. (54) Matt McLain (CIN - 2B,SS)
6. (67) Nico Hoerner (CHC - 2B,SS)
7. (78) Raisel Iglesias (ATL - RP)
8. (91) William Contreras (MIL - C)
9. (102) Dylan Cease (SD - SP)
10. (115) Chris Bassitt (TOR - SP)
11. (126) Jordan Walker (STL - OF)
12. (139) Pete Fairbanks (TB - RP)
13. (150) Adbert Alzolay (CHC - RP)
14. (163) Jordan Montgomery (AZ - SP)
15. (174) Carlos Rodón (NYY - SP)
16. (187) Ryan Mountcastle (BAL - 1B)
17. (198) Kerry Carpenter (DET - OF)
18. (211) Eduardo Rodriguez (AZ - SP)
19. (222) Edouard Julien (MIN - 2B)
20. (235) Henry Davis (PIT - C,OF)
21. (246) Taijuan Walker (PHI - SP)
22. (259) Heston Kjerstad (BAL - OF)
23. (270) John Means (BAL - SP)
Terry's Astonishing Team
1. (7) Shohei Ohtani (Batter) (LAD - Util)
2. (18) Corbin Burnes (BAL - SP)
3. (31) Adley Rutschman (BAL - C)
4. (42) Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD - SP)
5. (55) Cody Bellinger (CHC - 1B,OF)
6. (66) Bobby Miller (LAD - SP)
7. (79) Ketel Marte (AZ - 2B)
8. (90) Nolan Arenado (STL - 3B)
9. (103) Trevor Story (BOS - SS)
10. (114) Evan Phillips (LAD - RP)
11. (127) Byron Buxton (MIN - OF)
12. (138) Anthony Santander (BAL - 1B,OF)
13. (151) Chris Sale (ATL - SP)
14. (162) Shota Imanaga (CHC - SP)
15. (175) José Leclerc (TEX - RP)
16. (186) Steven Kwan (CLE - OF)
17. (199) Tommy Edman (STL - 2B,SS,OF)
18. (210) Lucas Giolito (BOS - SP)
19. (223) Carlos Correa (MIN - SS)
20. (234) Jeff McNeil (NYM - 2B,OF)
21. (247) MJ Melendez (KC - C,OF)
22. (258) Clarke Schmidt (NYY - SP)
23. (271) Robert Suarez (SD - RP)
Rodney's Majestic Team
1. (8) Freddie Freeman (LAD - 1B)
2. (17) Gerrit Cole (NYY - SP)
3. (32) Adolis García (TEX - OF)
4. (41) Tyler Glasnow (LAD - SP)
5. (56) Logan Webb (SF - SP)
6. (65) Josh Hader (HOU - RP)
7. (80) J.T. Realmuto (PHI - C)
8. (89) Josh Jung (TEX - 3B)
9. (104) Bryan Reynolds (PIT - OF)
10. (113) Walker Buehler (LAD - SP)
11. (128) Luis Arraez (SD - 1B,2B)
12. (137) Christian Encarnacion-Strand (CIN - 1B)
13. (152) Masataka Yoshida (BOS - OF)
14. (161) James Outman (LAD - OF)
15. (176) Alex Lange (DET - RP)
16. (185) Riley Greene (DET - OF)
17. (200) Vaughn Grissom (BOS - 2B,SS)
18. (209) Bryce Miller (SEA - SP)
19. (224) Gavin Lux (LAD - 2B,OF)
20. (233) Aaron Civale (TB - SP)
21. (248) José Abreu (HOU - 1B)
22. (257) Kyle Harrison (SF - SP)
23. (272) Colt Keith (DET - 2B,3B)
WaverWire Wonders
1. (9) Fernando Tatis Jr. (SD - OF)
2. (16) Bryce Harper (PHI - 1B)
3. (33) Kevin Gausman (TOR - SP)
4. (40) Jose Altuve (HOU - 2B)
5. (57) Jazz Chisholm Jr. (MIA - OF)
6. (64) Edwin Díaz (NYM - RP)
7. (81) Oneil Cruz (PIT - SS)
8. (88) David Bednar (PIT - RP)
9. (105) Evan Carter (TEX - OF)
10. (112) Zack Gelof (OAK - 2B)
11. (129) Max Muncy (LAD - 3B)
12. (136) Mitch Keller (PIT - SP)
13. (153) Jake Burger (MIA - 1B,3B)
14. (160) Josh Naylor (CLE - 1B)
15. (177) Nolan Gorman (STL - 2B,3B)
16. (184) Nick Pivetta (BOS - SP,RP)
17. (201) Wyatt Langford (TEX - OF)
18. (208) Christopher Morel (CHC - 2B,3B,OF)
19. (225) Jackson Holliday (BAL - 2B,SS)
20. (232) Clayton Kershaw (LAD - SP)
21. (249) Jeimer Candelario (CIN - 1B,3B)
22. (256) Anthony Rizzo (NYY - 1B)
23. (273) Logan O'Hoppe (LAA - C)
Mark's SWAT FORCE
1. (10) Spencer Strider (ATL - SP)
2. (15) Trea Turner (PHI - SS)
3. (34) Luis Robert Jr. (CWS - OF)
4. (39) Randy Arozarena (TB - OF)
5. (58) Freddy Peralta (MIL - SP)
6. (63) Blake Snell (SF - SP)
7. (82) Christian Walker (AZ - 1B)
8. (87) Joe Ryan (MIN - SP)
9. (106) Jesús Luzardo (MIA - SP)
10. (111) Gleyber Torres (NYY - 2B)
11. (130) Spencer Torkelson (DET - 1B)
12. (135) Seiya Suzuki (CHC - OF)
13. (154) TJ Friedl (CIN - OF)
14. (159) Francisco Alvarez (NYM - C)
15. (178) Noelvi Marte (CIN - 3B)
16. (183) Shane Baz (TB - SP)
17. (202) Ryan Pepiot (TB - SP,RP)
18. (207) Will Smith (KC - RP)
19. (226) Brandon Nimmo (NYM - OF)
20. (231) Ke'Bryan Hayes (PIT - 3B)
21. (250) Taylor Ward (LAA - OF)
22. (255) Andrew Vaughn (CWS - 1B)
23. (274) Brandon Lowe (TB - 2B)
bill g's Glorious Team
1. (11) Austin Riley (ATL - 3B)
2. (14) Matt Olson (ATL - 1B)
3. (35) George Kirby (SEA - SP)
4. (38) Kodai Senga (NYM - SP)
5. (59) Emmanuel Clase (CLE - RP)
6. (62) Jhoan Duran (MIN - RP)
7. (83) Tanner Bibee (CLE - SP)
8. (86) Justin Verlander (HOU - SP)
9. (107) Joe Musgrove (SD - SP)
10. (110) Yu Darvish (SD - SP)
11. (131) Giancarlo Stanton (NYY - OF)
12. (134) Ian Happ (CHC - OF)
13. (155) Eloy Jiménez (CWS - OF)
14. (158) Andrés Giménez (CLE - 2B)
15. (179) Willy Adames (MIL - SS)
16. (182) Willson Contreras (STL - C)
17. (203) Jon Berti (NYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF)
18. (206) Justin Turner (TOR - 1B,2B,3B)
19. (227) Brayan Bello (BOS - SP)
20. (230) Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (AZ - OF)
21. (251) Lars Nootbaar (STL - OF)
22. (254) J.P. Crawford (SEA - SS)
23. (275) Jarren Duran (BOS - OF)
Richardo's Ingenious Team
1. (12) Aaron Judge (NYY - OF)
2. (13) Juan Soto (NYY - OF)
3. (36) Luis Castillo (SEA - SP)
4. (37) Max Fried (ATL - SP)
5. (60) Framber Valdez (HOU - SP)
6. (61) Manny Machado (SD - 3B)
7. (84) Eury Pérez (MIA - SP)
8. (85) Will Smith (LAD - C)
9. (108) Justin Steele (CHC - SP)
10. (109) Teoscar Hernández (LAD - OF)
11. (132) Hunter Greene (CIN - SP)
12. (133) Sean Murphy (ATL - C)
13. (156) Rhys Hoskins (MIL - 1B)
14. (157) Nathan Eovaldi (TEX - SP)
15. (180) Nathaniel Lowe (TEX - 1B)
16. (181) Maikel Garcia (KC - 3B,SS)
17. (204) Isaac Paredes (TB - 1B,2B,3B)
18. (205) Kyle Finnegan (WSH - RP)
19. (228) J.D. Martinez (NYM - OF)
20. (229) Aroldis Chapman (PIT - RP)
21. (252) Jeremy Peña (HOU - SS)
22. (253) Emmet Sheehan (LAD - SP)
23. (276) Alex Verdugo (NYY - OF)