Saints

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 2-6 vs MIL
3B
W, 6-5 vs TOR
SS
MI
IF
Wenceel PérezDET - 2B,CF,RF
W, 11-2 vs CWS
LF
Juan SotoNYY - LF,RF
L, 1-3 vs ATL
CF
Adolis GarcíaTEX - CF,RF
W, 4-0 vs KC
RF
Alex VerdugoNYY - LF,RF
L, 1-3 vs ATL
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
W, 8-1 vs BAL
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
Yimi GarcíaTOR - RP
L, 5-6 @CLE
RP
P
Spencer TurnbullPHI - SP,RP
W, 4-1 vs AZ
P
P
P
BN
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,LF
L, 5-6 @CLE
BN
BN
Bryce MillerSEA - SP
L, 4-6 @MIA
BN
BN
Yu DarvishSD - SP
L, 2-6 vs MIL
IL
IL
A.J. MinterATL - RP
W, 3-1 @NYY

BALCO Le Braun

Pos
Player
C
1B
W, 11-2 vs CWS
2B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
L, 0-3 vs MIN
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
W, 7-4 @CIN
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,RF
MI
IF
Connor JoePIT - 1B,LF,RF
L, 1-3 vs TB
LF
CF
Chas McCormickHOU - LF,CF,RF
W, 8-1 vs BAL
RF
Mitch HanigerSEA - LF,RF
L, 4-6 @MIA
Util
Seiya SuzukiCHC - RF
L, 2-5 vs NYM
SP
Pablo LópezMIN - SP
W, 3-0 @OAK
SP
Aaron NolaPHI - SP
W, 4-1 vs AZ
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
W, 6-4 vs SEA
P
BN
L, 2-6 vs MIL
BN
BN
Colton CowserBAL - LF,CF,RF
L, 1-8 @HOU
BN
BN
Jake FraleyCIN - LF,RF
L, 4-7 vs BOS
IL
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 4-7 vs BOS
IL
IL
NA

Braves Frenzy

Pos
Player
C
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
W, 6-5 vs TOR
2B
3B
L, 1-3 vs TB
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 2-1 @COL
MI
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 @STL
IF
LF
W, 8-1 vs BAL
CF
RF
Jorge SolerSF - RF
L, 3-5 @STL
Util
SP
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 3-1 @NYY
SP
RP
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
L, 5-6 @CLE
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
W, 5-2 @CHC
BN
Jose SiriTB - CF
W, 3-1 @PIT
BN
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 1-2 vs WSH
BN
BN
Sal FrelickMIL - LF,CF,RF
W, 6-2 @SD

Degenerates

Pos
Player
C
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 3-1 @NYY
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 2-6 vs MIL
3B
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 3-0 @OAK
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
W, 4-0 vs KC
MI
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 5-6 @CLE
IF
Josh JungTEX - 3B
W, 4-0 vs KC
LF
CF
RF
Util
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
L, 0-4 @TEX
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
Louie VarlandMIN - SP,RP
W, 3-0 @OAK
P
P
P
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 4-7 vs BOS
P
BN
BN
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,RF
BN
Brandon LoweTB - 2B
W, 3-1 @PIT
BN
Will BensonCIN - LF,CF,RF
L, 4-7 vs BOS
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
W, 7-4 @CIN

Ethan

Pos
Player
C
1B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 4-1 vs AZ
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 3-1 @NYY
3B
L, 2-6 vs MIL
SS
MI
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,CF
W, 7-4 @CIN
IF
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
W, 3-0 @OAK
LF
Brent RookerOAK - LF,RF
L, 0-3 vs MIN
CF
Tyler O'NeillBOS - LF,CF,RF
W, 7-4 @CIN
RF
Riley GreeneDET - LF,CF,RF
W, 11-2 vs CWS
Util
Amed RosarioTB - 2B,3B,SS,RF
W, 3-1 @PIT
SP
SP
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 4-6 @MIA
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
L, 1-8 @HOU
P
P
BN
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
L, 1-3 vs TB
BN
BN
BN
W, 6-5 vs TOR
IL
Kerry CarpenterDET - LF,RF
W, 11-2 vs CWS
IL
IL
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
L, 2-6 vs MIL
IL

Grandma AYA

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 8-1 vs BAL
1B
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
L, 1-3 vs ATL
2B
3B
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
SS
MI
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
W, 4-0 vs KC
IF
L, 1-2 vs WSH
LF
J.D. MartinezNYM - LF
W, 5-2 @CHC
CF
RF
Util
L, 1-3 vs ATL
SP
Logan WebbSF - SP
L, 3-5 @STL
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 3-0 @OAK
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Evan CarterTEX - LF,RF
W, 4-0 vs KC
BN
BN
Nick SenzelWSH - 3B,LF,CF,RF
W, 2-1 @COL
IL
IL
Kris BryantCOL - 1B,RF
L, 1-2 vs WSH
NA
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
L, 1-8 @HOU
BN
IL
Frankie MontasCIN - SP,RP
L, 4-7 vs BOS
IL

Halfarms

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
L, 2-6 vs MIL
3B
SS
MI
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
W, 5-3 vs SF
IF
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,LF,CF,RF
W, 11-2 vs CWS
LF
Bryan ReynoldsPIT - LF,CF,RF
L, 1-3 vs TB
CF
JJ BledayOAK - LF,CF,RF
L, 0-3 vs MIN
RF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,LF,RF
W, 5-3 vs SF
Util
Lane ThomasWSH - CF,RF
W, 2-1 @COL
SP
SP
SP
RP
Josh HaderHOU - RP
W, 8-1 vs BAL
RP
RP
P
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
W, 7-4 @CIN
P
P
Yusei KikuchiTOR - SP
L, 5-6 @CLE
P
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
W, 6-5 vs TOR
BN
BN
David FryCLE - C,1B,LF,RF
W, 6-5 vs TOR
BN
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,CF,RF
L, 2-5 vs NYM
BN
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,LF,RF
L, 1-2 vs WSH
BN
Orelvis MartinezTOR - 2B,3B,SS
L, 5-6 @CLE
IL
W, 4-1 vs AZ
IL
L, 1-2 vs WSH
NA
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
L, 3-5 @STL
IL
NA
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 2-5 vs NYM

Manfred has a micropenis

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 8-1 vs BAL
3B
SS
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
W, 8-1 vs BAL
MI
IF
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 3-1 @NYY
LF
CF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,LF,CF
W, 3-0 @OAK
RF
Bryan De La CruzMIA - LF,RF
W, 6-4 vs SEA
Util
Heliot RamosSF - LF,CF,RF
L, 3-5 @STL
SP
SP
SP
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 2-1 @COL
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Jake BurgerMIA - 1B,3B
W, 6-4 vs SEA
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - RF
W, 8-1 vs BAL
IL
Wilyer AbreuBOS - LF,CF,RF
W, 7-4 @CIN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL

Mauer is MVP

Pos
Player
C
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 4-1 vs AZ
2B
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,LF
L, 4-6 @MIA
3B
SS
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 4-7 vs BOS
MI
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
L, 1-3 vs TB
IF
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,LF,CF,RF
L, 4-6 @MIA
LF
Ian HappCHC - LF
L, 2-5 vs NYM
CF
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,CF
L, 2-6 vs MIL
RF
L, 2-6 vs MIL
Util
SP
Nestor CortesNYY - SP
L, 1-3 vs ATL
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
David BednarPIT - RP
L, 1-3 vs TB
P
P
P
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 2-5 vs NYM
BN
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 4-1 vs AZ
BN
BN
BN
IL
Mike TroutLAA - CF
BN
IL
W, 8-1 vs BAL
IL
L, 1-3 vs ATL
IL
L, 1-4 @PHI

Ohtani the goat

Pos
Player
C
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 3-1 @NYY
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,CF,RF
L, 2-5 vs NYM
2B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
W, 5-3 vs SF
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 3-1 @PIT
SS
MI
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
L, 1-3 vs ATL
IF
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 7-4 @CIN
LF
Randy ArozarenaTB - LF,CF
W, 3-1 @PIT
CF
Aaron JudgeNYY - CF,RF
L, 1-3 vs ATL
RF
Josh LoweTB - CF,RF
W, 3-1 @PIT
Util
W, 4-0 vs KC
SP
SP
W, 8-1 vs BAL
SP
W, 6-4 vs SEA
RP
RP
RP
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
W, 3-1 @PIT
P
P
P
P
BN
Steven KwanCLE - LF
W, 6-5 vs TOR
BN
TJ FriedlCIN - LF,CF
L, 4-7 vs BOS
BN
José AbreuHOU - 1B
W, 8-1 vs BAL
BN
L, 0-4 @TEX
BN

Krazy Eyez Killas

Pos
Player
C
1B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 5-2 @CHC
2B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,LF
L, 4-7 vs BOS
3B
SS
MI
J.P. CrawfordSEA - SS
L, 4-6 @MIA
IF
LF
W, 4-1 vs AZ
CF
Brandon NimmoNYM - LF,CF
W, 5-2 @CHC
RF
Miguel AndujarOAK - LF,RF
L, 0-3 vs MIN
Util
Marcell OzunaATL - LF
W, 3-1 @NYY
SP
SP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 0-3 vs MIN
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
W, 5-3 vs SF
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 8-1 vs BAL
P
BN
BN
BN
Brenton DoyleCOL - CF
L, 1-2 vs WSH
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
L, 2-6 vs MIL
NA
BN
BN
IL
NA
Shane BazTB - SP
W, 3-1 @PIT
NA

An eerie expert

Pos
Player
C
Cal RaleighSEA - C
L, 4-6 @MIA
1B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 4-7 vs BOS
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 2-5 vs NYM
3B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 3-1 @PIT
SS
L, 2-5 vs NYM
MI
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 6-2 @SD
IF
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 5-2 @CHC
LF
Jarren DuranBOS - LF,CF
W, 7-4 @CIN
CF
Corbin CarrollAZ - LF,CF,RF
L, 1-4 @PHI
RF
Util
SP
SP
SP
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
L, 1-3 vs TB
RP
RP
RP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
L, 2-6 vs MIL
P
P
P
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
W, 5-2 @CHC
P
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 4-7 vs BOS
NA
L, 1-3 vs ATL
NA
L, 1-4 @PHI
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 5-2 @CHC
IL
IL
Cody PoteetNYY - SP,RP
L, 1-3 vs ATL