BUT I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!

Pos
Player
C
1B
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 7-2 vs HOU
2B
Richie PalaciosTB - 2B,OF
W, 3-1 vs WSH
3B
SS
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 2-1 vs TEX
CI
MI
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 4-2 vs CHC
IF
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 3-1 vs WSH
OF
OF
Jorge SolerSF - OF
W, 5-3 vs LAD
OF
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 0-1 @STL
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
OF
L, 5-16 vs NYY
Util
Util
Util
Util
Josh LoweTB - OF
W, 3-1 vs WSH
Util
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 9-2 @BOS
P
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
Michael TogliaCOL - 1B,OF
L, 3-5 @CWS
BN
W, 3-2 vs MIN
BN
IL
Tommy EdmanSTL - 2B,SS,OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
IL
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 0-1 @STL
NA
Luisangel AcuñaNYM - 2B,SS
W, 7-2 vs HOU
NA
Jordan WalkerSTL - OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
BN
IL
IL
IL
NA
Shane BazTB - P
W, 3-1 vs WSH

PALE HOSE

Pos
Player
C
W, 2-1 vs TEX
1B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 7-2 vs HOU
2B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
W, 4-2 vs CHC
3B
SS
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
W, 1-0 vs CIN
CI
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 0-1 @STL
MI
Gio UrshelaDET - 1B,3B,SS
L, 2-5 @LAA
IF
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 9-2 @BOS
OF
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
L, 1-3 @TB
OF
Ryan O'HearnBAL - 1B,OF
W, 2-1 vs TEX
OF
Brett WiselySF - 2B,SS,OF
W, 5-3 vs LAD
OF
Tommy PhamCWS - OF
W, 5-3 vs COL
Util
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
L, 2-4 @MIL
Util
Mauricio DubónHOU - 1B,2B,SS,OF
L, 2-7 @NYM
Util
Util
Util
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 2-7 @NYM
P
P
P
P
P
BN
IL
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
L, 3-5 @SF
IL
NA
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
L, 1-2 @BAL
IL

Sneaky Cheese

Pos
Player
C
1B
W, 2-1 vs TEX
2B
3B
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
L, 2-3 @SEA
SS
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 2-0 vs MIA
CI
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-2 vs DET
MI
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
W, 10-3 vs CLE
IF
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
L, 2-7 @NYM
OF
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
L, 3-10 @KC
OF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
OF
OF
OF
Isiah Kiner-FalefaTOR - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 5-16 vs NYY
Util
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 6-1 vs PIT
Util
Util
Util
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
Util
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
W, 1-0 vs CIN
P
P
P
P
P
BN
Andrew VaughnCWS - 1B
W, 5-3 vs COL
BN
BN
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
W, 16-5 @TOR
BN
BN
IL
NA
NA
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 2-1 vs TEX
BN
BN
IL
Zac GallenAZ - P
L, 4-9 vs OAK
NA

Homer... Ozzie and the Straw

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
L, 3-5 @SF
1B
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
W, 9-2 @BOS
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 6-1 vs PIT
SS
W, 7-2 vs HOU
CI
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
W, 2-1 vs TEX
MI
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 1-2 @BAL
IF
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 2-7 @NYM
OF
OF
OF
W, 4-2 vs CHC
OF
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
OF
Util
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 2-0 vs MIA
Util
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
L, 1-3 @TB
Util
Util
Util
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
W, 7-2 vs HOU
P
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
L, 5-16 vs NYY
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN

Jaime#21's Tip-Top Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 3-1 vs WSH
SS
CI
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
MI
IF
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,OF
L, 2-5 @LAA
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
L, 2-5 @LAA
OF
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 2-7 @NYM
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 5-2 vs DET
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
Util
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 5-16 vs NYY
Util
Util
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
L, 4-9 vs OAK
Util
(Empty)
Util
(Empty)
P
P
P
Logan WebbSF - P
W, 5-3 vs LAD
P
Max FriedATL - P
W, 6-1 vs PIT
P
IL
IL
W, 16-5 @TOR
IL
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 5-2 vs DET
BN

Justice League

Pos
Player
C
1B
Donovan SolanoSD - 1B,2B,3B
W, 9-2 @BOS
2B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 3-5 @CWS
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 2-1 vs TEX
SS
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 1-6 @ATL
CI
MI
IF
OF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 2-3 @SEA
OF
Heliot RamosSF - OF
W, 5-3 vs LAD
OF
OF
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
Util
Josh BellMIA - 1B
L, 0-2 @PHI
Util
Util
Paul DeJongCWS - SS
W, 5-3 vs COL
Util
L, 4-9 vs OAK
Util
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
W, 1-0 vs CIN
P
P
P
P
P
BN
Andy PagesLAD - OF
L, 3-5 @SF
BN
Wilmer FloresSF - 1B,3B
W, 5-3 vs LAD
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 1-2 @BAL
BN
BN
Sonny GraySTL - P
W, 1-0 vs CIN
BN
BN
Lance LynnSTL - P
W, 1-0 vs CIN
BN
Aaron NolaPHI - P
W, 2-0 vs MIA
IL

RedHawks

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 6-1 vs PIT
3B
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 4-2 vs CHC
CI
MI
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 3-10 @KC
IF
OF
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
W, 16-5 @TOR
OF
Mark CanhaDET - 1B,OF
L, 2-5 @LAA
OF
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
L, 1-6 @ATL
OF
Util
Util
Matt ChapmanSF - 3B
W, 5-3 vs LAD
Util
Zach NetoLAA - SS
W, 5-2 vs DET
Util
Util
P
P
P
P
P
Colin ReaMIL - P
W, 4-2 vs CHC
BN
BN
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 5-3 vs LAD
IL
W, 2-0 vs MIA
IL
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
W, 9-4 @AZ
IL
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 3-5 @SF
IL
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
W, 16-5 @TOR
IL
W, 6-1 vs PIT
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL
IL

RYaN'$ EXPre$$!!!

Pos
Player
C
Mitch GarverSEA - C
W, 3-2 vs MIN
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 2-0 vs MIA
2B
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 1-2 @BAL
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 2-0 vs MIA
SS
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 2-4 @MIL
CI
MI
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 2-7 @NYM
IF
W, 1-0 vs CIN
OF
W, 2-0 vs MIA
OF
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
W, 7-2 vs HOU
OF
OF
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 2-4 @MIL
OF
Util
Util
Util
W, 7-2 vs HOU
Util
Tyler O'NeillBOS - OF
L, 2-9 vs SD
Util
P
P
P
P
P
IL
Evan CarterTEX - OF
L, 1-2 @BAL
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 9-2 @BOS
IL
NA
NA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
L, 2-3 @SEA
BN
IL
IL
L, 4-9 vs OAK