DENNIS SPACEJAMED MY POWERS

Pos
Player
C
Mitch GarverSEA - C
L, 1-5 vs MIN
1B
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
L, 6-9 vs HOU
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
L, 2-3 vs MIA
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 2-1 vs PIT
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
L, 3-5 vs CHC
OF
OF
OF
Ian HappCHC - OF
W, 5-3 @MIL
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
L, 1-8 vs WSH
Util
Util
SP
Jordan HicksSF - SP,RP
L, 7-14 vs LAD
SP
SP
Tobias MyersMIL - SP
L, 3-5 vs CHC
SP
Bryce MillerSEA - SP
L, 1-5 vs MIN
SP
RP
RP
BN
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
L, 2-3 vs MIA
IL
W, 2-1 vs PIT
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
NA

IL Count 7

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 9-6 @NYM
1B
2B
3B
Matt ChapmanSF - 3B
L, 7-14 vs LAD
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 8-1 @TB
OF
OF
OF
OF
Util
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 11-1 @BOS
Util
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
W, 9-4 @STL
SP
Yu DarvishSD - SP
W, 11-1 @BOS
SP
SP
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 9-6 @NYM
SP
SP
Tylor MegillNYM - SP
L, 6-9 vs HOU
RP
RP
Carson SpiersCIN - SP,RP
W, 9-4 @STL
BN
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
W, 9-6 @NYM
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 14-7 @SF
BN
BN
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 5-1 @SEA
BN
BN
José SorianoLAA - SP,RP
W, 6-5 vs DET
BN
IL

Othani Sportsbook Advisors PC

Pos
Player
C
W, 6-5 vs DET
1B
2B
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 6-5 vs DET
3B
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
L, 2-7 vs CLE
SS
OF
OF
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
W, 6-5 vs TEX
OF
L, 2-3 vs MIA
OF
Jorge SolerSF - OF
L, 7-14 vs LAD
Util
Util
Gleyber TorresNYY - 2B
L, 3-9 @TOR
SP
Jon GrayTEX - SP
L, 5-6 @BAL
SP
SP
Lance LynnSTL - SP
L, 4-9 vs CIN
SP
SP
RP
RP
BN
IL
L, 2-3 vs MIA
BN
BN
BN
BN
Zack LittellTB - SP,RP
L, 1-8 vs WSH
BN
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
L, 7-14 vs LAD

The Cade Povich Show

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 1-8 vs WSH
3B
SS
L, 6-9 vs HOU
OF
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
L, 6-9 vs HOU
OF
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
L, 3-9 @TOR
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 4-9 vs CIN
Util
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 9-4 @STL
Util
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
L, 1-5 vs MIN
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
BN
IL
L, 2-3 vs MIA
BN
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
L, 1-11 vs SD
BN
BN
BN
BN
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
L, 5-6 @LAA
IL
Ryan WeathersMIA - SP
W, 3-2 @PHI
IL
W, 3-0 vs OAK
NA

Can't drop Won't drop

Pos
Player
C
1B
W, 6-5 vs TEX
2B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
L, 4-9 vs CIN
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
L, 1-11 vs SD
SS
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 5-6 @BAL
OF
OF
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
L, 6-9 vs HOU
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 6-5 vs DET
OF
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 3-11 @CWS
Util
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
L, 1-5 vs MIN
Util
Juan SotoNYY - OF
L, 3-9 @TOR
SP
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
W, 2-1 vs PIT
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
L, 6-9 vs HOU
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL
Dean KremerBAL - SP
W, 6-5 vs TEX
NA

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Pos
Player
C
Cal RaleighSEA - C
L, 1-5 vs MIN
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
W, 5-3 @MIL
2B
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
W, 3-0 vs OAK
3B
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 5-1 @SEA
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 9-3 vs NYY
OF
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
W, 5-3 @MIL
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
David HamiltonBOS - 2B,SS
L, 1-11 vs SD
SP
SP
Zach EflinTB - SP
L, 1-8 vs WSH
SP
SP
SP
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
L, 2-3 vs MIA
RP
RP
BN
Miguel RojasLAD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 14-7 @SF
IL
L, 6-9 vs HOU
BN
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 1-8 vs WSH
BN
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 3-9 @TOR
BN
DJ HerzWSH - SP
W, 8-1 @TB
BN
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
L, 7-14 vs LAD
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 1-5 vs MIN
NA

Steve Cohen’s Wasteful Wallet

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 vs CHC
3B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 3-11 @CWS
SS
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
L, 2-3 vs MIA
OF
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
L, 1-11 vs SD
OF
OF
Heliot RamosSF - OF
L, 7-14 vs LAD
Util
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
L, 3-9 @TOR
Util
SP
Colin ReaMIL - SP
L, 3-5 vs CHC
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
BN
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
L, 6-9 vs HOU
IL
Evan CarterTEX - OF
L, 5-6 @BAL
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 5-6 @BAL
BN
BN
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
W, 7-2 @KC
BN
BN
BN
NA

Free Palestinian Gays

Pos
Player
C
1B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 1-8 vs WSH
2B
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 5-6 @BAL
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 2-3 vs MIA
SS
OF
OF
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,OF
L, 5-6 @LAA
OF
OF
Util
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-1 @SEA
Util
SP
SP
Andrew HeaneyTEX - SP,RP
L, 5-6 @BAL
SP
SP
SP
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
W, 5-3 @MIL
RP
RP
BN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 11-1 @BOS
BN
BN
BN
Kyle GibsonSTL - SP
L, 4-9 vs CIN
BN
BN
Seth LugoKC - SP
L, 2-7 vs CLE
IL
IL

Where Ya Gonna Go?

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
L, 2-7 vs CLE
1B
L, 4-9 vs CIN
2B
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
L, 7-14 vs LAD
3B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 11-1 @BOS
SS
Bobby Witt Jr.KC - SS
L, 2-7 vs CLE
OF
OF
W, 9-3 vs NYY
OF
OF
Util
Util
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
W, 9-4 @STL
SP
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 2-1 vs PIT
SP
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 8-1 @TB
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
W, 11-1 @BOS
SP
RP
RP
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Chris PaddackMIN - SP,RP
W, 5-1 @SEA
IL
Zac GallenAZ - SP
W, 3-0 vs OAK

OK GO BACK TO NOT BEING HURT

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 2-1 vs PIT
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 6-5 vs TEX
SS
OF
OF
OF
L, 3-5 vs CHC
OF
Steven KwanCLE - OF
W, 7-2 @KC
Util
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 6-5 vs TEX
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
L, 2-7 vs CLE
SP
W, 11-3 vs COL
RP
RP
BN
BN
Bailey OberMIN - SP
W, 5-1 @SEA
BN
BN
BN
BN
Dane DunningTEX - SP,RP
L, 5-6 @BAL
IL
IL
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
L, 6-9 vs HOU

Ineffective List

Pos
Player
C
1B
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
L, 3-5 vs CHC
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 9-6 @NYM
3B
SS
OF
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
W, 7-2 @KC
OF
OF
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
W, 3-0 vs OAK
OF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,OF
L, 4-9 vs CIN
Util
Util
SP
SP
Chris BassittTOR - SP
W, 9-3 vs NYY
SP
SP
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
L, 4-9 vs CIN
RP
RP
BN
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 2-1 vs PIT
IL
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
W, 14-7 @SF
NA
BN
Jack FlahertyDET - SP
L, 5-6 @LAA
BN
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
W, 2-1 vs PIT
BN
BN
IL
IL
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 9-3 vs NYY

BYE WEEK

Pos
Player
C
(Empty)
1B
(Empty)
2B
(Empty)
3B
(Empty)
SS
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
OF
(Empty)
Util
(Empty)
Util
(Empty)
SP
Connor PhillipsCIN - SP
W, 9-4 @STL
SP
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
(Empty)
RP
(Empty)
BN
Tristin EnglishAZ - 1B,3B,OF
W, 3-0 vs OAK
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
Josh WalkerNYM - RP
L, 6-9 vs HOU
BN
BN
BN
BN