Suck N’ Blow Vagina Time

Pos
Player
C
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
2B
3B
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 0-3 vs ATL
SS
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 4-6 vs SD
OF
OF
OF
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
W, 9-1 @DET
Util
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 2-5 @PHI
Util
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,OF
L, 0-5 @NYY
SP
Michael KopechCWS - SP,RP
L, 6-8 vs BAL
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
L, 0-5 @NYY
SP
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
L, 1-9 vs TOR
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
IL
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 4-6 vs SD
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 0-3 vs ATL
BN
IL
IL

Hollywood Swinging

Pos
Player
C
1B
Gavin SheetsCWS - 1B,OF
L, 6-8 vs BAL
2B
3B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
W, 10-9 vs COL
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
OF
OF
OF
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,SS,OF
L, 0-5 @NYY
Util
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
W, 8-6 @CWS
Util
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
SP
Luis GilNYY - SP
W, 5-0 vs SEA
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
L, 6-7 vs SF
IL
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 9-10 @OAK
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 2-5 @PHI
BN
BN
BN
BN
Bailey OberMIN - SP
IL
Merrill KellyAZ - SP
IL
Cody BradfordTEX - SP,RP
L, 2-5 @PHI

IL Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B
W, 5-2 vs TEX
3B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 4-6 vs SD
SS
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 6-7 vs SF
OF
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-0 vs SEA
OF
L, 1-9 vs TOR
OF
Util
Nathaniel LoweTEX - 1B
L, 2-5 @PHI
Util
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
L, 0-3 vs ATL
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
BN
BN
BN
IL
L, 0-3 vs ATL
IL

Manscaped

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 7-6 @PIT
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 5-2 vs TEX
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 9-1 @DET
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
OF
OF
Nick CastellanosPHI - OF
W, 5-2 vs TEX
Util
Util
SP
Martín PérezPIT - SP,RP
L, 6-7 vs SF
SP
SP
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
W, 6-4 @CIN
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 4-6 vs SD
IL
IL
DJ LeMahieuNYY - 1B,2B,3B
W, 5-0 vs SEA
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Devin WilliamsMIL - RP

Party Boys

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
W, 5-0 vs SEA
3B
Colt KeithDET - 2B,3B
L, 1-9 vs TOR
SS
L, 0-3 vs ATL
OF
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
W, 3-0 @CHC
OF
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 0-3 vs ATL
Util
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 9-10 @OAK
Util
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,OF
W, 6-4 @CIN
SP
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
W, 10-9 vs COL
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 3-0 @CHC
IL
W, 5-0 vs SEA
BN
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
L, 0-3 vs ATL
BN
BN
Casey MizeDET - SP
L, 1-9 vs TOR
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 0-3 vs ATL
BN
BN
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
BN
BN
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP

The Laser Show

Pos
Player
C
(Empty)
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 0-3 vs ATL
2B
(Empty)
3B
(Empty)
SS
(Empty)
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
W, 10-9 vs COL
OF
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
L, 6-7 vs SF
OF
(Empty)
Util
Will BensonCIN - OF
L, 4-6 vs SD
Util
(Empty)
SP
Zack WheelerPHI - SP
W, 5-2 vs TEX
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Justin TurnerTOR - 1B,2B,3B
W, 9-1 @DET
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
BN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 6-4 @CIN
BN
Garrett CrochetCWS - SP,RP
L, 6-8 vs BAL
BN
BN
Nathan EovaldiTEX - SP
L, 2-5 @PHI
BN
IL
IL
IL
Gerrit ColeNYY - SP
W, 5-0 vs SEA

The MotorBoaters

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 8-6 @CWS
SS
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 6-4 @CIN
OF
OF
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
W, 5-0 vs SEA
OF
Util
Util
W, 5-2 vs TEX
SP
SP
A.J. PukMIA - SP,RP
SP
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 5-2 vs TEX
IL
L, 6-8 vs BAL
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
BN
IL
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 4-6 vs SD
IL
Gavin WilliamsCLE - SP

The Players Club

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 6-4 @CIN
3B
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
W, 3-0 @CHC
OF
Luis MatosSF - OF
W, 7-6 @PIT
OF
Util
Colton CowserBAL - OF
W, 8-6 @CWS
Util
Mike TauchmanCHC - OF
L, 0-3 vs ATL
SP
SP
SP
JP SearsOAK - SP
W, 10-9 vs COL
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Zach EflinTB - SP
IL
John MeansBAL - SP
W, 8-6 @CWS
IL
IL
Max ScherzerTEX - SP
L, 2-5 @PHI

Woodhookers

Pos
Player
C
W, 5-2 vs TEX
1B
2B
L, 4-6 vs SD
3B
SS
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
W, 5-0 vs SEA
OF
OF
Util
Util
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 0-3 vs ATL
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
Alex LangeDET - RP
L, 1-9 vs TOR
P
Jon GrayTEX - SP
L, 2-5 @PHI
BN
BN
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 2-5 @PHI
BN
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
W, 10-9 vs COL
BN
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 8-6 @CWS
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN