Saints

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 6-4 @TEX
3B
L, 2-8 vs CWS
SS
MI
Zach NetoLAA - SS
L, 0-5 @OAK
IF
Wenceel PérezDET - 2B,CF,RF
W, 9-2 @MIN
LF
Juan SotoNYY - LF,RF
L, 2-3 vs CIN
CF
Adolis GarcíaTEX - CF,RF
L, 4-6 vs SD
RF
Alex VerdugoNYY - LF,RF
L, 2-3 vs CIN
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
W, 9-2 @TOR
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
Yimi GarcíaTOR - RP
L, 2-9 vs HOU
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,LF
L, 2-9 vs HOU
BN
BN
BN
BN
Yu DarvishSD - SP
W, 6-4 @TEX
IL
Spencer TurnbullPHI - SP,RP
W, 5-3 @CHC
IL

BALCO Le Braun

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
W, 5-0 vs LAA
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
W, 7-2 @MIA
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,RF
L, 4-12 vs AZ
MI
IF
Connor JoePIT - 1B,LF,RF
W, 5-4 vs STL
LF
Taylor WardLAA - LF
L, 0-5 @OAK
CF
Chas McCormickHOU - LF,CF,RF
W, 9-2 @TOR
RF
Mitch HanigerSEA - LF,RF
L, 1-4 vs BAL
Util
Seiya SuzukiCHC - RF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
SP
SP
SP
RP
Jhoan DuranMIN - RP
L, 2-9 vs DET
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
Bailey OberMIN - SP
L, 2-9 vs DET
BN
W, 6-4 @TEX
BN
BN
Colton CowserBAL - LF,CF,RF
W, 4-1 @SEA
BN
BN
Jake FraleyCIN - LF,RF
W, 3-2 @NYY
IL
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
W, 3-2 @NYY
IL
IL
NA

Braves Frenzy

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
L, 4-12 vs AZ
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
L, 2-8 vs CWS
2B
3B
W, 5-4 vs STL
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 7-5 vs NYM
MI
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
L, 1-3 @ATL
IF
L, 4-6 vs SD
LF
CF
RF
Util
SP
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 3-1 vs SF
SP
RP
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
L, 2-9 vs HOU
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
L, 5-7 @WSH
BN
BN
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 0-3 vs MIL
BN
BN
Sal FrelickMIL - LF,CF,RF
W, 3-0 @COL

Degenerates

Pos
Player
C
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
W, 4-2 vs TB
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 6-4 @TEX
3B
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
L, 2-9 vs DET
SS
MI
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 2-9 vs HOU
IF
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 4-6 vs SD
LF
CF
RF
Util
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
W, 4-2 vs TB
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
W, 3-2 @NYY
P
BN
BN
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,RF
L, 0-5 @OAK
BN
BN
Will BensonCIN - LF,CF,RF
W, 3-2 @NYY
BN
Vaughn GrissomBOS - 2B,SS
W, 7-2 @MIA

Ethan

Pos
Player
C
1B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 5-3 @CHC
2B
3B
SS
MI
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
W, 5-4 vs STL
IF
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
L, 2-9 vs DET
LF
Brent RookerOAK - LF,RF
W, 5-0 vs LAA
CF
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,CF
W, 7-2 @MIA
RF
Riley GreeneDET - LF,CF,RF
W, 9-2 @MIN
Util
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
W, 3-1 vs SF
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Maikel GarciaKC - 2B,3B,SS
W, 4-2 vs TB
BN
Tyler O'NeillBOS - LF,CF,RF
W, 7-2 @MIA
BN
Daulton VarshoTOR - LF,CF
L, 2-9 vs HOU
IL
Kerry CarpenterDET - LF,RF
W, 9-2 @MIN
BN
IL
Joe MusgroveSD - SP
W, 6-4 @TEX
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 1-4 vs BAL

Grandma AYA

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 9-2 @TOR
1B
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
L, 2-3 vs CIN
2B
3B
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
L, 4-12 vs AZ
SS
MI
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 4-6 vs SD
IF
LF
CF
RF
Util
L, 2-3 vs CIN
SP
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
L, 2-9 vs DET
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Evan CarterTEX - LF,RF
L, 4-6 vs SD
BN
BN
Nick SenzelWSH - 3B,LF,CF,RF
W, 7-5 vs NYM
IL
Byron BuxtonMIN - CF
L, 2-9 vs DET
IL
Kris BryantCOL - 1B,RF
L, 0-3 vs MIL
NA
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 4-1 @SEA
BN
IL
IL
Gerrit ColeNYY - SP
L, 2-3 vs CIN

Halfarms

Pos
Player
C
David FryCLE - C,1B,LF,RF
L, 2-8 vs CWS
1B
2B
3B
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,LF
L, 4-6 vs SD
SS
MI
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
L, 4-5 @PIT
IF
L, 0-3 vs MIL
LF
Bryan ReynoldsPIT - LF,CF,RF
W, 5-4 vs STL
CF
Lane ThomasWSH - CF,RF
W, 7-5 vs NYM
RF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,LF,RF
L, 4-5 @PIT
Util
JJ BledayOAK - LF,CF,RF
W, 5-0 vs LAA
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
L, 2-8 vs CWS
P
P
BN
BN
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,CF,RF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
BN
BN
L, 1-4 vs BAL
IL
W, 5-3 @CHC
NA
BN
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
W, 7-2 @MIA
IL
IL
IL
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 3-5 vs PHI

Manfred has a micropenis

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 9-2 @TOR
3B
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
L, 4-5 @PIT
SS
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
W, 9-2 @TOR
MI
L, 2-3 vs CIN
IF
LF
Teoscar HernándezLAD - LF,RF
L, 4-12 vs AZ
CF
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,LF,CF
L, 2-9 vs DET
RF
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,LF,RF
L, 4-5 @PIT
Util
SP
Jordan HicksSF - SP,RP
L, 1-3 @ATL
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Heliot RamosSF - LF,CF,RF
L, 1-3 @ATL
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - RF
W, 9-2 @TOR
BN
BN
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 7-5 vs NYM
BN
BN
IL

Mauer is MVP

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 4-6 vs SD
1B
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 3-0 @COL
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 5-3 @CHC
3B
SS
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
W, 3-2 @NYY
MI
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
W, 5-4 vs STL
IF
LF
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,LF,CF,RF
L, 1-4 vs BAL
CF
RF
Max KeplerMIN - RF
L, 2-9 vs DET
Util
Ian HappCHC - LF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
Mitch SpenceOAK - SP,RP
W, 5-0 vs LAA
P
P
BN
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
W, 5-0 vs LAA
BN
BN
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,LF
L, 1-4 vs BAL
BN
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
W, 5-3 @CHC
IL
IL
Mike TroutLAA - CF
L, 0-5 @OAK
BN
IL
David BednarPIT - RP
W, 5-4 vs STL
IL

Ohtani the goat

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,CF,RF
L, 3-5 vs PHI
2B
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
L, 4-5 @PIT
3B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 2-4 @KC
SS
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
W, 5-3 @CHC
MI
IF
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 7-2 @MIA
LF
CF
Aaron JudgeNYY - CF,RF
L, 2-3 vs CIN
RF
Josh LoweTB - CF,RF
L, 2-4 @KC
Util
L, 4-6 vs SD
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
RP
P
P
P
L, 1-3 @ATL
P
BN
Steven KwanCLE - LF
L, 2-8 vs CWS
BN
TJ FriedlCIN - LF,CF
W, 3-2 @NYY
BN
BN
W, 4-2 vs TB
BN

Krazy Eyez Killas

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,LF
W, 3-2 @NYY
3B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
L, 5-7 @WSH
SS
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 4-1 @SEA
MI
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 4-1 @SEA
IF
LF
Marcell OzunaATL - LF
W, 3-1 vs SF
CF
Brenton DoyleCOL - CF
L, 0-3 vs MIL
RF
Miguel AndujarOAK - LF,RF
W, 5-0 vs LAA
Util
SP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
W, 5-0 vs LAA
SP
SP
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 9-2 @TOR
RP
RP
Chad GreenTOR - RP
L, 2-9 vs HOU
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
Brandon NimmoNYM - LF,CF
L, 5-7 @WSH
BN
J.P. CrawfordSEA - SS
L, 1-4 vs BAL
IL
W, 5-3 @CHC
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 6-4 @TEX
NA
BN
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 2-3 vs CIN
BN
BN
IL
NA
NA

An eerie expert

Pos
Player
C
1B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 2-4 @KC
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 vs PHI
3B
SS
MI
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 3-0 @COL
IF
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
L, 5-7 @WSH
LF
Jarren DuranBOS - LF,CF
W, 7-2 @MIA
CF
Corbin CarrollAZ - LF,CF,RF
W, 12-4 @LAD
RF
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,RF
W, 4-1 @SEA
Util
SP
SP
Jared JonesPIT - SP
W, 5-4 vs STL
SP
RP
RP
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
L, 5-7 @WSH
RP
P
P
P
Ryne StanekSEA - RP
L, 1-4 vs BAL
P
BN
NA
NA
BN
Jack FlahertyDET - SP
W, 9-2 @MIN
BN
BN
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
W, 5-4 vs STL
BN
IL
IL
W, 3-0 @COL
IL
Cody PoteetNYY - SP,RP
L, 2-3 vs CIN
IL