Ministry of Snark

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 1-5 @SF
2B
3B
W, 9-7 vs WSH
SS
W, 9-7 vs NYY
OF
W, 9-7 vs WSH
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
L, 7-9 @NYM
OF
Jordan WalkerSTL - OF
PPD vs ATL
Util
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
L, 1-4 @DET
Util
Jorge SolerSF - OF
W, 5-1 vs CHC
SP
Kevin GausmanTOR - SP
W, 9-4 @BOS
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
Shane BazTB - SP
W, 11-3 vs SEA
P
BN
BN
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
W, 9-7 vs NYY
BN
W, 9-7 vs NYY
BN
BN
Nick LodoloCIN - SP
L, 5-9 vs PIT

Tense Times

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
W, 4-3 @CWS
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
L, 1-4 @DET
2B
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 2-5 @HOU
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
L, 8-10 vs CLE
SS
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
PPD vs ATL
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 7-5 vs OAK
OF
Util
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
L, 1-4 @DET
Util
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
W, 9-7 vs WSH
SP
Garrett CrochetCWS - SP,RP
L, 3-4 vs LAD
SP
RP
RP
P
P
Erick FeddeCWS - SP
L, 3-4 vs LAD
P
P
BN
Brent RookerOAK - OF
L, 5-7 @LAA
BN
BN
BN
BN
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 7-9 @NYM
IL
L, 5-7 @LAA

Spo’s 2024

Pos
Player
C
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 5-9 vs PIT
2B
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 3-1 vs TEX
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
L, 8-10 vs CLE
SS
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
L, 1-2 vs MIA
OF
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
L, 7-9 @SD
OF
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 1-5 @SF
OF
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 3-11 @TB
Util
Util
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
PPD vs ATL
SP
RP
RP
Josh HaderHOU - RP
W, 5-2 vs COL
P
P
P
P
BN
Matt ChapmanSF - 3B
W, 5-1 vs CHC
BN
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
W, 9-5 @CIN
BN
IL
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
W, 5-2 vs COL
BN
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
W, 11-3 vs SEA
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 5-2 vs COL

Sickness2

Pos
Player
C
Tyler SoderstromOAK - C,1B
L, 5-7 @LAA
1B
2B
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 11-3 vs SEA
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
PPD @STL
SS
L, 1-2 vs MIA
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
Max FriedATL - SP
PPD @STL
SP
Hunter GreeneCIN - SP
L, 5-9 vs PIT
RP
RP
P
Ryan HelsleySTL - RP
PPD vs ATL
P
P
P
BN
IL
BN
BN
BN
Reese OlsonDET - SP
W, 4-1 vs PHI
BN
IL

⛓HARVEST TIME⛓️

Pos
Player
C
1B
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 9-7 vs NYY
2B
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
L, 5-7 @LAA
3B
SS
Jackson MerrillSD - SS,OF
W, 9-7 vs WSH
OF
OF
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
L, 4-9 vs TOR
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
L, 7-9 @SD
Util
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
L, 4-5 @AZ
Util
SP
Chris SaleATL - SP
PPD @STL
SP
Cole IrvinBAL - SP,RP
L, 8-10 vs CLE
RP
RP
P
P
P
Seth LugoKC - SP
L, 1-2 vs MIA
P
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 1-5 @SF
BN
BN
Wilyer AbreuBOS - OF
L, 4-9 vs TOR
IL
L, 7-9 @NYM
BN
Sean ManaeaNYM - SP,RP
W, 9-7 vs NYY
BN
BN
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 5-1 vs CHC

Dick's Definitive Team

Pos
Player
C
W, 5-4 vs MIN
1B
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
L, 4-9 vs TOR
2B
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
W, 4-3 @CWS
3B
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 1-3 @MIL
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
W, 11-3 vs SEA
OF
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 5-9 vs PIT
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
W, 4-1 vs PHI
Util
Util
W, 4-1 vs PHI
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
W, 4-1 vs PHI
SP
Logan WebbSF - SP
W, 5-1 vs CHC
RP
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
L, 4-9 vs TOR
RP
P
Joe RyanMIN - SP
L, 4-5 @AZ
P
W, 4-3 @CWS
P
P
BN
L, 5-9 vs PIT
BN
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
W, 9-7 vs NYY
BN
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
PPD vs ATL
BN
BN
Trevor StoryBOS - SS
L, 4-9 vs TOR

bEASTs

Pos
Player
C
Connor WongBOS - C
L, 4-9 vs TOR
1B
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
W, 9-5 @CIN
2B
Isiah Kiner-FalefaTOR - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 9-4 @BOS
3B
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
W, 9-7 vs WSH
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 9-4 @BOS
OF
OF
W, 3-1 vs TEX
OF
Steven KwanCLE - OF
W, 10-8 @BAL
Util
Tommy PhamCWS - OF
L, 3-4 vs LAD
Util
SP
SP
Yu DarvishSD - SP
W, 9-7 vs WSH
RP
RP
P
P
P
Dane DunningTEX - SP,RP
L, 1-3 @MIL
P
BN
BN
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
L, 7-9 @NYM
BN
L, 4-9 vs TOR
BN
Ji Hwan BaePIT - 2B,OF
W, 9-5 @CIN
IL
Lars NootbaarSTL - OF
PPD vs ATL
IL
Tommy EdmanSTL - 2B,SS,OF
PPD vs ATL
BN
IL
Shintaro FujinamiNYM - SP,RP
W, 9-7 vs NYY
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 9-7 vs NYY

Skenes Cruz’n

Pos
Player
C
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
W, 10-8 @BAL
2B
Marcus SemienTEX - 2B
L, 1-3 @MIL
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 5-9 vs PIT
SS
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
PPD vs ATL
OF
L, 1-4 @DET
OF
OF
W, 5-4 vs MIN
Util
Tyler O'NeillBOS - OF
L, 4-9 vs TOR
Util
PPD vs ATL
SP
W, 5-4 vs MIN
SP
Mitch KellerPIT - SP
W, 9-5 @CIN
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
BN
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 4-3 @CWS
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 7-5 vs OAK
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL

Fernando's Neat Team

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 5-2 vs COL
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
PPD @STL
2B
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 1-5 @SF
3B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 11-3 vs SEA
SS
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 5-1 vs CHC
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
W, 5-4 vs MIN
SP
Hunter BrownHOU - SP
W, 5-2 vs COL
SP
RP
PPD @STL
RP
P
P
P
P
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
W, 9-7 vs WSH
BN
BN
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 2-5 @HOU
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 1-3 @MIL
BN
BN
IL
Bryan WooSEA - SP
L, 3-11 @TB
IL
IL

Syd333

Pos
Player
C
1B
PPD vs ATL
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 5-2 vs COL
3B
Jeimer CandelarioCIN - 1B,3B
L, 5-9 vs PIT
SS
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
L, 7-9 @NYM
OF
OF
Util
Util
SP
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
W, 4-3 @CWS
SP
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
PPD @STL
RP
RP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 5-7 @LAA
P
P
P
P
BN
Andrew VaughnCWS - 1B
L, 3-4 vs LAD
BN
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 3-1 vs TEX
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
W, 9-7 vs WSH
BN
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
L, 1-2 vs MIA
BN
BN
IL
W, 5-2 vs COL

BNBunters

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
PPD @STL
3B
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
W, 5-2 vs COL
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 3-1 vs TEX
OF
OF
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 7-5 vs OAK
OF
Util
Util
SP
Brayan BelloBOS - SP
L, 4-9 vs TOR
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
P
W, 7-5 vs OAK
BN
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 7-9 @NYM
BN
BN
Amed RosarioTB - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 11-3 vs SEA
BN
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
PPD vs ATL
BN
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
W, 9-7 vs NYY
IL
W, 5-4 vs MIN

The Dingleberries

Pos
Player
C
1B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 1-4 @DET
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
W, 9-7 vs WSH
3B
Willi CastroMIN - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 4-5 @AZ
SS
OF
Anthony SantanderBAL - 1B,OF
L, 8-10 vs CLE
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
L, 4-9 vs TOR
OF
Heliot RamosSF - OF
W, 5-1 vs CHC
Util
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
W, 9-5 @CIN
SP
SP
RP
RP
(Empty)
P
P
P
P
BN
BN
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
L, 7-9 @NYM
BN
Alec BurlesonSTL - 1B,OF
PPD vs ATL
BN
BN
IL
David BednarPIT - RP
W, 9-5 @CIN
IL
Zac GallenAZ - SP
W, 5-4 vs MIN
IL
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 9-4 @BOS
IL