Suck N’ Blow Vagina Time

Pos
Player
C
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 3-7 vs SD
2B
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 3-7 vs SD
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 4-11 @PHI
OF
OF
OF
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
Util
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
W, 9-2 vs CWS
Util
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
L, 0-1 @MIA
SP
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
L, 3-7 @NYY
SP
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
L, 3-8 @KC
RP
RP
P
BN
José CaballeroTB - 2B,SS
L, 5-8 vs BOS
BN
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
W, 8-5 @TB
IL
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 3-7 vs SD
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 3-7 vs SD
BN
Sonny GraySTL - SP
W, 5-4 vs BAL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 2-9 vs ATL
BN
Hunter BrownHOU - SP
L, 1-2 vs LAA
BN
IL
IL

Corncob TV Executives

Pos
Player
C
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 11-4 vs TEX
2B
3B
SS
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
OF
OF
Util
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
Util
Jon SingletonHOU - 1B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
SP
Chris PaddackMIN - SP,RP
W, 3-2 @WSH
SP
SP
Alek ManoahTOR - SP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 3-2 @WSH
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
IL
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 3-2 @WSH
BN
BN
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 9-2 @CHC
BN
Jason AdamTB - RP
L, 5-8 vs BOS
BN
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 5-8 vs BOS
BN
BN
IL
IL
L, 5-8 vs BOS
IL

Hollywood Swinging

Pos
Player
C
1B
Gavin SheetsCWS - 1B,OF
L, 2-9 @TOR
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 9-2 @CHC
3B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
L, 3-4 vs COL
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
L, 0-6 vs AZ
OF
OF
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
L, 3-6 @CLE
OF
Brandon MarshPHI - OF
W, 11-4 vs TEX
Util
Util
Andy PagesLAD - OF
L, 0-6 vs AZ
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
W, 8-3 vs DET
SP
SP
SP
Chris BassittTOR - SP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
RP
RP
P
BN
Danny JansenTOR - C
W, 9-2 vs CWS
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
W, 8-5 @TB
BN
L, 5-9 vs SF
IL
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
W, 4-3 @OAK
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 4-11 @PHI
BN
BN
BN
BN
Bailey OberMIN - SP
W, 3-2 @WSH
IL
Merrill KellyAZ - SP
W, 6-0 @LAD
IL
Cody BradfordTEX - SP,RP
L, 4-11 @PHI

IL Team

Pos
Player
C
Cal RaleighSEA - C
L, 3-7 @NYY
1B
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 11-4 vs TEX
3B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
L, 0-1 @MIA
SS
OF
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
L, 3-8 @KC
OF
L, 5-9 vs SF
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 5-9 vs SF
Util
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 3-7 vs SD
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
W, 7-3 vs SEA
BN
W, 3-2 @WSH
BN
BN
Nathaniel LoweTEX - 1B
L, 4-11 @PHI
BN
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
L, 2-9 vs ATL
IL
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 0-6 vs AZ
BN
Aaron CivaleTB - SP
L, 5-8 vs BOS
BN
W, 9-5 @PIT
BN
IL
L, 2-9 vs ATL
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
W, 9-5 @PIT

Manscaped

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 4-11 @PHI
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 9-2 @CHC
2B
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 11-4 vs TEX
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 9-2 vs CWS
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
L, 5-8 vs BOS
OF
OF
Nick CastellanosPHI - OF
W, 11-4 vs TEX
Util
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
L, 3-6 @CLE
Util
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
W, 1-0 vs MIL
SP
Martín PérezPIT - SP,RP
L, 5-9 vs SF
SP
SP
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
W, 7-3 @CIN
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
W, 7-3 @CIN
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
W, 9-2 vs CWS
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 3-7 vs SD
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
IL
DJ LeMahieuNYY - 1B,2B,3B
W, 7-3 vs SEA
BN
BN
Dean KremerBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
BN
BN
BN
IL
Devin WilliamsMIL - RP
L, 0-1 @MIA

Tequila and Root Beer

Pos
Player
C
1B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 5-8 vs BOS
2B
3B
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
L, 0-1 @MIA
OF
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
Tommy PhamCWS - OF
L, 2-9 @TOR
Util
Util
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
W, 6-0 @LAD
SP
SP
SP
L, 1-2 vs LAA
SP
(Empty)
RP
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
L, 3-6 @CLE
RP
P
BN
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
W, 6-3 vs NYM
BN
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
W, 5-4 vs BAL
BN
James WoodWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
IL
W, 5-4 vs BAL
BN
BN
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
W, 11-4 vs TEX
BN
Tanner BibeeCLE - SP
W, 6-3 vs NYM
BN
BN
Mitch KellerPIT - SP
L, 5-9 vs SF
BN
BN
IL

Party Boys

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
W, 7-3 vs SEA
3B
SS
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
W, 3-2 @WSH
OF
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
W, 9-2 @CHC
OF
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
L, 3-7 @NYY
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
Util
L, 2-3 vs MIN
Util
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
W, 4-3 @OAK
SP
Bryce MillerSEA - SP
L, 3-7 @NYY
SP
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
L, 2-9 vs ATL
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
RP
Clay HolmesNYY - RP
W, 7-3 vs SEA
P
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 3-4 vs COL
BN
BN
Colt KeithDET - 2B,3B
L, 3-8 @KC
BN
Dylan CrewsWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
BN
L, 2-9 vs ATL
IL
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 9-2 @CHC
IL
BN
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 2-9 vs ATL
BN
BN
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
W, 6-3 vs NYM
BN
BN
BN
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
L, 0-6 vs AZ

The Laser Show

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
2B
Justin TurnerTOR - 1B,2B,3B
W, 9-2 vs CWS
3B
W, 6-3 vs NYM
SS
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
W, 8-3 vs DET
OF
W, 1-0 vs MIL
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
L, 3-4 vs COL
Util
Max KeplerMIN - OF
W, 3-2 @WSH
Util
SP
SP
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
L, 0-6 vs AZ
SP
Jared JonesPIT - SP
L, 5-9 vs SF
SP
Brayan BelloBOS - SP
W, 8-5 @TB
RP
RP
P
BN
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
L, 5-9 vs SF
BN
Will BensonCIN - OF
L, 3-7 vs SD
BN
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
L, 2-3 vs MIN
BN
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL
Gerrit ColeNYY - SP
W, 7-3 vs SEA

The MFN Bang Bus

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 2-9 vs ATL
3B
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 6-3 vs NYM
SS
OF
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 5-4 vs BAL
OF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 3-2 @WSH
Util
Util
Byron BuxtonMIN - OF
W, 3-2 @WSH
SP
SP
SP
SP
W, 6-3 vs NYM
RP
RP
P
BN
Eloy JiménezCWS - OF
L, 2-9 @TOR
BN
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 9-2 @CHC
BN
BN
Steven KwanCLE - OF
W, 6-3 vs NYM
IL
BN
L, 1-2 vs LAA
BN
BN
BN
BN
Tanner ScottMIA - RP
W, 1-0 vs MIL
IL
Jacob deGromTEX - SP
L, 4-11 @PHI
IL
IL
L, 0-6 vs AZ

The MotorBoaters

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
W, 8-3 vs DET
1B
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
W, 7-3 vs SEA
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
L, 4-5 @STL
SS
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 7-3 @CIN
OF
OF
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
Jo AdellLAA - OF
W, 2-1 @HOU
Util
Util
W, 11-4 vs TEX
SP
Jalen BeeksCOL - SP,RP
W, 4-3 @OAK
SP
A.J. PukMIA - SP,RP
W, 1-0 vs MIL
SP
Nestor CortesNYY - SP
W, 7-3 vs SEA
SP
Kyle GibsonSTL - SP
W, 5-4 vs BAL
RP
Ryan HelsleySTL - RP
W, 5-4 vs BAL
RP
P
BN
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
BN
BN
BN
IL
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 11-4 vs TEX
IL
BN
BN
Pablo LópezMIN - SP
W, 3-2 @WSH
BN
José BerríosTOR - SP
W, 9-2 vs CWS
BN
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
L, 1-2 vs LAA
IL
IL
Gavin WilliamsCLE - SP
W, 6-3 vs NYM

The Players Club

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
W, 4-3 @OAK
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 7-3 @CIN
3B
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
L, 1-2 vs LAA
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
L, 2-3 vs MIN
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
W, 9-2 @CHC
OF
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
L, 3-6 @CLE
OF
Util
Colton CowserBAL - OF
L, 4-5 @STL
Util
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 5-8 vs BOS
SP
John MeansBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
SP
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 9-5 @PIT
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Mike TauchmanCHC - OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
BN
BN
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 8-5 @TB
BN
Kyle BradishBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
BN
BN
JP SearsOAK - SP
L, 3-4 vs COL
BN
BN
Walker BuehlerLAD - SP
L, 0-6 vs AZ
BN
IL
Zach EflinTB - SP
L, 5-8 vs BOS
IL
Tyler WellsBAL - SP
L, 4-5 @STL
IL
Max ScherzerTEX - SP
L, 4-11 @PHI

Woodhookers

Pos
Player
C
W, 11-4 vs TEX
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
W, 7-3 vs SEA
OF
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 1-2 vs LAA
OF
W, 9-2 vs CWS
Util
Jazz Chisholm Jr.MIA - OF
W, 1-0 vs MIL
Util
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 2-9 vs ATL
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
Alex LangeDET - RP
L, 3-8 @KC
P
BN
W, 5-4 vs BAL
BN
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 4-11 @PHI
BN
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
L, 3-4 vs COL
BN
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
L, 4-5 @STL
IL
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
L, 0-1 @MIA
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jesús LuzardoMIA - SP
W, 1-0 vs MIL