Suck N’ Blow Vagina Time

Pos
Player
C
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 1-4 @PIT
2B
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 1-4 @PIT
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 2-14 vs NYM
OF
OF
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 1-4 @PIT
OF
Jake FraleyCIN - OF
L, 1-4 @PIT
Util
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 6-7 vs SF
Util
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
L, 3-5 @LAA
SP
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
L, 1-2 @ATL
SP
Sonny GraySTL - SP
W, 7-6 @MIA
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
L, 3-7 vs BOS
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 1-4 @PIT
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 6-7 vs SF

Hollywood Swinging

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
W, 9-5 @COL
1B
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 5-9 vs LAD
2B
Ozzie AlbiesATL - 2B
W, 2-1 vs DET
3B
W, 4-1 vs CIN
SS
(Empty)
OF
OF
Andy PagesLAD - OF
W, 9-5 @COL
OF
Util
Util
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
SP
SP
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
BN
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
W, 9-5 @COL
BN
Danny JansenTOR - C
L, 3-7 vs BOS
BN
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 2-14 vs NYM
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Ryan WeathersMIA - SP
L, 6-7 vs STL
IL
Merrill KellyAZ - SP
IL
Cody BradfordTEX - SP,RP
L, 2-14 vs NYM

IL Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
W, 9-2 vs SD
3B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
L, 3-5 @LAA
SS
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
W, 4-1 vs CIN
OF
OF
OF
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
Util
Util
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
L, 6-7 vs SF
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
W, 7-6 @CHC
BN
BN
Nathaniel LoweTEX - 1B
L, 2-14 vs NYM
BN
BN
IL
L, 1-2 @ATL
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 9-5 @COL
BN
BN
IL
IL

Manscaped

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 2-14 vs NYM
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
W, 2-1 vs DET
2B
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 7-6 @CHC
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
W, 9-2 vs SD
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
L, 3-7 vs BOS
OF
OF
OF
Util
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 14-2 @TEX
Util
Jackson ChourioMIL - OF
L, 3-5 @LAA
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
L, 2-9 @PHI
SP
SP
Paul SkenesPIT - SP
W, 4-1 vs CIN
SP
Yusei KikuchiTOR - SP
L, 3-7 vs BOS
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
L, 3-7 vs BOS
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 1-4 @PIT
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
W, 5-3 vs MIL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Dean KremerBAL - SP
BN
Max MeyerMIA - SP
L, 6-7 vs STL
IL
IL
Devin WilliamsMIL - RP
L, 3-5 @LAA

Party Boys

Pos
Player
C
W, 5-3 vs MIL
1B
2B
Colt KeithDET - 2B,3B
L, 1-2 @ATL
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
W, 7-3 @TOR
SS
L, 6-7 vs SF
OF
OF
OF
Util
Adael AmadorCOL - 2B,SS
L, 5-9 vs LAD
Util
(Empty)
SP
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 6-7 vs SF
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
Yimi GarcíaTOR - RP
L, 3-7 vs BOS
BN
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 5-9 vs LAD
BN
BN
Sean MurphyATL - C
W, 2-1 vs DET
BN
BN
BN
IL
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
W, 2-1 vs DET
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Reynaldo LópezATL - SP,RP
W, 2-1 vs DET
BN
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
L, 6-7 vs SF
BN
BN
IL
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
L, 3-7 vs BOS
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
W, 9-5 @COL

The Laser Show

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 6-7 vs SF
2B
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
W, 4-1 vs CIN
3B
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,OF
L, 1-2 @ATL
SS
(Empty)
OF
OF
Taylor WardLAA - OF
W, 5-3 vs MIL
OF
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
W, 7-3 @TOR
Util
(Empty)
Util
(Empty)
SP
SP
SP
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
W, 9-5 @COL
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
L, 2-9 @PHI
BN
BN
BN
Brayan BelloBOS - SP
W, 7-3 @TOR
BN
BN
IL
IL

The MFN Bang Bus

Pos
Player
C
1B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 14-2 @TEX
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 6-7 vs SF
3B
Austin RileyATL - 3B
W, 2-1 vs DET
SS
OF
L, 2-14 vs NYM
OF
OF
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 7-6 @MIA
Util
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
Tanner ScottMIA - RP
L, 6-7 vs STL
BN
BN
BN
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
BN
BN
BN
Reese OlsonDET - SP
L, 1-2 @ATL
BN
BN
BN
IL
Jacob deGromTEX - SP
L, 2-14 vs NYM
IL
IL

The Players Club

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 2-9 @PHI
3B
SS
OF
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
W, 2-1 vs DET
OF
Util
Util
Brenton DoyleCOL - OF
L, 5-9 vs LAD
SP
SP
SP
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
David BednarPIT - RP
W, 4-1 vs CIN
BN
L, 5-9 vs LAD
BN
Elias DíazCOL - C
L, 5-9 vs LAD
BN
BN
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 7-3 @TOR
BN
BN
Walker BuehlerLAD - SP
W, 9-5 @COL
BN
Cole IrvinBAL - SP,RP
BN
BN
BN
Max ScherzerTEX - SP
L, 2-14 vs NYM
IL
IL
Zac GallenAZ - SP
IL

Woodhookers

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
L, 3-7 vs BOS
OF
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 6-7 vs SF
Util
Util
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
L, 3-5 @LAA
SP
SP
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
W, 7-3 @TOR
SP
Jon GrayTEX - SP
L, 2-14 vs NYM
SP
RP
RP
(Empty)
P
BN
BN
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 2-14 vs NYM
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
IL
W, 9-2 vs SD
BN
BN
Jesús LuzardoMIA - SP
L, 6-7 vs STL
BN
IL