Suck N’ Blow Vagina Time

Pos
Player
C
Tyler SoderstromOAK - C,1B
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
1B
Spencer SteerCIN - 1B,2B,3B,OF
L, 4-5 @MIL
2B
3B
Elly De La CruzCIN - 3B,SS
L, 4-5 @MIL
SS
Corey SeagerTEX - SS
L, 0-5 @SEA
OF
Jarren DuranBOS - OF
W, 9-3 vs NYY
OF
TJ FriedlCIN - OF
L, 4-5 @MIL
OF
Jake FraleyCIN - OF
L, 4-5 @MIL
Util
Christopher MorelCHC - 2B,3B,OF
L, 1-2 vs STL
Util
Brice TurangMIL - 2B,SS
W, 5-4 vs CIN
SP
SP
Tarik SkubalDET - SP
L, 1-4 @HOU
SP
SP
George KirbySEA - SP
W, 5-0 vs TEX
RP
RP
P
BN
Davis SchneiderTOR - 2B,OF
W, 7-6 vs CLE
BN
BN
Luke RaleySEA - 1B,OF
W, 5-0 vs TEX
IL
Matt McLainCIN - 2B,SS
L, 4-5 @MIL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Jake IrvinWSH - SP
W, 3-1 vs MIA
BN
BN
IL
Ben BrownCHC - SP,RP
L, 1-2 vs STL

Corncob TV Executives

Pos
Player
C
Adley RutschmanBAL - C
W, 8-3 vs PHI
1B
2B
3B
Jordan WestburgBAL - 2B,3B
W, 8-3 vs PHI
SS
Anthony VolpeNYY - SS
L, 3-9 @BOS
OF
Riley GreeneDET - OF
L, 1-4 @HOU
OF
OF
Util
Nolan GormanSTL - 2B,3B
W, 2-1 @CHC
Util
Royce LewisMIN - 3B
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
SP
Joe RyanMIN - SP
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
SP
Chris PaddackMIN - SP,RP
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
SP
SP
RP
RP
Jhoan DuranMIN - RP
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
P
BN
Jesse WinkerWSH - OF
W, 3-1 vs MIA
BN
BN
IL
Evan CarterTEX - OF
L, 0-5 @SEA
BN
BN
Max FriedATL - SP
L, 6-8 vs TB
BN
Alek ManoahTOR - SP
W, 7-6 vs CLE
BN
BN
BN
IL
IL
IL

Hollywood Swinging

Pos
Player
C
Will SmithLAD - C
W, 3-0 vs KC
1B
Nolan JonesCOL - 1B,OF
L, 2-8 vs PIT
2B
3B
Dylan MooreSEA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
W, 5-0 vs TEX
SS
Mookie BettsLAD - 2B,SS,OF
W, 3-0 vs KC
OF
OF
OF
Andy PagesLAD - OF
W, 3-0 vs KC
Util
Brandon NimmoNYM - OF
W, 11-6 vs SD
Util
Abraham ToroOAK - 2B,3B
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
SP
SP
Luis GilNYY - SP
L, 3-9 @BOS
SP
Cole RagansKC - SP,RP
L, 0-3 @LAD
SP
Bailey OberMIN - SP
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
RP
RP
P
BN
BN
Danny JansenTOR - C
W, 7-6 vs CLE
BN
Gavin SheetsCWS - 1B,OF
L, 5-12 @AZ
BN
IL
Josh JungTEX - 3B
L, 0-5 @SEA
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Ryan WeathersMIA - SP
L, 1-3 @WSH
IL
Merrill KellyAZ - SP
W, 12-5 vs CWS
IL
Cody BradfordTEX - SP,RP
L, 0-5 @SEA

IL Team

Pos
Player
C
1B
2B
Bryson StottPHI - 2B,SS
L, 3-8 @BAL
3B
Joey OrtizMIL - 2B,3B
W, 5-4 vs CIN
SS
OF
OF
W, 9-3 vs NYY
OF
David FryCLE - C,1B,OF
L, 6-7 @TOR
Util
Util
Michael BuschCHC - 1B,3B
L, 1-2 vs STL
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
W, 13-6 vs LAA
BN
Oneil CruzPIT - SS
W, 8-2 @COL
BN
BN
Oswaldo CabreraNYY - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 3-9 @BOS
BN
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
IL
L, 1-4 @HOU
IL
Max MuncyLAD - 3B
W, 3-0 vs KC
BN
BN
IL
L, 3-9 @BOS
IL
Robbie RaySF - SP
W, 13-6 vs LAA

Manscaped

Pos
Player
C
Jonah HeimTEX - C
L, 0-5 @SEA
1B
Matt OlsonATL - 1B
L, 6-8 vs TB
2B
DJ LeMahieuNYY - 1B,2B,3B
L, 3-9 @BOS
3B
Alec BohmPHI - 1B,3B
L, 3-8 @BAL
SS
Bo BichetteTOR - SS
W, 7-6 vs CLE
OF
Josh LoweTB - OF
W, 8-6 @ATL
OF
W, 11-6 vs SD
OF
Util
Pete AlonsoNYM - 1B
W, 11-6 vs SD
Util
Jackson ChourioMIL - OF
W, 5-4 vs CIN
SP
SP
Bryan WooSEA - SP
W, 5-0 vs TEX
SP
Michael KingSD - SP,RP
L, 6-11 @NYM
SP
RP
RP
P
BN
Thairo EstradaSF - 2B,SS
W, 13-6 vs LAA
BN
W, 7-6 vs CLE
BN
BN
Noelvi MarteCIN - 3B
L, 4-5 @MIL
IL
Mike TroutLAA - OF
L, 6-13 @SF
BN
BN
BN
Dean KremerBAL - SP
W, 8-3 vs PHI
BN
BN
Max MeyerMIA - SP
L, 1-3 @WSH
IL
IL
Devin WilliamsMIL - RP
W, 5-4 vs CIN

Tequila and Root Beer

Pos
Player
C
1B
Josh NaylorCLE - 1B
L, 6-7 @TOR
2B
3B
Nolan ArenadoSTL - 3B
W, 2-1 @CHC
SS
Willy AdamesMIL - SS
W, 5-4 vs CIN
OF
Corbin CarrollAZ - OF
W, 12-5 vs CWS
OF
Juan SotoNYY - OF
L, 3-9 @BOS
OF
Luis RengifoLAA - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 6-13 @SF
Util
Util
SP
SP
SP
SP
RP
RP
P
Edwin DíazNYM - RP
W, 11-6 vs SD
BN
Isaac ParedesTB - 1B,2B,3B
W, 8-6 @ATL
BN
James WoodWSH - OF
W, 3-1 vs MIA
IL
BN
Ryne StanekSEA - RP
W, 5-0 vs TEX
BN
BN
Mitch KellerPIT - SP
W, 8-2 @COL
BN
Tanner BibeeCLE - SP
L, 6-7 @TOR
BN
BN
BN
IL

Party Boys

Pos
Player
C
Ryan JeffersMIN - C
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
1B
2B
Colt KeithDET - 2B,3B
L, 1-4 @HOU
3B
Rafael DeversBOS - 3B
W, 9-3 vs NYY
SS
Carlos CorreaMIN - SS
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
OF
Julio RodríguezSEA - OF
W, 5-0 vs TEX
OF
Seiya SuzukiCHC - OF
L, 1-2 vs STL
OF
Util
Ryan McMahonCOL - 2B,3B
L, 2-8 vs PIT
Util
Adael AmadorCOL - 2B,SS
L, 2-8 vs PIT
SP
SP
Ben LivelyCLE - SP,RP
L, 6-7 @TOR
SP
(Empty)
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
Mason MillerOAK - SP,RP
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
P
Yimi GarcíaTOR - RP
W, 7-6 vs CLE
BN
Sean MurphyATL - C
L, 6-8 vs TB
BN
L, 1-2 vs STL
BN
BN
BN
Dylan CrewsWSH - OF
W, 3-1 vs MIA
IL
Michael Harris IIATL - OF
L, 6-8 vs TB
IL
L, 3-9 @BOS
BN
BN
BN
Justin SteeleCHC - SP
L, 1-2 vs STL
BN
Javier AssadCHC - SP,RP
L, 1-2 vs STL
BN
BN
IL
Jordan RomanoTOR - RP
W, 7-6 vs CLE
IL
Bobby MillerLAD - SP
W, 3-0 vs KC

The Laser Show

Pos
Player
C
1B
Cody BellingerCHC - 1B,OF
L, 1-2 vs STL
2B
Brandon LoweTB - 2B
W, 8-6 @ATL
3B
Matt VierlingDET - 3B,OF
L, 1-4 @HOU
SS
Maikel GarciaKC - 3B,SS
L, 0-3 @LAD
OF
Lane ThomasWSH - OF
W, 3-1 vs MIA
OF
OF
Brent RookerOAK - OF
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
Util
Nick GonzalesPIT - 2B,SS
W, 8-2 @COL
Util
Ceddanne RafaelaBOS - SS,OF
W, 9-3 vs NYY
SP
SP
SP
Tyler GlasnowLAD - SP
W, 3-0 vs KC
SP
RP
Josh HaderHOU - RP
W, 4-1 vs DET
RP
P
Andrés MuñozSEA - RP
W, 5-0 vs TEX
BN
Connor JoePIT - 1B,OF
W, 8-2 @COL
BN
BN
BN
IL
Xander BogaertsSD - 2B,SS
L, 6-11 @NYM
BN
BN
BN
Brayan BelloBOS - SP
W, 9-3 vs NYY
BN
BN
IL
IL

The MFN Bang Bus

Pos
Player
C
MJ MelendezKC - C,OF
L, 0-3 @LAD
1B
Mark VientosNYM - 1B,3B
W, 11-6 vs SD
2B
Nico HoernerCHC - 2B,SS
L, 1-2 vs STL
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
Util
Util
Byron BuxtonMIN - OF
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
SP
SP
SP
SP
W, 4-1 vs DET
RP
RP
P
Tanner ScottMIA - RP
L, 1-3 @WSH
BN
BN
Brendan DonovanSTL - 1B,2B,3B,OF
W, 2-1 @CHC
BN
Tyler FreemanCLE - 2B,3B,SS,OF
L, 6-7 @TOR
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN
IL
Jacob deGromTEX - SP
L, 0-5 @SEA
IL
Kodai SengaNYM - SP
W, 11-6 vs SD
IL

The MotorBoaters

Pos
Player
C
Yainer DiazHOU - C,1B
W, 4-1 vs DET
1B
Anthony RizzoNYY - 1B
L, 3-9 @BOS
2B
Jose AltuveHOU - 2B
W, 4-1 vs DET
3B
Gunnar HendersonBAL - 3B,SS
W, 8-3 vs PHI
SS
Ha-Seong KimSD - 2B,3B,SS
L, 6-11 @NYM
OF
OF
OF
Alex VerdugoNYY - OF
L, 3-9 @BOS
Util
W, 5-4 vs CIN
Util
SP
Jalen BeeksCOL - SP,RP
L, 2-8 vs PIT
SP
SP
José BerríosTOR - SP
W, 7-6 vs CLE
SP
Ronel BlancoHOU - SP,RP
W, 4-1 vs DET
RP
Ryan HelsleySTL - RP
W, 2-1 @CHC
RP
P
BN
BN
BN
Salvador PerezKC - C,1B
L, 0-3 @LAD
BN
IL
BN
BN
BN
BN
Pablo LópezMIN - SP
W, 6-2 vs OAK ; W, 8-7 vs OAK
BN
IL
Gavin WilliamsCLE - SP
L, 6-7 @TOR

The Players Club

Pos
Player
C
Elias DíazCOL - C
L, 2-8 vs PIT
1B
2B
Luis ArraezSD - 1B,2B
L, 6-11 @NYM
3B
Yandy DíazTB - 1B,3B
W, 8-6 @ATL
SS
CJ AbramsWSH - SS
W, 3-1 vs MIA
OF
J.D. MartinezNYM - OF
W, 11-6 vs SD
OF
Marcell OzunaATL - OF
L, 6-8 vs TB
OF
Heliot RamosSF - OF
W, 13-6 vs LAA
Util
L, 2-8 vs PIT
Util
Alex BregmanHOU - 3B
W, 4-1 vs DET
SP
SP
JP SearsOAK - SP
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
SP
Zach EflinTB - SP
W, 8-6 @ATL
SP
(Empty)
RP
RP
P
BN
Brenton DoyleCOL - OF
L, 2-8 vs PIT
BN
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
BN
Masyn WinnSTL - SS
W, 2-1 @CHC
BN
Colton CowserBAL - OF
W, 8-3 vs PHI
IL
Triston CasasBOS - 1B
W, 9-3 vs NYY
BN
BN
Walker BuehlerLAD - SP
W, 3-0 vs KC
BN
Cole IrvinBAL - SP,RP
W, 8-3 vs PHI
BN
BN
BN
IL
Kyle BradishBAL - SP
W, 8-3 vs PHI
IL
Zac GallenAZ - SP
W, 12-5 vs CWS
IL
Blake SnellSF - SP
W, 13-6 vs LAA

Woodhookers

Pos
Player
C
(Empty)
1B
W, 8-3 vs PHI
2B
Zack GelofOAK - 2B
L, 2-6 @MIN ; L, 7-8 @MIN
3B
SS
OF
Aaron JudgeNYY - OF
L, 3-9 @BOS
OF
OF
W, 7-6 vs CLE
Util
Rhys HoskinsMIL - 1B
W, 5-4 vs CIN
Util
Jeremy PeñaHOU - SS
W, 4-1 vs DET
SP
SP
Nick PivettaBOS - SP,RP
W, 9-3 vs NYY
SP
SP
RP
(Empty)
RP
(Empty)
P
BN
Josh SmithTEX - 3B,SS,OF
L, 0-5 @SEA
BN
BN
Ian HappCHC - OF
L, 1-2 vs STL
BN
Kyle TuckerHOU - OF
W, 4-1 vs DET
BN
BN
Jackson HollidayBAL - 2B,SS
W, 8-3 vs PHI
IL
L, 3-8 @BAL
BN
Kutter CrawfordBOS - SP,RP
W, 9-3 vs NYY
BN
BN
Jesús LuzardoMIA - SP
L, 1-3 @WSH
BN
IL