Suck N’ Blow Vagina Time

Pos
Player
C
Tyler SoderstromOAK - C,1B
PPD @MIN
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 1-3 @MIL
2B
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 1-3 @MIL
SS
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
Bot 6, 5-2 vs NYY
OF
OF
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
W, 5-0 vs CLE
Util
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
W, 5-1 vs STL
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
Top 7, 4-1 vs TEX
RP
RP
P
BN
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 3-1 vs CIN
BN
BN
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,OF
Top 7, 4-1 vs TEX
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 1-3 @MIL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 4-0 vs MIA
BN
BN
IL
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
W, 5-1 vs STL

Corncob TV Executives

Pos
Player
C
1B
Bryce HarperPHI - 1B
L, 2-6 @BAL
2B
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 6-2 vs PHI
SS
OF
OF
OF
L, 5-13 vs DET
Util
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
L, 1-5 @CHC
Util
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
W, 4-0 vs MIA
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
PPD vs OAK
SP
Chris PaddackMIN - SP,RP
PPD vs OAK
SP
Ryan PepiotTB - SP,RP
L, 2-9 @ATL
SP
RP
RP
Jhoan DuranMIN - RP
PPD vs OAK
P
BN
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
PPD vs OAK
BN
Jon SingletonHOU - 1B
L, 5-13 vs DET
BN
IL
BN
Max FriedATL - SP
W, 9-2 vs TB
BN
BN
Alek ManoahTOR - SP
W, 5-0 vs CLE
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL

Hollywood Swinging

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 9-2 vs TB
3B
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
Top 1, 0-0 vs KC
OF
OF
OF
Andy PagesLAD - OF
Top 1, 0-0 vs KC
Util
Danny JansenTOR - C
W, 5-0 vs CLE
Util
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
W, 5-1 vs SD
SP
Logan WebbSF - SP
L, 3-4 vs LAA
SP
SP
SP
Bailey OberMIN - SP
PPD vs OAK
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
PPD @MIN
BN
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
Top 7, 4-1 vs TEX
BN
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
Top 7, 1-4 @SEA
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Ryan WeathersMIA - SP
L, 0-4 @WSH
IL
Merrill KellyAZ - SP
7:10 pm vs CWS
IL

IL Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
L, 2-6 @BAL
3B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
W, 3-1 vs CIN
SS
OF
OF
OF
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
L, 0-5 @TOR
Util
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
Top 1, 0-0 @COL
Util
SP
W, 9-2 vs TB
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
W, 5-1 vs STL
BN
BN
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
Bot 6, 2-5 @BOS
BN
PPD vs OAK
IL
W, 13-5 @HOU
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
Top 1, 0-0 vs KC
BN
BN
IL
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
L, 3-4 vs LAA

Manscaped

Pos
Player
C
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 9-2 vs TB
2B
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
L, 3-4 vs LAA
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 2-6 @BAL
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 5-0 vs CLE
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
L, 2-9 @ATL
OF
OF
Util
Util
Jackson ChourioMIL - OF
W, 3-1 vs CIN
SP
SP
SP
Bryan WooSEA - SP
Top 7, 4-1 vs TEX
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
L, 1-5 @NYM
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
DJ LeMahieuNYY - 1B,2B,3B
Bot 6, 2-5 @BOS
BN
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 1-3 @MIL
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 4-3 @SF
BN
BN
BN
Dean KremerBAL - SP
W, 6-2 vs PHI
BN
BN
IL
IL
Devin WilliamsMIL - RP
W, 3-1 vs CIN

Tequila and Root Beer

Pos
Player
C
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
L, 0-5 @TOR
2B
Jake CronenworthSD - 1B,2B
L, 1-5 @NYM
3B
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
L, 1-5 @CHC
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 3-1 vs CIN
OF
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
7:10 pm vs CWS
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
Bot 6, 2-5 @BOS
OF
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 4-3 @SF
Util
Ketel MarteAZ - 2B
7:10 pm vs CWS
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
L, 2-9 @ATL
BN
James WoodWSH - OF
W, 4-0 vs MIA
IL
BN
BN
BN
Tanner BibeeCLE - SP
L, 0-5 @TOR
BN
Andrew AbbottCIN - SP
L, 1-3 @MIL
BN
BN
BN
IL

Party Boys

Pos
Player
C
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 9-2 vs TB
1B
2B
Colt KeithDET - 2B,3B
W, 13-5 @HOU
3B
SS
W, 5-1 vs STL
OF
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
Top 7, 4-1 vs TEX
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
W, 5-1 vs STL
OF
Util
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
Top 1, 0-0 vs PIT
Util
Adael AmadorCOL - 2B,SS
Top 1, 0-0 vs PIT
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
PPD @MIN
P
BN
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
PPD vs OAK
BN
BN
BN
Ryan JeffersMIN - C
PPD vs OAK
BN
Dylan CrewsWSH - OF
W, 4-0 vs MIA
IL
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
W, 9-2 vs TB
IL
BN
BN
BN
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
W, 5-1 vs STL
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
W, 5-1 vs STL
BN
BN
BN
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
L, 0-5 @TOR
BN
IL
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 5-0 vs CLE
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
Top 1, 0-0 vs KC

The Laser Show

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
W, 5-1 vs STL
2B
3B
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,OF
W, 13-5 @HOU
SS
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
W, 4-0 vs MIA
OF
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 4-3 @SF
Util
Util
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
Top 1, 0-0 @COL
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
Josh HaderHOU - RP
L, 5-13 vs DET
RP
P
BN
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
Top 1, 0-0 @COL
BN
Brent RookerOAK - OF
PPD @MIN
BN
BN
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
Bot 6, 5-2 vs NYY
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL

The MFN Bang Bus

Pos
Player
C
W, 5-1 vs SD
1B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 5-1 vs SD
2B
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,OF
L, 1-5 @CHC
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
Util
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
W, 5-1 vs STL
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
Tanner ScottMIA - RP
L, 0-4 @WSH
BN
Byron BuxtonMIN - OF
PPD vs OAK
BN
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 0-5 @TOR
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 5-1 vs SD
IL

The MotorBoaters

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
L, 5-13 vs DET
1B
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
L, 5-13 vs DET
3B
SS
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 1-5 @NYM
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
W, 3-1 vs CIN
SP
Jalen BeeksCOL - SP,RP
Top 1, 0-0 vs PIT
SP
SP
SP
RP
Ryan HelsleySTL - RP
L, 1-5 @CHC
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Trea TurnerPHI - SS
L, 2-6 @BAL
BN
BN
Pablo LópezMIN - SP
PPD vs OAK
BN
BN
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
L, 5-13 vs DET
BN
José BerríosTOR - SP
W, 5-0 vs CLE
IL
Gavin WilliamsCLE - SP
L, 0-5 @TOR

The Players Club

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
Top 1, 0-0 vs PIT
1B
2B
3B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
L, 2-9 @ATL
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 4-0 vs MIA
OF
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
W, 9-2 vs TB
OF
Util
Util
SP
SP
JP SearsOAK - SP
PPD @MIN
SP
Zach EflinTB - SP
L, 2-9 @ATL
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
BN
PPD @MIN
BN
BN
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
L, 1-5 @CHC
BN
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
Bot 6, 5-2 vs NYY
BN
BN
BN
Cole IrvinBAL - SP,RP
W, 6-2 vs PHI
BN
BN
BN
IL
Kyle BradishBAL - SP
W, 6-2 vs PHI
IL
Zac GallenAZ - SP
7:10 pm vs CWS
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
L, 3-4 vs LAA

Woodhookers

Pos
Player
C
(Empty)
1B
W, 6-2 vs PHI
2B
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
PPD @MIN
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
W, 5-0 vs CLE
Util
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 3-1 vs CIN
Util
SP
SP
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
Bot 6, 5-2 vs NYY
SP
SP
RP
(Empty)
RP
(Empty)
P
BN
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
Top 7, 1-4 @SEA
BN
BN
Ian HappCHC - OF
W, 5-1 vs STL
BN
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
L, 5-13 vs DET
BN
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 6-2 vs PHI
IL
L, 2-6 @BAL
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL